Houston cats wearing maxi pads??? The hell going on down there?

[Coldchi]

Checks username…

i just spit out my fuckin Sprite......

 

[Politic Negro]

Imagine coming out of a global pandemic and admitting you are nasty and you don't..

 

[Non-StopJFK2TAB]

Tell em why you mad son lmao

He’s such a hit dog.

 

[crossovernegro]

Leaving thread after reading the first couple posts.....cause I decided that I don't want to find out what gooch grease is..... if I live to be 114 years old, I won't ever want to know what it is.



.

 

[smoovejazz]

WTF?! Are men gonna have to invest in bidets now?

There are some nasty mfs out there. There is a very simple solution to this problem...


...wait for it...


WASH YOUR BALLS, ASS, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN ON A DAILY BASIS! TWICE OR MORE A DAY, IF YOU HAVE TO!

Goddamn! Are we in the end of days?
WTF is wrong with this generation?

 

[sammyjax]

shitty ass Houston niggas...........fuck is tha deal?

I believe you mean what's the damn deal

 

[phanatic]

I just put antiperspirant on my taint during the summer to avoid swamp ass. You don't need any pads. That's excessive.

 

[jawnswoop]

You gotta make sure that you do this if you get in anybody's car in Houston! Be prepared!

 

[Big Tex]

I just put antiperspirant on my taint during the summer to avoid swamp ass. You don't need any pads. That's excessive.

TMI famo

 

[ny1800]

Hope this is a prank. Fuck this world is crumbling by the day.

 

[tallblacknyc]

I just put antiperspirant on my taint during the summer to avoid swamp ass. You don't need any pads. That's excessive.

Amajorfucup :

 

[smoovejazz]

Instead of any TMI descriptions, let's just wrap this thread with this rule of thumb from the Man Code:

"Wash your taint...'till it ain't."

 

[Politic Negro]

I just put antiperspirant on my taint during the summer to avoid swamp ass. You don't need any pads. That's excessive.

 

[CurtDawg]

 

[Dannyblueyes]

WTF?! Are men gonna have to invest in bidets now?

There are some nasty mfs out there. There is a very simple solution to this problem...


...wait for it...


WASH YOUR BALLS, ASS, AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN ON A DAILY BASIS! TWICE OR MORE A DAY, IF YOU HAVE TO!

Goddamn! Are we in the end of days?
WTF is wrong with this generation?

I just bought a bidet last week. It cost $40, took about 15 minutes to set up, and is way more hygienic than toilet paper. If you're a dude wearing maxi pads you can switch up and make that money back and then some within a few months. Especially if you're using wet wipes as well.

If you live in a hot climate and have excess pubic hair it might make sense to spend $25 on a body trimmer. That will take care of a lot of the sweat and lint in your draws.

More importantly, if you have booty leakage it probably means you don't have enough fiber in your diet. Put down the cheeseburger and pick up a salad fork. Start taking metamucil. Have a bran muffin or oatmeal for breakfast. Not only will it take care of the "grease", you'll also be less hungry between meals.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by someone who REALLY hopes you don't need this advice

 

[Dannyblueyes]

I just put antiperspirant on my taint during the summer to avoid swamp ass. You don't need any pads. That's excessive.

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Why cover up swamp ass when you can kill it at the source?

 

[SamSneed]

shitty ass Houston niggas...........fuck is tha deal?

Na man it’s those cali niggas that moved here who don’t use a wash rag

 

[Darkness's]

Prayers for Houston

 

[neptunes007]

Y'all acting like some hoes for saying this is some Houston shit. All you bitches can eat a dick. This a local entertainment show covering a topic that was not specifically about Houston but the OP and y'all wanna take it there. Fuck all y'all anal poking penis pullers.

Somebody is feeling a little Chopped N Screwed, aren’t they?

 

[ghoststrike]

WTF is "gooch grease"? ...never mind, I don't want to know

Sounds like some gay or "gender affirming" merch

 

[phanatic]

WTF is "gooch grease"? ...never mind, I don't want to know

Sounds like some gay or "gender affirming" merch

This is why people are walking around stanking. Too worried about being gay, so they don't wash their taint and ass.

 

[jawnswoop]

This is why people are walking around stanking. Too worried about being gay, so they don't wash their taint and ass.

Also the reason why they're scared to get checked out about having pancreatic and colon cancer because they don't like the doctor touching them.

 

[phanatic]

Also the reason why they're scared to get checked out about having pancreatic and colon cancer because they don't like the doctor touching them.

I had to get my colon checked because cancer runs in my family. No real adult, with real priorities, and real issues thinks getting their internals checked is gay. Women get their breasts and vaginas checked regularly, and no one will call them lesbians. I truly only believed white people were arrogant and dumb enough to die for some horseshit virtue signaling.

 

[jawnswoop]

I had to get my colon checked because cancer runs in my family. No real adult, with real priorities, and real issues thinks getting their internals checked is gay. Women get their breasts and vaginas checked regularly, and no one will call them lesbians. I truly only believed white people were arrogant and dumb enough to die for some horseshit virtue signaling.

Preach, I agree!

 

[mcguyver]

THREAD REPORTED

 

[footloose]

Makes sense. I can imagine the humidity those tight jeans must cause

 

[ghoststrike]

This is why people are walking around stanking. Too worried about being gay, so they don't wash their taint and ass.

Man, fuck those pads, wash up and problem solved. I'm not googling that goochie whatever either lol

 

[bbuzzard]

Checks username…

Best response seen to date...

 

[bbuzzard]

I just put antiperspirant on my taint during the summer to avoid swamp ass. You don't need any pads. That's excessive.

 

[Goingmark40]

gad dam the part of me that loves knowledge wants to know what gooch grease and the spider sense part telling me don't click that fucking link

 

[SamSneed]

I just put antiperspirant on my taint during the summer to avoid swamp ass. You don't need any pads. That's excessive.

Same one you use for the arm pits

 

[shaddyvillethug]

I just put antiperspirant on my taint during the summer to avoid swamp ass. You don't need any pads. That's excessive.

@Soul On Ice
@tekwehuself

This Nigga at it again

 

[phanatic]

Same one you use for the arm pits

Heck no. Own separate stick in a different cabinet.

 

[Madrox]

Man, fuck those pads, wash up and problem solved. I'm not googling that goochie whatever either lol

..part in bold had me .. the rest goes w/out saying (you would think). Dudes wylen

 

[bbuzzard]

Texas Man Caught On Camera Sniffing Customer's Butt At Pet Store
By Dani Medina
September 6, 2022



A man was caught on camera sniffing the butt of a customer in the aisle of a pet store i Texas.
The man went in for a sniff at least three times, as seen in the video footage shared by Hollywood Unlocked on Instagram.

The store surveillance video shows a man wearing a grey hoodie pretending to eye something on a shelf before walking over to a woman pushing a shopping cart. He bends over to get closer to her behind — and repeats the process two more times as the woman makes her way down the aisle. He even squats low to get a better angle.

The woman and her friend make their way out of the aisle, apparently not noticing what was happening behind them. The man then exits the aisle from the other direction.
It's unear where this pet store was located or what happened to the man after the incident.

Commenters were absolutely dumbfounded at the video. "My kids would have farted in his face," one user said. "I don’t even know what to say …." said another. "Everyday I see another reason to not go outside ," another user said.
You can watch the video for yourself below:
source: https://www.iheart.com/content/2022-09-06-texas-man-caught-on-camera-sniffing-customers-butt-at-pet-store/