Jizz In My Pants........(SNL) Lmao!!!

Helico-pterFunk · Dec 9, 2008

Shit is

JMillion · Dec 9, 2008

shit was in my head again today.

mike123 · Dec 9, 2008

gotta bookmark for later

T_Holmes · Dec 9, 2008

Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Goddamn...put a hook that flows to a tight beat and you got hypnosis...fukkin song been in my head all day...

Ain't no thing. Every song I've ever had trapped in my head with a good hook has lyrics that I shouldn't be repeating in public, anyway. Why should this be any different?

daking181 · Dec 9, 2008

is that timberland on the beat?

HALO2 · Dec 9, 2008

Sticky Icky said:
re-up. looks like they took the video on the front page down. This version isn't coming down, it was upped by them and the record label.

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

They got this shit running in HD if you click on the link, shit is crisp for youtube.

AgentCreed · Dec 9, 2008

need the lyrics

LSN · Dec 9, 2008

Maddbaron said:
need the lyrics

Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

Now I’ll go home and change

(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I

JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I

JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

Dirtylakerie · Dec 9, 2008

Dam this shit maid my day

LSN · Dec 9, 2008

I'ma do a remix call Jizz In Her Face... :lol:

4N6 · Dec 9, 2008

Yo' is that Justin Timberlake with the mop and bucket? I think he may have wrote the song. He's been hanging out with Adam a lot since that did that "Dick in a Box" song last year...

LSN · Dec 9, 2008

Yo the seriousness in Timberlake's face @ the fukkin end while he dancing is fukkin priceless... :roflmao:

Sowada · Dec 9, 2008

Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Oh shit @ Lazy Sunday...

Lazy Sunday is the shit. best digital skit ever! :lol:

ScottyPiffen745 · Dec 9, 2008

@ when he dropped the phone!!! And when he ate the grape!!!

Riggz · Dec 9, 2008

can't get this song out of my head... JIZZ in my PANTS!

Quilly · Dec 9, 2008

Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut

:lol:

this shit is stupid

:lol:

Otis Supreme · Dec 10, 2008

man i just watched this shit AGAIN!! shit was in my head all DAY @ work 2day! this shit has GOT 2 b the funniest shit i seen all year. its already funny but the expressions on them mofos faces takes it 2 a WHOLE new level.

Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus

Now I’ll go home and change

(JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna pay by check

Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

(JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

(ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I

JIZZED IN MY PANTS

I just ate a grape and I

JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS

Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…

I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY

Cuz I

JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS

(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)

Leroy Soup Nutz said:
I'ma do a remix call Jizz In Her Face...

no this nigga didnt put the fuckin lyrics!!

4N6 said:
Yo' is that Justin Timberlake with the mop and bucket? I think he may have wrote the song. He's been hanging out with Adam a lot since that did that "Dick in a Box" song last year...

that fool prolly DID write this shit.

it was either JT or somebody talented that wrote this shit. funny thing is the delivery and the lyrics are actually on point.....

".....the club is the sky and im on ya cloud/move in close as the lasers fly/our bodies touch and the angels cry...."

Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Yo the seriousness in Timberlake's face @ the fukkin end while he dancing is fukkin priceless...

nigga what?!

BiggBawlzMcGee said:
@ when he dropped the phone!!! And when he ate the grape!!!

Gods_Debris · Dec 10, 2008

"last week, i sawr a film.."

nigga what?! lol, dude is goofy as fuck

Quilly · Dec 10, 2008

Leroy Soup Nutz said:
Yo the seriousness in Timberlake's face @ the fukkin end while he dancing is fukkin priceless...

dude had the dead ass serious face
:lol:

Ming Fei Hong · Dec 10, 2008

Sticky Icky said:
re-up. looks like they took the video on the front page down. This version isn't coming down, it was upped by them and the record label.

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

They got this shit running in HD if you click on the link, shit is crisp for youtube.

LSN · Dec 10, 2008

Yo I am so mad that such a good track was wasted on these lyrics... :lol:

Penancestare · Dec 10, 2008

Real Talk...I need that HQ .mp3 in my life.

blackm00n · Dec 10, 2008

fah-q...NBC has taken it down

DV8ed · Dec 10, 2008

Sticky Icky said:
re-up. looks like they took the video on the front page down. This version isn't coming down, it was upped by them and the record label.

[flash]http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]

They got this shit running in HD if you click on the link, shit is crisp for youtube.

That is some CLASSIC 80's club music!!!!! Them muthafuckas looking like Frankie Goes To Hollywood/Pet Shop Boys!!!!

Andeyhollawho · Dec 10, 2008

Kryptonite 23 · Dec 11, 2008

Helico-pterFunk · Dec 13, 2008

mk23666 · Dec 13, 2008

It just stays funny!

SHOWOFF · Dec 14, 2008

man their facial expressions got me rolling :lol:

O.Red · Dec 14, 2008

That's a Tiimbaland beat. I just know it.

Listen to those drums...

veritech · Dec 14, 2008

wow.

this is some funny ass shit. i hope that album does drop in feb.

blackman8 · Jan 10, 2009

bump

xselent · Mar 22, 2009

still funny to me

SHOWOFF · Aug 31, 2009

LucaBrasi · Oct 10, 2009

awwwwwww hell yea bump bizzity bump mofo

ON the ground!!!!!

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someone post the fuckin hulu link please

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