INT. SOUTH PARK MOVIE THEATER - NIGHT
The boys, including STAN, KYLE, and CARTMAN, exit the theater after watching the latest Matrix movie. They discuss the mind-bending plot as they walk out into the cool night air.
STAN (enthralled) Dude, that movie was insane! Did you see how they twisted reality?
KYLE (still processing) Yeah, my brain feels like it's in a blender.
CARTMAN (pensive) You know, guys, I've been thinking. What if... what if you're not real?
STAN (confused) What are you talking about, Cartman?
CARTMAN (serious) Think about it. You guys never give LeBron the credit he deserves. It's like you're programmed to hate him.
KYLE (rolling eyes) Cartman, we've been over this. We just don't worship him like you do.
CARTMAN (insistent) No, it's more than that. You're all computer-generated LeBron haters, and I'm the only real person here.
KENNY (muffled) (mumbles)
CARTMAN (excited) That's it! You're all just simulations designed to hate on LeBron. That's why I'm the only one who truly understands his greatness!
STAN (disbelief) Cartman, that's the most ridiculous thing you've ever said.
KYLE (exasperated) Seriously, dude, you need help.
CARTMAN (defensive) I don't need help from a bunch of Bron-hating computers! I'm fine just the way I am.
KENNY (muffled) (skeptical mumbling)
CARTMAN (ignoring Kenny) You'll see. One day, you'll all wake up and realize I was right about everything!
The boys exchange incredulous looks as Cartman marches off into the night, still convinced of his theory.
FADE OUT.