My wife proposed that each of us have five celebrity exceptions. That's five famous people we could fuck without it counting as cheating. Then she asked for my five.
I asked if reality TV stars count as celebrities. She said yes
I asked about porn stars. She said it was a gray area, but okay.
Then I asked about her friend Lexi who works at Enterprise rentals.
Then I asked if it was retroactive.
Now I need a new wife