man i used to have this bad bitch live above me back in my navy days..
every time i heard someone on the steps it was time to go check the mail....
That was the opposite of me in my Air Force days. When I heard the floorboards creaking I knew them two fatass ghetto butt ass ugly sisters were coming down the stairs. Not only were they hideous but them bitches had bad attitudes to go along with their modern art masterpiece looks. When I moved from that stanking ass apartment complex one had the nerve to ask me “you moving?” “Where you going to?” I was like you ugly hippo looking motherfucker it ain’t none of yo fucking business! Bitch!
Man I just came in here to reiterate my neighbors are ugly as homemade sin. The one exception is the young college student and she’s not at the house often. Them other hideous bitches better be careful or I’m going to put a stake through their chest Mfs look just like the walking dead or something! Damn!