If your girl was better than you at your fave video games would it bother you?
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Me and my lady threw hands before because our tekken battles were so serious. We'd be kicking each other asses for 3 to 5 hours straight on the game. Next thing you know she gets to talking shit and I get to talking shit. We'd fight for real and then have make up sex afterwards.
Feng Wei (me) vs Lilli (her) were epic battles.
She is also nice as fuck in kill zone. I can't do nothing with her on that game. She don't play sports games, so no comp there.
It's really tekken where our pride got in the way of the fun . But we'd be so drunk and high that it made it fun regardless.
She is also nice in bowlingI be getting sonned on the lanes.
it's whatever though. Can't be good at everything. All this was before we had s child though. We've calmed down since then. Plus my ps3 went down 2 years ago.
I suck at fighting games, i'm decent in Madden now. But i suck at the shoot'em up games. I can't see and like someone always kills me from the back. COD causes me anxiety.
The WIFE though! She's a killer on Tekken with Xiaoyu. Nobody can beat her. Hubb has walked away from the game messin with her.
Whatever. I bet you over there makin up reasons to deduct her allowance because she beat you in something.
Yeah, fuck cod. I suck at that game. I would rather fuck up someone's kill streak with a fluke rocket I shoot randomly than put in the time to be nice.
BTW. I'm confused if this the female wtggt or the husband? It's how the last statement is in the form of 3rd person.
Me and my lady threw hands before because our tekken battles were so serious. We'd be kicking each other asses for 3 to 5 hours straight on the game. Next thing you know she gets to talking shit and I get to talking shit. We'd fight for real and then have make up sex afterwards.
Feng Wei (me) vs Lilli (her) were epic battles.
She is also nice as fuck in kill zone. I can't do nothing with her on that game. She don't play sports games, so no comp there.
It's really tekken where our pride got in the way of the fun . But we'd be so drunk and high that it made it fun regardless.
She is also nice in bowling
She used to like to make all the kids who came over to play cry. destroying them in fighting games, racing and Rock Band.
Kids be throwing controllers and complaining to their parents still destroying 'em...cold as ice.
In HS she would be playing Asian kids in those arcades in city beating them at Street Figher and Vitura Fighter...REAL fights almost breaking out.
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Muh fuckas be at Thanksgiving dinner like:
One of the homegirls back in high school was mad skilled @ gaming. No lie ... that shit was intimidating to us dudes. No one wanted to play her and get SuperOckSonned.
The bitch is an alien bro and her husband is dead.
Hell yeah, my associates be in awe when she is on the sticks playing COD with me. "wish my girl played games"...shit some of these cats went as far to force their girls to start playing video games lmaoo.
Or are you fuckin my wife? Looks like we have a problem
At first the ass kicking was fucking with, but then I realized I have a fine chick that is nice in video games. Can't be mad at that! So I turned the comp up and we go hard! Especially when she be wearing those sexy outfits for distractions
nah......thankfully my wife only plays the Wii games. she aint in to Call Of Duty and shit.
however my 9 year old daughter loves to play Mortal Kombat on my PS3. i hadn't played that shit in like forever.
she wanted me to play her in it so i did.....and she beat me with Kitana. i was madder than a bitch.
i had to call a timeout.....pull up my characters moves so i could learn how to do them again....
started another game and i beat the holy shit outta her ass each time.
so im pretty sure if my wife beat me in a game,....i'd prolly be laughin on the outside...
but dyin to get some revenge on the inside and show no mercy.
*or do like we used to do back in the day when i was playin one of my homies in Madden
(some of yall prolly still do it now)
4th quarter.....u up by 3........five seconds left in the game. they throw a hail mary and complete the pass...
they are at the 50....the 40.....the 30.....the 20......the 10........the 5....
YOU GET THE FUCK UP AND TURN OFF THE GAME BEFORE THEY GET TO THE ENDZONE!!!
All the time man all the time. Hit that reset button real quick like. Same thing if we stared out with 21 - egg. Hitting that reset button. Wasn't no coming back after that.
Me and my lady threw hands before because our tekken battles were so serious. We'd be kicking each other asses for 3 to 5 hours straight on the game. Next thing you know she gets to talking shit and I get to talking shit. We'd fight for real and then have make up sex afterwards.
Feng Wei (me) vs Lilli (her) were epic battles.
She is also nice as fuck in kill zone. I can't do nothing with her on that game. She don't play sports games, so no comp there.
It's really tekken where our pride got in the way of the fun . But we'd be so drunk and high that it made it fun regardless.
She is also nice in bowling
Man Tekken was the other game that inspire fights in you. With my boys like y'all we'd play 4-5 hours.
Those battles were intense. Shit talking all the way through the battles. Niggas had to be at work and school in a few hours but we up playing Tekken.
We were good with every character but we had favorites. I'd use the whole family Jin, Kazuya, Hihachi and then Eddy and Jack. Those were my go to guys for epic whoop ass moments in game history. He'd play with Law, Feng Wei, Hworang, Nina, Jin, and Law. Hworang mostly.
Once I learned how to do all those combos with Kazuya and Eddy nigga got heated.
Cuz he was better than me at first. We'd crank up the match numbers to best out of 5 or more.Some of my best gaming moments.
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Xiaoyu is dope I learned how to use her and all her little butterfly moves and shit. She is a problem very slick character. Niggas use to hate when I played with her.
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My manfriend and his friends, my sons. They're very good at it and i don't understand how. I just can't grasp it. I run around just shooting at anything.
In GTA it's different i love that 1. I just throw bombs at everyone.
