I need neighbors like this
- Thread starter Varis
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Nice!
that's when you gotta get one dude to agree to jump on that grenade for the sake of everyone else
I had a pretty neighbor as well bitch would come by asking to borrow all kinds of random shit after a while i just got sick and tired of her begging ass.
when I see my neighbors stand out on their deck its like looking at tales from the crypt
Yep! My neighbor is similar in shape and if she knows I'm outside she makes some excuse to have that ass tooted in my direction - it's been that way for years before she got that spot, even when she was a skinny young'n working at McDs. However, that mouth outweighs that ass, I can hear her yelling at her kids and whatever else she may feel like from the next street over - if she was a singer she would shame Patti Labelle and Beyonce - I could have music on and still hear her when I'm turning the corner onto our street. Also, that ass attracts the wrong elements - she brought a cat from that side of town over here to lay up. Hate to stereptype, and it's not the fact that 3 of his 6 cars don't have mufflers and he rolls thru at 2-3am - it's the fact that he recently went off, full retard and took the front wheels off the chick's SUV. I came home and the shit was sitting up on one jack. She's got a new one out there now but damn chica, get your shit straight and leave that side of town on that side of town.
She'd get her lawn mowed and seeded weekly..
Every time she come out she'd conveniently see me doing yard work and sweeping the driveway.
Ill run right up on her and grab i nice big ass handful of that ass and just stand there and look at her
What if she slapped all your taste buds down your trachea, then what?
Say, ma'am, as a culinarian, I'll be happy to assist you on that there grill.
where u live at Senior Citizen home?
