Mcguyver announces new name change to GOOCHIE MANE!

mcguyver

Rising Star
OG Investor
This nigga is DISGUSTING!! :puke::smh:
The difference is, we are talking about women. Point out to me in any of your posts below you are talking about women.

Yeah, they kept switching positions. It's probably that all-anal bullshit though. Boz usually puts in work.

No Mandingo, Jack Napier or Rico Strong!! :eek:

He's definitely putting out the hottest shit now. Justin's shit is weak these days compared to LT. The only problem is constant anal in his flicks. :smh: I know it's porn, but damn, I wish they'd chill with that shit.

If he could stop doing anal scenes then he'd have the best black porn vids out there.

Average life expectancy for gay men is 47. For porn stars it's around 37. Just posting this info because Blunt won't! :smh:

So Long, Schlong! Is Masturbation Shrinking Your Penis?

There are hundreds, if not thousands, of products out on the market today designed for one purpose -- to inflate the male ego by the means of his penis. Products range from herbal remedies and exercises to hanging weights and steal-your-virginity pumps. Bigger is evidently better. For years, women have been getting breast implants to both enhance their confidence as well as their looks. Why can't men? (Penis enlargement, that is. Not implants -- but you do whichever you like best. We're not here to judge.) Besides being a point of aesthetics and self-worth, our other head is a sexual necessity. It's not the clothes you wear or the sweet nothings you whisper in her ear. Pleasing that special lady just might require a bigger unit. Because who needs to flaunt around a bank account and a Beamer when you're packing a magnum in the trousers?

The average size of the little soldier is about five and half to six inches long. Still, for those of us who aren't porn stars, the thought of a larger schlong might have been on our minds. After all, who wants to be average? And for the truly cursed, who resemble a cocktail weenie or a gherkin, these sad saps have even gone out to do something about it. But regardless of how you measure up, I think we can all agree that no one wants his penis to shrink. Seinfeld may have reminded all of us to steer clear from cold water before exposing yourself. But at least cold water is only temporary. We're here to tell you of a bigger threat to that poking groundhog of yours trying to find its shadow -- masturbation!

A Few More Years of Winter?
Besides having Lorena Bobbit for a spouse, there are two ways your penis can shrink. However, both can stem from excessive masturbation. One has to affect your nervous system and the way your penis is triggered when it's excited. The other is from tissue damage due to the rubbing and abrasions caused by masturbation.

Much like your car's battery, your body has it's own electrical system and reserve of energy. Masturbation discharges your brain's (acetylcholine/parasympathetic) nervous battery along with several hormones and nutrients. Hey, something has to be responsible for powering your demon seeds. But unlike your car, the battery won't recharge simply from running. The human body takes time to replenish its energy and fluids.

Masturbation is a part of life and Sexual Practice.

By frequently discharging this energy -- from excessive masturbation mostly, but it is also combined with usual sex (or unusual . . . not here to judge) -- your body's battery will eventually lose its ability to store your bioelectric voltage. The electricity (termed as the resting potential) of the parasympathetic nerves affects the normal functions of the cardiovascular, digestive, liver, endocrine, and lung systems via the vagus nerves (from the CN-X in the bottom of the neck). The digestive, liver, and endocrine systems, in turn, form a bioelectric charge system for your parasympathetic battery. It turns out that you're just one large walking electrical system, interconnected and affected by everything you do. As if running your alcoholic liver or keeping your pizza-and-burger-clogged heart from stopping wasn't enough, the addition of sexual activities will really put a major strain on your system.

So how does this shrink the penis? Excessive masturbation causes the over-discharge of your system and then your battery becomes too weak to support a full operation of your bioelectric charge system and its recharging efficiency. So, you can't get out of this endless cycle of a bioelectric recharging problem. The result is your little buddy will actually atrophy. (Atrophy - from the Greek meaning, "you're screwed")

That's right cowboy, even though raising your flag doesn't rely on muscles, the tissues forming your penis and its erection can eventually die off from a lack of juice. This effect can also be brought about by a deficiency of acetylcholine or/and Nitric Oxide, or excessive stress hormones in the sympathetic alpha-receptors. In women, the result is a vaginal enlargement --otherwise, loosening of the region. For men, it means you can't get it as fully erect as you used to be. The shrinkage also leads to some form of impotency if continued.

