Oldheads remember being a kid watching FRIDAY NIGHT VIDEOS and then you saw it and was like WHOA!

[ThaBurgerPimp]

the TV spot (late night) for Hot Chili was also funny cause it seemed like it had two different announcers..the first was quoting the tagline,cut with scenes from the movie,then at the end he was like "It's.." (woman in bikini who wasnt even in the movie looks at the camera smiling)
"HOT CHIL-AYYY!!"


*short pause,then 2nd announcer in serious voice* "Rated R."



also remember when the Adults Only block for this channel came on

 

[yureeka9]

the TV spot (late night) for Hot Chili was also funny cause it seemed like it had two different announcers..the first was quoting the tagline,cut with scenes from the movie,then at the end he was like "It's.." (woman in bikini who wasnt even in the movie looks at the camera smiling)
"HOT CHIL-AYYY!!"


*short pause,then 2nd announcer in serious voice* "Rated R."



also remember when the Adults Only block for this channel came on

Hell naw!!!!

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

The Robin Byrd Show was on some other shit

*not going to post recent pics of her cause she looks tore up*

 

[geechiedan]

yall ain't doing it right...

 

[bborn]

peace

I didn't watch Friday Night Videos much... I watched New York Hot Trax (ran directly against Friday night videos in the NY area if I recall correctly). My family was the last family in NJ to get cable lol, and when we did, at first it was only in my parents room, so on Friday nights, it was this:

Fucking WOW @ he 1st video, word to theBobbyBrown's(Japan style) wavy shag.
& motherfuckas were definitely rockin Lee's but not like that....


& right after the 2nd video goes off, we're out to stand on line to get into The(fucking)Rink, a spot just like the one in the 'video' if not the same exact spot but it was packed.

LadyChatterly series, Emanuelles, scrambled shit, after discovering the interwebsame of the times, ya Pops old Playboys with an occasional pussy showing Oui, Hustler & pussy busting open Penthouse mags......
Fam in the Bx had WHT & out in LI that Manhattan type raunchy real cable like a nameless flick of young boy getting some older pussy we saw one time.


When Madonna 1st came out & still had the baby fat, I remember when she almost crawled out her shit rolling & grinding all of the stage @ that televised award show debuting LikeAVirgin.

 

[easy_b]

a young Madonna i would smash

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

this might be what kicked off all those real life"teacher fucking student" incidents

 

[respiration]

The Cinemax announcer always had me dying when this movie was coming up..sounded like he was saying the title with such contempt in his voice
"Joan Collins is,THE BITCHHH.. NEXT! "

 

[xBLOCKBLEEDAx]

This man here changed my life as a young man. I remember seeing tits and ass on network TV.

 

[rNubb]

I remember before cable there was only this.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

One of the rare instances in which one of the background characters was Black

 

[SmoothD]

Can't forget the aerobic shows

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

Can't forget the aerobic shows

and the "Crystal Light chamionships"



theme song got stuck in my head for a while..was imagining myself in a band playing the keyboards in the music video all like

 

[DV8ed]

You think those movies were something..? what about these

the Cinemax announcer always had me dying when this movie was coming up..sounded like he was saying the title with such contempt in his voice
"Joan Collins is,THE BITCHHH.. NEXT! "

I can't tell you how many times I watched this over @ my aunt's house (my neighborhood couldn't get cable because we were in between rival cable companies fighting for the rights).

http://www.tube8.com/embed/erotic/betsy-russell-private-school/3182971/

Those tits were perfect!!!

And I can't forget the "20 Minute Workout".



SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! I didn't need 20 minutes.

 

[TooTrilla]

naw not everyone had cable in the 80s...us po folks had to get our jollies where we could find em

Yo uncle aint have no old flicks laying around

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

I can't tell you how many times I watched this over @ my aunt's house (my neighborhood couldn't get cable because we were in between rival cable companies fighting for the rights).

http://www.tube8.com/embed/erotic/betsy-russell-private-school/3182971/

Those tits were perfect!!!

Assuming Betsy Russell hasnt had any surgery they still could be

 

[LennyNero1972]

I remember Friday Night Videos but my main fix was provided by Night Tracks on TBS on the weekends.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

And I can't forget the "20 Minute Workout".



SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! I didn't need 20 minutes.

made a point of catching this when waking up on weekday mornings(in AZ they always aired it at like 6:30) ..seemed like everything about that show screamed "influenced by porn" from the music on down

in the 3rd video it kind of looks Bess getting crotch whipped by Anne's ponytail

 

[geechiedan]

Yo uncle aint have no old flicks laying around

Waxing Nostalgic - The Lazy Days of Summer and Scrambled Porn

Waxing Nostalgic II - Nic And Golden Chest Of Porn...Or The Summer I Learned How To Pick A Lock.

And the stories and letters were just all over the place. There was one guy who wrote about the one time he fucked a cow in his barn. And while I was totally grossed out, his descriptions made it surprisingly erotic. There were incest stories and cheating stories. Very rarely were there any kind of stories of men having sex with women in a "normal" setting, there always seemed to be some kind of weird twist or special circumstance. At least that's how I recall it.

And the language, part of the reason I had so much trouble deciphering things was because I wasn't aware that porn came with its own colorful slang terms. And those terms meant different things depending on culture and region, like for instance the word cock. Back in the 70s when I was really young, I would hear the word cock mentioned from time to time by the older boys and old-heads around the neighborhood. But it was always in reference to female genitalia. Sometimes when my parents had house parties, I would go and hang with the older guys and listen to them talk about the things they did. And it would be nothing to hear a couple of guys say:

Old-Head1: "Hey man, I took Clarissa out last week, we had a good time."

Old-Head2: "Cool, did she give up the cock?"

wait...what??

Yeah, I know, today it sounds crazy and hilarious but back then that was one of the words for vagina for black people. At least in my region. Now imagine being a kid with this understanding and definition of the word and reading a Penthouse story where a sentence read: Brad threw Jennifer on the bed, unzipped his pants and pulled out his big COCK. I read that passage several times and was still confused. White men had...cocks? And again I had NO ONE who could explain it to me. There were people who would but it would be the last thing I would hear before my neck was broken for reading porn. So I chalked it up to crazy white people stuff and moved on.

And it went on like this for the rest of that summer on....

the game is the game...

 

[playahaitian]

http://www.billboard.com/biz/articl...-de-jesus-legendary-disco-dance-radio-dj-dies

 

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[ThaBurgerPimp]

some of those commercials "It's CoYUMMMbo."

 

[mrdiego2020]

......... You ninjas didn't have HBO and Cinemax??? I wasn't getting excited for nipple slips at that age. Emanuele and real sex had me on a different level.

 

[yardy]

These young cats got it too easy, we had to put in work to see some ass on tv.

 

[tajshan]

this whole thread got me while reminiscing.

These young cats got it too easy, we had to put in work to see some ass on tv.

Yep. all you had to do was get the UHF turned to the riiiiiiiiiiiight spot and angle with pliers and bingo

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

this whole thread got me while reminiscing.
Yep. all you had to do was get the UHF turned to the riiiiiiiiiiiight spot and angle with pliers and bingo

Or see if the signal will unscramble after a bad storm

 

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