It can't be understated how terrible Captain America the first avenger movie was

godofwine

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This movie was fucking terrible. I couldn't sit through it the first time but I didn't see it in theaters. I ended up cutting it off and never finishing it in one sitting, piece by piece and shit

I recently thought, maybe I misjudged this movie. Watching this shit now halfway through I don't know how they got a sequel out of this. Just America America America America garbage

I hear some pussy for y'all to look at for listening to High Thoughts from Godofwine.

Am I wrong? Doesn't this movie suck?









 

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I liked that movie, I liked it more the second time around.

To each his own. :dunno:
This movie was just pure propaganda from start to at least an hour in to where I am now.

How did Captain America go from an American base to be in dropped in around the corner from the enemy base because we knew exactly where that was
 

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the same can be said about the first 2 Iron Man movies.............i didnt like either of em.....
Iron Man 2 was completely trash. I like iron Man 1 up until the old guy jumped in the suit and flew like he had been using it forever. After watching Robert Downey Jr struggled to control flying in the suit for a full half hour the old guy jumps in the suit and acts like he was born in it.

So I basically liked it, it was fun. I can't even comment on iron Man 2. I tried to go back and watch that movie and it sucks still
 

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It's not a bad movie at all. It is however a product of where Marvel was at the time, which is to say it's basically 90% set-up to the Avengers.

Just sticking the landing and getting the 1st Avengers right was their only real goal during those early Phase 1 days. Hell I don't think the movies had been broken up into Phases yet.

I will admit that it's the least likely of the Cap movies to get a rewatch.

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the same can be said about the first 2 Iron Man movies.............i didnt like either of em.....
The 1st Ironman was straight. That 2nd one was trash set on fire and left outside of a hot day.

It always cracked me up how much shit Thor 2 gets, while Ironman 2 gets a free past. The best thing about that movie was the trailer and the action part of the final fight scene is less than 60 seconds long.
 

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This shit is completely thrown together. Captain America just walks up, takes the last piece of the rarest metal on earth, walks into a storage shed with guys behind them just shooting, then jumps out of the fiery building riding a motorcycle into a war
 

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20 pages lol
Man, this movie comes together like a Donald Trump plan. A bunch of shit just happens and it's not put together. Captain America goes from on a train to in a camp chilling drinking and not getting drunk

How the hell did he get from point A to point B? How long was that? Was it 2 weeks was it a day? Did the train the enemy was on Stop off at 112th and Wimby?
 

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Was the enemy in Flatbush? How in the fuck is he riding a motorcycle to the enemy's front door

Why are enemy front doors so easy to find? Do they use the same realtor? Is Captain America using Zillow?
 

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Winter soldier was best.

Cap 1 was great for its time. Seen it enough to not need a rewatch.

Iron man was from 2008. I just replaced my kitchen appliances from that year. So it's pretty old now.
Winter soldier was a beast. I just thought maybe, I would give this a chance. I'm going back to Washington soldier but I got like a half hour left before I'll never watch this movie again in life. Wish me luck
 

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Now enemy motorcycles intercept directly behind Captain America out of nowhere because they knew he was going to the front door.
 

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Now Tommy Lee Jones Gets from The Jungle into the compound. And he's still in front. That's one hell of a general willing to take one for the team, and he's fast

 

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Then Captain America tried to run down an airplane, a stealth fucking bomber. Oh shit, now he's in a car that's going to chase down on stealth bomber

 

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Then the car drives through moving propellers, and Captain America take some propellers to the back of his shield no problem, no scratches
 

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Then he kisses a woman in between all of that shit. Also he can jump onto the plane from the car and land on the tire

 

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If you read the comic books you're less likely to enjoy the movies. I have to just remind myself movies are plays with special effects. Also, that people making the movie often times never read the comic. I just take it all with a grain of salt. I miss Heavy Metal magazines.
 

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the same can be said about the first 2 Iron Man movies.............i didnt like either of em.....
What do you mean the first two.. that third movie was the biggest shit show out the trilogy.. the second movie was bad.. the first movie was ok.. but that 3rd joint pure garbage.. so bad that had to act like it didn’t exist with some of the things they completely switched up in future movies with iron man.. so bad he only became a sidekick to other people movies..Spider-Man, captain America.. never no talks for a 4th you just gonna be a feature now… it made a shitload of money but was pure garbagr
 

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This movie was fucking terrible. I couldn't sit through it the first time but I didn't see it in theaters. I ended up cutting it off and never finishing it in one sitting, piece by piece and shit

I recently thought, maybe I misjudged this movie. Watching this shit now halfway through I don't know how they got a sequel out of this. Just America America America America garbage

I hear some pussy for y'all to look at for listening to High Thoughts from Godofwine.

Am I wrong? Doesn't this movie suck?










Probably the worst of all the marvel movies, this side of guardians of the galaxy..i've tried to watch the first one 3 times, but i keep falling asleep. :dunno:
 

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Probably the worst of all the marvel movies, this side of guardians of the galaxy..i've tried to watch the first one 3 times, but i keep falling asleep. :dunno:
GOTG 1 was cool because you got to see their motivations, all except rockets which we saw later in GOTG3, but It's one of my favorites because it forced them, all of them, to drop all of their heirs and be themselves not the person they were trying to portray themselves to be

By the time they get the Guardians of the Galaxy 2, the lesser of the three good films They are already bonded. You can only bond with somebody after both of you have dropped heirs. If you're still keeping up pretenses one is going to bond or the other is going to bond but you both won't bind.
 

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I've always been one to dig origin material. Got my "Son of Origins" comics when I was in like 5th grade and they were my prized possessions until I discovered pussy and titties (ok.... actually until my mom threw my comics out thinking I was done with them... but I digress)... so I'm ok with the flicks for that.


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I've always been one to dig origin material. Got my "Son or Origins" comics when I was in like 5th grade and they were my prized possessions until I discovered pussy and titties (ok.... actually until my mom threw my comics out thinking I was done with them... but I digress)... so I'm ok with the flicks for that.


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I was talking to a grandmother just the other day and she said the same thing. She said when she threw out her daughter's Barbies, her daughter barely even cared, but when she threw up her son's transformers and GI Joe's and comic books he was really really mad and she didn't think it meant that much to him so many years after the fact
 

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This movie was just pure propaganda from start to at least an hour in to where I am now.

How did Captain America go from an American base to be in dropped in around the corner from the enemy base because we knew exactly where that was
Well.
It was established in the film that Cap was at that particular base doing a USO show for the troops when he learned of Bucky and the 501st being captured by Hydra. He went to Col. Phillips (Tommy Lee Jones) for more info. Col. Phillips informed him of their exact whereabouts behind enemy lines but forbid Cap from going in.

Defying orders; both Peggy Carter and Howard Stark put themselves at risk by helping Cap enter behind enemy lines by flying him as close to the area as they could. Cap managed to parachute in and evade Hydra to reach the base and successfully free Bucky and the 501st.

Truth be told, he did almost the EXACT SAME THING at the beginning of Winter Soldier. So why is this so hard to understand...? :dunno:
 

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I strongly disagree. These phase movies was a big step for mervel and this was the 1st movie to get captain america right plus kt det up s lot of things for the mcu with world bulding and supporting ing characters. The 90s captain a erica movie came close but they got red skull wrong they made him italian instead of german. Thor was the worst lf the phase one movies although it wasnt so terrible but it suffered from bad editing during fight scenes and they were sort of lack luster. Ahain these phase 1 movies was a big step for marvel
 
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