Homewreckers: Pass or Hulk Smash (These Bad Women Too THICK For You?)
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Where can I find more of her? Asking for a friend.
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CSI????
You started dating Diane back in April of this year, and you can still remember the day you met. As you recall you were very stressed out that day because of an on going situation with the IRS, and you needed to see a tax preparer like yesterday. Due to some serious procrastination on your part you hadn't filed in the last 2 years, and had been receiving letters from them about a proposal of $753.00 due to some missing information.
Without going into details, Diane (your tax preparer) worked her magic and after all was said and done told you that you would be receiving a refund of about $1500.00, in addition, she could get the proposal cancelled (she said it was based on an error when you filed, but that you didn't own them anything).
You were so grateful that you asked her out and in spite of her seeing that your financial life was in shambles she still agreed to go out with you. You're having fun getting to know Diane, but for now your sex life is "null and void" (she's on that 90 day rule since the last guy she dated ended up sleeping with one of her girlfriends).
Enter Lissa...
One of your friends, Kavon who writes for the Washington Post came to town to cover the US Open and "hangout" with you for a few days. So last Friday you and Kavon decided to go to "Dallas BBQ" for dinners since he had a taste for short ribs. While you're there you see some attractive women sitting near you and Kavon (who is one of the cheapest guys you know) decides to send them both drinks.
His timing was impeccable because the young ladies eventually came over to your table (Kavon got them some more drinks) to thank him and that lead to them inviting you and Kavon back to Lissa's house (they must have assumed that Kavon had "big money" since he was dressed up and paid for their drinks).
Once you got back to Lissa's place, Kavon ended up going into the bedroom with Patricia and that left you with Lissa in the living room. You weren't expecting anything because in spite of having "blue balls" from dating Diane, you still were trying to respect that relationship.
Keyword here is trying...
Without going into details, Diane (your tax preparer) worked her magic and after all was said and done told you that you would be receiving a refund of about $1500.00, in addition, she could get the proposal cancelled (she said it was based on an error when you filed, but that you didn't own them anything).
You were so grateful that you asked her out and in spite of her seeing that your financial life was in shambles she still agreed to go out with you. You're having fun getting to know Diane, but for now your sex life is "null and void" (she's on that 90 day rule since the last guy she dated ended up sleeping with one of her girlfriends).
Enter Lissa...
One of your friends, Kavon who writes for the Washington Post came to town to cover the US Open and "hangout" with you for a few days. So last Friday you and Kavon decided to go to "Dallas BBQ" for dinners since he had a taste for short ribs. While you're there you see some attractive women sitting near you and Kavon (who is one of the cheapest guys you know) decides to send them both drinks.
His timing was impeccable because the young ladies eventually came over to your table (Kavon got them some more drinks) to thank him and that lead to them inviting you and Kavon back to Lissa's house (they must have assumed that Kavon had "big money" since he was dressed up and paid for their drinks).
Once you got back to Lissa's place, Kavon ended up going into the bedroom with Patricia and that left you with Lissa in the living room. You weren't expecting anything because in spite of having "blue balls" from dating Diane, you still were trying to respect that relationship.
Keyword here is trying...
As you stated the Keyword was trying...
but, when Lissa dropped her pants you could see she was "gifted," and it didn't help that the perfume she was wearing reminded you of warm "Strawberry Pop tarts" on a Saturday morning with a cold glass of milk (enjoyed while watching Saturday morning cartoons).
Now, you're thinking how are you going to manage being with Lissa and Diane?
but, when Lissa dropped her pants you could see she was "gifted," and it didn't help that the perfume she was wearing reminded you of warm "Strawberry Pop tarts" on a Saturday morning with a cold glass of milk (enjoyed while watching Saturday morning cartoons).
Now, you're thinking how are you going to manage being with Lissa and Diane?
