Nigga.. homie got out his car on the side of the road and a fuckin Wolf casually walks up to him

Loan Me 20

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I'll beat a lone wolf's ass. Tie my coat around my left forearm. Accept that bite on that. Take my knife with the right hand, and commence to slicing them guts.:itsawrap:

My man said he's going to wrap his arm up on some Muay Thai shit.


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Mrfreddygoodbud

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drop that gene splicing info

that most animals come from the gene splicing of insects...

and insects were created from light. a perfect example of this would be the bat..

its a cross between a mouse and an insect... an elephant comes from a shrew like type of mouse..

bruh these clowns aint even close to catching up to what our antcestors were doing...

they are NOT even fuckin close.... all them animals didnt just appear out of natural selection...

you can just look at a gotdam platypus to see that...

a walrus with a duck bill...LOL

we fallen gods fo real bruh... we really need to get back up and start running the universe again...

cacs know what we did, they tryin to remix it and say aliens did it...
 

godofwine

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I would pay to watch one of you niggas fight a wolf with a knife or machete
I personally think hunters should go out with a knife or a machete. Going out with a big ass gun is like bragging about stepping on an ant or beating up a 6 year old. You won. Of course you did. If you go out to kill a lion with a knife and you come back, you EARNED THAT TROPHY. Otherwise, you're just bragging about stepping on an ant
 

Mrfreddygoodbud

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I would pay to watch one of you niggas fight a wolf with a knife or machete

depends on the dude.. some could take out one or two wolves with a large knife or machette..

slice off a foot or one good chop to their nose..

they aint gonna want no smoke bruh..

if you a beta male then I get whats so hard to comprehend about it..
 

godofwine

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A wolf alone won't attack unless he's mad hungry or violent. That was scouting. You see one alone, that's just enough time to seek cover from the pack.
You're right on that. From my time studying animals all my life, when you see a lone wolf it's one of two things, either it is a scout, or it's an outcast wolf who got kicked out of the pack for either dumb shit or challenging the alpha female/alpha male.

Your best bet is to climb a tree and stay there. You can't run. Wolves have high stamina and can run for a long while. You will get tired before they do. But whatever you do, don't turn your back on them and don't run

Do this shit there'll be mad bread to break up. If you run they will catch you, watch your frame shake up...
 

godofwine

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Let that have been me. Let that shit have happened to me with that cop standing outside my car, and those wolves running up. I would have locked my door, cracked my window and started yelling out names of unarmed black people who were killed by police:
Michael Brown, Samuel dubose, Sandra bland, tamir rice, philando Castile...

And just laughed maniacally as the fucking wolves fucked his ass up.

I do the same thing when police unions call me asking for some fucking donations. I start naming unarmed black people who were killed by police until they hang up. Fuck cops
 

Texas Catdaddy

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I personally think hunters should go out with a knife or a machete. Going out with a big ass gun is like bragging about stepping on an ant or beating up a 6 year old. You won. Of course you did. If you go out to kill a lion with a knife and you come back, you EARNED THAT TROPHY. Otherwise, you're just bragging about stepping on an ant

That's not using your brain my bruh ..... Trapping .....
 

SamSneed

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You're right on that. From my time studying animals all my life, when you see a lone wolf it's one of two things, either it is a scout, or it's an outcast wolf who got kicked out of the pack for either dumb shit or challenging the alpha female/alpha male.

Your best bet is to climb a tree and stay there. You can't run. Wolves have high stamina and can run for a long while. You will get tired before they do. But whatever you do, don't turn your back on them and don't run

Do this shit there'll be mad bread to break up. If you run they will catch you, watch your frame shake up...
Unless you are very very very close to a river

You’ll just end up in the territory of another pack

You are dead af

There is no scenario where it ends well

A bear will find you, a snake will bite you

You will die
 

SamSneed

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Man unless you are a trained survivalist, raised by some type of people native to the area(american Indian , Maasai type people) your ass is fuckin dead.

Every single one of us here is dead.

And I got survival trainin and still know my chances are slim af

Ain’t no ima do this and that, run here climb there. You fuckin dead!
 

SamSneed

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Here you go

You were close to a river, you fall in travel down

Right into a grizzly’s fishin spot, you shit yourself and the bear walks off

You turn and a porcupine drinkin water is scared, slaps you with quills causin blindness

As your feelin around a viper strikes your hand

As you lay there dyin in your own shit you think back

I coulda wrapped my coat aroun...then buzzards rip out your throat

That will be the story of you super niggas who think they can fight nature
 

Texas Catdaddy

the omnipotent one .....
Platinum Member
Here you go

You were close to a river, you fall in travel down

Right into a grizzly’s fishin spot, you shit yourself and the bear walks off

You turn and a porcupine drinkin water is scared, slaps you with quills causin blindness

As your feelin around a viper strikes your hand

As you lay there dyin in your own shit you think back

I coulda wrapped my coat aroun...then buzzards rip out your throat

That will be the story of you super niggas who think they can fight nature

My nukkas you ain't seen the reverent ..... :lol:
 

godofwine

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Unless you are very very very close to a river

You’ll just end up in the territory of another pack

You are dead af

There is no scenario where it ends well

A bear will find you, a snake will bite you

You will die
Yeah, it doesn't end well at all. You got to come down from the tree sometime, and you can't outrun a wolf. If you run downhill you can outrun a bear (shirt front legs hinder it's ability to run fast downhill) but (Searches Google) whoops, I was wrong

"Never run from a bear: A bear can run 50 yards in 3 seconds, or up to 40 mph, faster than a race horse for short distances, and faster than any human, uphill or downhill. Running away will only encourage the bear to chase you."

Yeah, nature is a bitch. I'm glad I live in Ohio. We've only got three venomous snakes (Copperhead, timber rattler, eastern massasauga rattler) and they're all in southern Ohio. We have a few black bears (they're not dangerous), no documented wolves, cougars.

My friend saw a wolverine in a tree in her backyard! They aren't even supposed to be in Ohio.

So basically, it's safe to walk in the woods in Ohio, or at least Cleveland. In my city, I go bike riding between 1-5 in the morning sometimes. It's dark, and a little scary, but cool because I know I'm safe.
 

sammyjax

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that most animals come from the gene splicing of insects...

and insects were created from light. a perfect example of this would be the bat..

its a cross between a mouse and an insect... an elephant comes from a shrew like type of mouse..

bruh these clowns aint even close to catching up to what our antcestors were doing...

they are NOT even fuckin close.... all them animals didnt just appear out of natural selection...

you can just look at a gotdam platypus to see that...

a walrus with a duck bill...LOL

we fallen gods fo real bruh... we really need to get back up and start running the universe again...

cacs know what we did, they tryin to remix it and say aliens did it...
lol
 
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