*Stand on his soapbox
Fellas..... Countrymen.... Niggaz...
I come before you...a humble man. A long time veteran of this content and connoisseur of quality porn scenes and scenarios.. I am here to offer a voice to the currently voiceless: One Jazmine Cashmere.
Where I DO agree, that "physically"...Roxy was the finer of the two. Pretty skin. Nice round bubble. Decent face. She probably like puppies and praises Jesus too, but THAT'S not why we're here (*church organ sounds off).
We here for porn..... Can the church say AMEN?
In her entire career. Roxy only has a few scenes that stick out. You can count em on one hand, and if you reach, maybe slip another finger in there, but across the board.......she's always been kinda boring. FINE....but boring. She seemed the type that was simply doing it for the check, and once the scene wrapped would say " Nigga get off me, I gotta to Target before they close". Is there something wrong with that? Not - At - All, but we are comparing her to:
One of the nastiest.
One of the most enthusiastic
Someone who looked like they were trying to get pregnant EVERY-DAMN-TIME
JC....and that ain't no Jesus Christ.
Jazmine was a damn nut hawk, and looked like she thoroughly loved what she did for a living, and that is what makes a porn "actress" a porn "star".
.........the collection plate is being passed around, and if you ain't got it this week, God can wait till next week. After church is concluded, please clear the parking lot ASAP, as we are having naked carwash to sponsor the church building fund.
