You started dating Diane back in April of this year, and you can still remember the day you met. As you recall you were very stressed out that day because of an on going situation with the IRS, and you needed to see a tax preparer like yesterday. Due to some serious procrastination on your part you hadn't filed in the last 2 years, and had been receiving letters from them about a proposal of $753.00 due to some missing information.
Without going into details, Diane (your tax preparer) worked her magic and after all was said and done told you that you would be receiving a refund of about $1500.00, in addition, she could get the proposal cancelled (she said it was based on an error when you filed, but that you didn't own them anything).
You were so grateful that you asked her out and in spite of her seeing that your financial life was in shambles she still agreed to go out with you. You're having fun getting to know Diane, but for now your sex life is "null and void" (she's on that 90 day rule since the last guy she dated ended up sleeping with one of her girlfriends).
Enter Lissa...
One of your friends, Kavon who writes for the Washington Post came to town to cover the US Open and "hangout" with you for a few days. So last Friday you and Kavon decided to go to "Dallas BBQ" for dinners since he had a taste for short ribs. While you're there you see some attractive women sitting near you and Kavon (who is one of the cheapest guys you know) decides to send them both drinks.
His timing was impeccable because the young ladies eventually came over to your table (Kavon got them some more drinks) to thank him and that lead to them inviting you and Kavon back to Lissa's house (they must have assumed that Kavon had "big money" since he was dressed up and paid for their drinks).
Once you got back to Lissa's place, Kavon ended up going into the bedroom with Patricia and that left you with Lissa in the living room. You weren't expecting anything because in spite of having "blue balls" from dating Diane, you still were trying to respect that relationship.
Keyword here is trying...