My New Music Crush...Remy Ma is HOME!!!! (Papoose Approved) UPDATE: Bronx Walk of Fame

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http://www.vibe.com/article/welcome-home-open-letter-remy-ma


Dearest Remy,

First of all, you’re about to get out of jail, free. Congratulations! And, even though it means you have to spend time with your husband Papoose, it must feel so great to finally be on the other side of the glass partition. But enough about the past, right? Let’s talk about the future! It’s been a long six years you’ve been gone, and it’s time to get you caught up to speed. And while much of the world remains the same—shooting someone through the stomach: still against the law—so, so much has changed over the past half decade (i.e. Fat Joe now 100% fat free!).

You’ve probably heard that the record industry cratered long ago. Not true! In fact, hip-hop is doing incredibly well—so well that the biggest rap song ever was released just last year. Bigger than Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise,” bigger than any single Biggie ever put out. It’s called “Thrift Shop” and it’s by this guy, Macklemore, who also put out the fourth-best-performing rap song ever with “Can’t Hold Us!” He won, like, a million Grammys and deserved them all. It’s funny: Nas said “Hip-Hop is Dead,” and yet here we are! Bigger and better than ever.

Speaking of big things, Terio is a seven-year-old boy who is bigger than any of us will ever be. You’ve got to see his “Ooh, Kill Em” routine—you’ll just melt on the inside. Actually, you’ll need to learn all the dances you’ve missed out on, like #YEET and #NaeNae and #etc. It feels like there’s a new one every time I open up Vine. Do you know what Vine is? It doesn’t matter, there’s a new way to waste your time online every six seconds. (Thank God you didn’t get past the parole board a year earlier, or I’d have to explain the difference between the “Harlem Shake” and the “Harlem Shake.” I mean, it sucks that you didn’t get out, but, for my sake.)

I’m so looking forward to your new music, but you can’t step out looking like it’s still 2007. I’m no stylist, but it’s a new era! You want to show that you’ve evolved. When T.I. was released from prison, he got fitted in a suit and started rocking tortoise-shell glasses. I don’t think he even needs glasses, but hey, why not? So, melt the door-knocker earrings into a tiny Jesus piece—people will think you’ve found religion. And, if you’re a size zero, maybe you could borrow a dress from Young Thug? Just a thought.

Oh! And the smartest thing you could do now that you’re going to be out in the wild? Take that last collect call and hit up Mona Scott-Young. Get into a screaming match on a VH1 show and you could host events in Elizabeth, N.J. for the next 300 years. (Another reason to get rid of the earrings: Joe Budden’s latest Twitter treasure won’t be able to snatch them out.)

Anyway, I’m sure you’ll be fine. If not, global warming will come soon enough. —Jeff Rosenthal

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Newly freed rapper Remy Ma wasted no time hitting the studio with DJ Khaled.
The pair posted several images of their work, none of which as been sonically released to the public yet.

On his Instagram account, Khaled said, “@therealremyma fresh out ! I’m telling rem GOD IS THE GREATEST! The world excited you home ! Rem back ! Bless up! @wethebestmusic.”

Under her own picture, Remy simply stated, “I had a busy first day #ImAround.”
In the mid-2000’s both Rem and Khaled were actively involved with the Fat Joe-led Terro Squad collective.

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Ya'll listen to female rappers :dunno:

I guess it's cool she's home, but I wouldn't be listening to her shit anyway, so she wasn't missed
 

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Ya'll listen to female rappers :dunno:

I guess it's cool she's home, but I wouldn't be listening to her shit anyway, so she wasn't missed

Her being in jail (and subsequently getting out now) is the best thing to happen to her "career".
Same thing that happened with Lil Boosie
 

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Hip hop heads love yelling and printing on t-shirts "Free (insert rapper name here)." As soon as that rapper gets freed and drops an album, no one buys that shit and it goes wood. Shit is goofy. I think ninjas just want them out of jail and could care less about their music.
 

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Damn sho' do. I never understood da shit.

Simple man. Out here in the streets we eat bad food, drink, smoke, etc. In there it's bullshit food, and even if you get some drink or something you aint getting it on the frequency you did out here. Your body is purified
 
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