The second way your penis can shrink is from abrasions and the resulting scar tissues. Again, excessive masturbation is a major culprit behind this. The motion of masturbation is usually more aggressive than the physical contact from sex. The excessive rubbing and abrasions can result in damaged tissues if continued on a regular basis. In time, the damaged areas will scar over. Much like the calluses on your hands from . . . whatever it is that you do (wink, wink), your penis can form calluses of its own in an attempt to protect itself from the constant abrasion. As a result, the calluses can shorten your erection, or at the very least cause it to lean in one direction when it's erect. "Hey Look, One-eyed Willie! What's that to the left?"

The Summer of Lovin'
For the most part, the damages you've brought to poor Willie can be reversed. The drain of your parasympathetic nerves can be repaired with the proper rest and replacement of hormones. For starters, you might want to cut back on the wanking off. On average, a healthy frequency of masturbation is about two or three times a week. If you're already doing that now, you might want to consider cold turkey . . . for a little while.

Over-ejaculation also depletes zinc from your prostate tissues, which semen contains a lot of. Deficiency of zinc will result in prostate enlargement and pain! A natural way of putting back zinc is by eating red meat. Red meat contains a lot of zinc and can help in your endeavors, but we all know the harms from it by now. Everything from high cholesterol to cancer has been associated with eating red meat.

A better alternative might be vitamin supplements to fill in your missing gaps of proteins and nutrients. Let's face it, that burger you're stuffing isn't exactly the best source of vitamins. Our own Dr. Lin (an expert in the field of sexual dysfunctions and disorders) recommends ViaGrowth IV plus Moodmax as being the solution for you. Besides containing the daily amounts of zinc your body is craving, you'll also be able to replenish the needed levels of hormones and minerals required to not only keep your little swimmers coming, but to help you achieve a fuller erection.

ViaGrowth IV will bring about a better circulation to the body to help promote the repair of damaged tissues. But as Dr. Lin points out, the time to do so will depend upon the amount of damage already done. In the meantime, Moodmax will help in creating a fuller erection while aiding in the recovery time your body needs after any sexual encounters. An added benefit is how it can not only regulate a healthy size for prostates, but to reduce enlarged ones. The effects of both will not only help to repair and cure your shrinking penis, but it'll help you to enjoy a fuller erection. So go pitch those tents with pride. Happy Camping!

No, because a lot of those women separate casual or real-life fucking from what they do on camera. I heard interviews with male porn stars where they have mentioned wanting to date or fuck a female porn star off camera and she wasn't with it at all. Even offended by the idea sometimes.

Did the rapist bust in him or on him? You'd think they could get a DNA sample. :hmm:
 

VAiz4hustlaz

Proud ADOS and not afraid to step to da mic!
BGOL Investor
The difference is, we are talking about women. Point out to me in any of your posts below you are talking about women.

Sure you’re not talking about………animals?!? :puke: :eek2:

Dirty anuses, male “gooches”, and gay animals…….inside the sick mind of GOOCHIE Mane aka Mcguyver! :puke:

Re: oh shit mr. cee just admitted it


Like I said before, stop arguing for the sake of arguing. Your statement "maybe in captivity" shows that you believe its possible. So you are saying if I get 4 wild goats (2 males and 2 females) and place them in a fenced in area the males will be drawn to each other sexually because they are not in the wild?....c'mon son. I grew up on an island and I've seen goats, sheep, cows, dogs doing that gay shit.

Re: oh shit mr. cee just admitted it

I think gay is real. Why it exist I don't know, but I think the disease (gayness) is all over the world and not something caused by social exposure. There are gay animals.

There is no concrete evidence to what causes homosexuality therefore what you or I think we know is just that so stop arguing like you are getting paid to do it. Gay animals have been documented and have been observed by humans.
 

mcguyver

Rising Star
OG Investor
This nigga is DISGUSTING!! :puke::smh:

Look at all your highlights.

So Long, Schlong! Is Masturbation Shrinking Your Penis?

There are hundreds, if not thousands, of products out on the market today designed for one purpose -- to inflate the male ego by the means of his penis. Products range from herbal remedies and exercises to hanging weights and steal-your-virginity pumps. Bigger is evidently better. For years, women have been getting breast implants to both enhance their confidence as well as their looks. Why can't men? (Penis enlargement, that is. Not implants -- but you do whichever you like best. We're not here to judge.) Besides being a point of aesthetics and self-worth, our other head is a sexual necessity. It's not the clothes you wear or the sweet nothings you whisper in her ear. Pleasing that special lady just might require a bigger unit. Because who needs to flaunt around a bank account and a Beamer when you're packing a magnum in the trousers?