About a month ago you went to "A Taste of Seafood," and just struck up a conversation with a young lady standing in front of you. The conversation continued as you both sat and waiting for your orders to be prepared and ended up exchanging phone numbers.
At no point did you mention that you were in a relationship nor did she, and you refrained from saying anything because you and her just "clicked."
You never realized that the affair would escalate to what it is today, but now you realize that it might be putting your situation at home in jeopardy?
At no point did you mention that you were in a relationship nor did she, and you refrained from saying anything because you and her just "clicked."
You never realized that the affair would escalate to what it is today, but now you realize that it might be putting your situation at home in jeopardy?
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There have been/are/ will be women in your life that may be attracted to you, but might not be the physical type that you are generally attracted to. Your decision to move forward with the relationship is probably not based on how you feel and how she might treat you, but what your friends think about her physical stature.
Since the corner Bogeda closes at 11:00 PM, and you needed milk for your morning cereal you had to hurry before they closed.
So the mission was milk, pay, and straight home because Selena Casilla was that part of plan.
You can't deny that Selena is sexy, but you tend to avoid women that you might struggle to carry. Nevertheless, Selena was doing some late night shopping and in her haste didn't bring enough money.
Junito, who was working the register that evening was telling Selena that she didn't have to pay now and that she could owe him (Junito had been trying to "get with" Jenica for a few years now and wanted her to be in deep debt to him so he could get her to absolve her debt by giving him some sex).
Selena was aware of Junito's plan and ending up asking you if you could loan her $20?
You did and she "Thanked you," and asked you to walk her home since it was late. Selena told you that if you wanted to you could "chill" with her for a few minutes.
Before you answer that you're playing "mental gymnastics" in your head trying to define your current relationship with Debra?
So the mission was milk, pay, and straight home because Selena Casilla was that part of plan.
You can't deny that Selena is sexy, but you tend to avoid women that you might struggle to carry. Nevertheless, Selena was doing some late night shopping and in her haste didn't bring enough money.
Junito, who was working the register that evening was telling Selena that she didn't have to pay now and that she could owe him (Junito had been trying to "get with" Jenica for a few years now and wanted her to be in deep debt to him so he could get her to absolve her debt by giving him some sex).
Selena was aware of Junito's plan and ending up asking you if you could loan her $20?
You did and she "Thanked you," and asked you to walk her home since it was late. Selena told you that if you wanted to you could "chill" with her for a few minutes.
Before you answer that you're playing "mental gymnastics" in your head trying to define your current relationship with Debra?
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This feels like an eternity ago, but one of my coworkers was cool with this female promoter named "Hot Coco," who would hold stripper parties at the "Marc Ballroom" (29 Union Square West, Manhattan).
This is where I first saw Scarlett in the flesh (no pun intended), and I made a mental note of it because I remember her walking past 2 guys that were in a deep conversation and they both stopped talking in mid sentence to watch her walk by. To be honest, my friend who was standing next to me telling me about something went silent too.
That night it seemed like the line:
"I hate to see you go, but I love watching you walk away," was made for her.
This is where I first saw Scarlett in the flesh (no pun intended), and I made a mental note of it because I remember her walking past 2 guys that were in a deep conversation and they both stopped talking in mid sentence to watch her walk by. To be honest, my friend who was standing next to me telling me about something went silent too.
That night it seemed like the line:
"I hate to see you go, but I love watching you walk away," was made for her.
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well shyt, she unpacked that muddrfukkr .....
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As you sat at the bar by yourself in this strange town you found yourself suddenly approached by a strange woman.
Maybe she was affiliated with the hotel you were staying at? Maybe she was a Pro?
20 year old you would have wasted no time inviting her back to your room, but here we are in a different phase of your life and now you're asking yourself:
"What do you stand to lose?"
Maybe she was affiliated with the hotel you were staying at? Maybe she was a Pro?
20 year old you would have wasted no time inviting her back to your room, but here we are in a different phase of your life and now you're asking yourself:
"What do you stand to lose?"
