I got a grip of white broads i would bone for 2 different reasons.
Reason#1:
They look like the would suck the life out of your balls and fuck you til you screamed bloody murder.
Reason#2:
They have a weird, bizarre appearance that is strangely compelling. But I would never tell my boys for fear of getting clowned.
Sandra Bernhard. I know this bish looks like Madame from Muppets, but since Day 1, you can tell this bitch fucks like her life depends on it.
Courtney Love. Before the bish got super screwy in the face, she was last call/last chick in the bar decent. But I have a strong attraction to crazy pussy.
Larry David's wife on Curb Your Enthusiasm. The bish got a horse mouth and teeth, but her TV persona is soooo annoying she must be a bitch in real life, thus be able to fuck really well.
Joan Rivers' daughter Melissa. This bish isn't as funny as her moms but is just as freaky looking. The reality is bitches fuck well. We know this.
Katie Couric. The bish is evil. No one likes her. She hasn't had dick since her hubby died. Makes for good fuckin'.
Meredith Viera. To this day, I can't tell if this chick is attractive, mildly attractive, or maybe once was attractive.
Jennifer Carpenter. I don't need anyone to tell me she has a body worse than an ironing board. Maybe it's the red hair. She'd get it.
Chelsea Handler. Someone needs to DNA test this bitch cause no way is she under 55 years old. But her smart mouth and funky attitude is grounds for a great grudge fuck.
Linda Cohn. Even I can't explain why…
Shit. Add most of the ESPN broads. Except for Jemele Hill. Broad looks like an alien.
Off the top, I can't think of any black chicks i'd be embarrassed about. Right time, right place, right amount of drinks and anger/bitterness/resentment in my system, i'd do Kat Stacks.
Shit. This list got me depressed. Bout to crack open this bourbon.