The average size of the little soldier is about five and half to six inches long. Still, for those of us who aren't porn stars, the thought of a larger schlong might have been on our minds. After all, who wants to be average? And for the truly cursed, who resemble a cocktail weenie or a gherkin, these sad saps have even gone out to do something about it. But regardless of how you measure up, I think we can all agree that no one wants his penis to shrink. Seinfeld may have reminded all of us to steer clear from cold water before exposing yourself. But at least cold water is only temporary. We're here to tell you of a bigger threat to that poking groundhog of yours trying to find its shadow -- masturbation!

A Few More Years of Winter?
Besides having Lorena Bobbit for a spouse, there are two ways your penis can shrink. However, both can stem from excessive masturbation. One has to affect your nervous system and the way your penis is triggered when it's excited. The other is from tissue damage due to the rubbing and abrasions caused by masturbation.

Much like your car's battery, your body has it's own electrical system and reserve of energy. Masturbation discharges your brain's (acetylcholine/parasympathetic) nervous battery along with several hormones and nutrients. Hey, something has to be responsible for powering your demon seeds. But unlike your car, the battery won't recharge simply from running. The human body takes time to replenish its energy and fluids.

Masturbation is a part of life and Sexual Practice.

By frequently discharging this energy -- from excessive masturbation mostly, but it is also combined with usual sex (or unusual . . . not here to judge) -- your body's battery will eventually lose its ability to store your bioelectric voltage. The electricity (termed as the resting potential) of the parasympathetic nerves affects the normal functions of the cardiovascular, digestive, liver, endocrine, and lung systems via the vagus nerves (from the CN-X in the bottom of the neck). The digestive, liver, and endocrine systems, in turn, form a bioelectric charge system for your parasympathetic battery. It turns out that you're just one large walking electrical system, interconnected and affected by everything you do. As if running your alcoholic liver or keeping your pizza-and-burger-clogged heart from stopping wasn't enough, the addition of sexual activities will really put a major strain on your system.

So how does this shrink the penis? Excessive masturbation causes the over-discharge of your system and then your battery becomes too weak to support a full operation of your bioelectric charge system and its recharging efficiency. So, you can't get out of this endless cycle of a bioelectric recharging problem. The result is your little buddy will actually atrophy. (Atrophy - from the Greek meaning, "you're screwed")

That's right cowboy, even though raising your flag doesn't rely on muscles, the tissues forming your penis and its erection can eventually die off from a lack of juice. This effect can also be brought about by a deficiency of acetylcholine or/and Nitric Oxide, or excessive stress hormones in the sympathetic alpha-receptors. In women, the result is a vaginal enlargement --otherwise, loosening of the region. For men, it means you can't get it as fully erect as you used to be. The shrinkage also leads to some form of impotency if continued.

The second way your penis can shrink is from abrasions and the resulting scar tissues. Again, excessive masturbation is a major culprit behind this. The motion of masturbation is usually more aggressive than the physical contact from sex. The excessive rubbing and abrasions can result in damaged tissues if continued on a regular basis. In time, the damaged areas will scar over. Much like the calluses on your hands from . . . whatever it is that you do (wink, wink), your penis can form calluses of its own in an attempt to protect itself from the constant abrasion. As a result, the calluses can shorten your erection, or at the very least cause it to lean in one direction when it's erect. "Hey Look, One-eyed Willie! What's that to the left?"

The Summer of Lovin'
For the most part, the damages you've brought to poor Willie can be reversed. The drain of your parasympathetic nerves can be repaired with the proper rest and replacement of hormones. For starters, you might want to cut back on the wanking off. On average, a healthy frequency of masturbation is about two or three times a week. If you're already doing that now, you might want to consider cold turkey . . . for a little while.

Over-ejaculation also depletes zinc from your prostate tissues, which semen contains a lot of. Deficiency of zinc will result in prostate enlargement and pain! A natural way of putting back zinc is by eating red meat. Red meat contains a lot of zinc and can help in your endeavors, but we all know the harms from it by now. Everything from high cholesterol to cancer has been associated with eating red meat.

