“On yon night, I do not wish to be fruitful and multiply. I am here to teach the Zospel of the Holey Trinity. Thou will learneth compliance and be Reamdeemed, receiveth anoitment by Zod’s chosen.”
In the name of Zod, the Reamdeemer, and the Holey maiden Jolie, I sayeth Zamen.
Zamen.
Read your Zible daily.