Delivery pizza have it’s benefits

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the artist

Same shit, different day
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Man...
When I used to deliver pizzas I would pray for that one horny woman to open the door in her robe and invite me in for "a tip..."
Man, I used to sell insurance and I worked for a firm that was truly old school. You picked up premiums monthly at clients homes. I was around 30. There was this one lady who would open her robe and be butt ass naked. She was about 70. She used to say shit like, "You know you wanna play with these big ole titties or lick this spur tongue." Nah, Ms. Eunice, I've gotta run. I have an appt.

No young fine women challenged me like that though

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That was the first time in my life that I'd heard the term, spur tongue.
 
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Day_Carver

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Man, I used to sell insurance and I worked for a firm that was truly old school. You picked up premiums monthly at clients homes. I was around 30. There was this one lady who would open her robe and be butt ass naked. She was about 70. She used to say shit like, "You know you wanna play with these big ole titties or lick this spur tongue." Nah, Ms. Eunice, I've gotta run. I have an appt.

No young fine women challenged me like that though
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ThaBurgerPimp

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You picked up premiums monthly at clients homes. I was around 30. There was this one lady who would open her robe and be butt ass naked. She was about 70. She used to say shit like, "You know you wanna play with these big ole titties or lick this spur tongue." Nah, Ms. Eunice, I've gotta run. I have an appt.
I wouldve made an exception if she had looked like either Deauxma or Nina Hartley :lol:

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jawnswoop

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Shit. I'm retired and want to deliver pizza for some extra cash but I'm scared of getting robbed!
They kill people for pizza not even wanting the money. Besides I don't know why they think these pizza delivery drivers got a lot of money when they don't..
 
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