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Fuck a story about an upset Duracell Monkey, instead they should make a movie called Satans Child Support, where the creepy baby and a bitch chases the protagonist around for 21 years trying to rob his money, dignity, and soul, plus if they catch him they will throw him in hell where they have demons who will beat the shit out of you up, force you to wash their draws and do lord knows what to you in the hellish shower room. Yup that would be the scariest movie hands down.