An ex of mine we'd game all the damn time together she was just as good as me in fps shooters which made it even sweeter when we used to dominate teams and groups of others.
the best part was she wasn't feeling herself we never told each other how to play the game etc.. not in a condescending fashion so it was a real good bonding experience.
i did have to always cape for her because once she used the voice talk all the white boys would rage cause she was female, shit if they knew we were both black the server might have crashed.
i don't play women in fighting games because the developers made mashing buttons too easy to complete fighting moves. i learned this at 6
and no woman is beating me in madden or baseball or basketball if she don't actually KNOW the game.
you can't fake your way through that
the best part was she wasn't feeling herself we never told each other how to play the game etc.. not in a condescending fashion so it was a real good bonding experience.
i did have to always cape for her because once she used the voice talk all the white boys would rage cause she was female, shit if they knew we were both black the server might have crashed.
i don't play women in fighting games because the developers made mashing buttons too easy to complete fighting moves. i learned this at 6
and no woman is beating me in madden or baseball or basketball if she don't actually KNOW the game.
you can't fake your way through that
Xiaoyu is dope I learned how to use her and all her little butterfly moves and shit. She is a problem very slick character. Niggas use to hate when I played with her.
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She's cheap as hell.
cause you a criminal at heart
Cuz you don't know how to use her and counter her attacks.
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6 people told the truth..half of the other 22 LIED.
All the time man all the time. Hit that reset button real quick like. Same thing if we stared out with 21 - egg. Hitting that reset button. Wasn't no coming back after that.
Man Tekken was the other game that inspire fights in you. With my boys like y'all we'd play 4-5 hours.
Those battles were intense. Shit talking all the way through the battles. Niggas had to be at work and school in a few hours but we up playing Tekken.
We were good with every character but we had favorites. I'd use the whole family Jin, Kazuya, Hihachi and then Eddy and Jack. Those were my go to guys for epic whoop ass moments in game history. He'd play with Law, Feng Wei, Hworang, Nina, Jin, and Law. Hworang mostly.
Once I learned how to do all those combos with Kazuya and Eddy nigga got heated.
Some of my best gaming moments.
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Yep. My girl was the only comp I had on the game outside online play. I was pretty exceptional with feng because he was the only character I trained with. The ideas was to learn him thoroughly and then learn how to fight ever other character in the game.
Fuuuck I miss that game!
fuckin yellow light of death!I roasted people on the regular. I focused on my defense. I had strategy against every character . By the time I caught the yellow light I was something like 7000 wins and 1000 loses. There was nothing you could throw at me that I haven't seen already. I jabbed and poked. Never unleashed my punishing moves until near the end of matches.
i bet the significant others of these celebrity girl gamers be getting a lot of grief
Halo/Battlefield/CoD
WoW
GTA V/Madden/Gran Turismo/Forza
Halo/Battlefield/CoD
WoW
GTA V/Madden/Gran Turismo/Forza
Yep. My girl was the only comp I had on the game outside online play. I was pretty exceptional with feng because he was the only character I trained with. The ideas was to learn him thoroughly and then learn how to fight ever other character in the game.
Fuuuck I miss that game!
I roasted people on the regular. I focused on my defense. I had strategy against every character . By the time I caught the yellow light I was something like 7000 wins and 1000 loses. There was nothing you could throw at me that I haven't seen already. I jabbed and poked. Never unleashed my punishing moves until near the end of matches.
Man I played every mode of the game and was trying to unlock every achievement. I still say the best way to play these games is to start on hard mode. You get better quicker. I don't even know how many wins and losses we racked up but they were up there. I had to master as many characters I could mugs would adapt to players and they styles too often. We had to switch it up to stay competitive.
I never got my money's worth with that game nor that system.
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Man, a Sista who's into video games...it's a beautiful thing!
I don't have a lot of time to play the games...there's too much of a learning curve in games from the past several years. I try to read the directIons, but it's hard to put it together to make progress. I always get the strategy guides, but learning the games gets tedious at times, and I get frustrated and quit. It's supposed to be fun! I like the concept of playing the games, but I need a lot of time to learn today's games - time I don't have.
My girl is one of those people who can just pick up a controller and play a game well - even if she's never played it before. That's a true gift!
We played COD once...she had never played the game before, but she figured out the maps and the orientation of the shooter relative to the environment very quickly. I couldn't figure it out. Needless to say, I lost my life several times that evening...it was frustrating for a minute - not because she beat me, but the fact that I just couldn't get the game!
Fam, do any of you have the problem of having difficulty understanding how to play these games, and how do you do it with very little time to devote to it? I've got a stack of games that
me and my girl want to play and enjoy, but it's tough.
I don't have a lot of time to play the games...there's too much of a learning curve in games from the past several years. I try to read the directIons, but it's hard to put it together to make progress. I always get the strategy guides, but learning the games gets tedious at times, and I get frustrated and quit. It's supposed to be fun! I like the concept of playing the games, but I need a lot of time to learn today's games - time I don't have.
My girl is one of those people who can just pick up a controller and play a game well - even if she's never played it before. That's a true gift!
We played COD once...she had never played the game before, but she figured out the maps and the orientation of the shooter relative to the environment very quickly. I couldn't figure it out. Needless to say, I lost my life several times that evening...it was frustrating for a minute - not because she beat me, but the fact that I just couldn't get the game!
Fam, do any of you have the problem of having difficulty understanding how to play these games, and how do you do it with very little time to devote to it? I've got a stack of games that
me and my girl want to play and enjoy, but it's tough.
Was this really a problem 10 years ago?
I wish I would come across a woman who wanted to seriously play some 2k or Forza.
You put a ring on that.
I wish I would come across a woman who wanted to seriously play some 2k or Forza.
You put a ring on that.
No. As much as i used to play video hames with chicks online why would it bother me
Alot of females *cough dykes, be on Warzone.
Most of them are pretty good.
Most of them are pretty good.
shit all that would do is give me a hard on. thats a win win