A better alternative might be vitamin supplements to fill in your missing gaps of proteins and nutrients. Let's face it, that burger you're stuffing isn't exactly the best source of vitamins. Our own Dr. Lin (an expert in the field of sexual dysfunctions and disorders) recommends ViaGrowth IV plus Moodmax as being the solution for you. Besides containing the daily amounts of zinc your body is craving, you'll also be able to replenish the needed levels of hormones and minerals required to not only keep your little swimmers coming, but to help you achieve a fuller erection.

ViaGrowth IV will bring about a better circulation to the body to help promote the repair of damaged tissues. But as Dr. Lin points out, the time to do so will depend upon the amount of damage already done. In the meantime, Moodmax will help in creating a fuller erection while aiding in the recovery time your body needs after any sexual encounters. An added benefit is how it can not only regulate a healthy size for prostates, but to reduce enlarged ones. The effects of both will not only help to repair and cure your shrinking penis, but it'll help you to enjoy a fuller erection. So go pitch those tents with pride. Happy Camping!

You did some extensive research on dicks. Lmfao
 

VAiz4hustlaz

Proud ADOS and not afraid to step to da mic!
BGOL Investor
Look at all your highlights.



You did some extensive research on dicks. Lmfao

GOOCHIE, you researched the area between the balls and the ass! And you said it was “misunderstood”? What’s there to “understand” about it?!? :hmm:

Nevermind sodomite! I don’t wanna know! :puke:

That is the gooch, also known as the perineum. It's this patch of skin between your balls and your anus. Though it's small, this is possibly the most misunderstood part of human anatomy.
 

VAiz4hustlaz

Proud ADOS and not afraid to step to da mic!
BGOL Investor
You would rather talk about male pornstars and their dicks than talk about a woman’s ass. You blaming that on God too?

Nigga you fantasize about JACKING OFF just thinking about getting SHIT on your dick from a dirty asshole!?! You sick sodomite bastard!!

How sexy is it to have to flush out a rectum prior to getting busy? How sexy is it to have poo poo fragments on your dick. How sexy is it to smell fecal from a gaping asshole. How sexy is it to have brown Santorum sewage booty juice all over your balls mid ass rape?

 

mcguyver

Rising Star
OG Investor
Nigga you fantasize about JACKING OFF just thinking about getting SHIT on your dick from a dirty asshole!?! You sick sodomite bastard!!

Aren't most male pornstars bisexual anyway? Have you worked with Byron Long or Brian Pumper, because they're rumored to have participated in gay/tranny films, or they're into that shit off the set.

Cool. Gotta respect your realness. Actually, I just talk shit because I know you don't run from dick. Is that Filipino-looking guy Ethan your man in real life? Y'all seem to have a lot of chemistry on screen.

Didn't know you and Obsession were best friends either.


You have endless evidence of faggitry. At this point you gayer than heavenlywingedfaggit.
 

Darrkman

Hollis, Queens = Center of the Universe
BGOL Investor
I heard you’re back in the market looking for a new batch of trans blow up dolls 4 your personal entertainment.

Really?


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Man at this point Megatron just needs to stay far away from any threads involving trannys.
 

DaMostHy

Troll Hunter
BGOL Investor
He can’t help himself. 98% of his posts are calling others tranny lovers. The other 2% is trashing Dems and immigrants. He’s clearly severely mentally impaired . Probably takes him 45 minutes to count to 3

Didn't he spend time in a mental asylum? I vaguely remember a YouTube recording of him talking about wanting to get with a white bitch in a mental asylum.
 

Mrfreddygoodbud

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
You would be the most qualified to judge it considering you’ve been getting bent over by Yao Ming Ling for 20+ years you soap dropping simp.

:puke:

This the same muthafucka that was

Defending the gay agenda and when

The democrats had the presidency house

And senate and only focused on the gay

Agenda and drag queen story hour...

When we were like the democrats are doing

Too much for the queer five percent while

Ignoring the normal 95 percent .

Bruh that weirdo literally called a knigga.

A homophobe..and was serious too ..

Annnnnd had support from other members protecting the gay agenda and it's attack

On our youth .

I was like this can't be BGOL.

Ain't no fuckin way in the world.

Bruh
 
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