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this shit is a mix of funny as fuck and sad as fuck. What happened to having confidence? These dudes are so bitch made. Bet they offer to help mom bake and shit.
c/s.
c/s.
go to 2:16 I dare you to find a bigger simp...
You know what makes this extra thirsty...it's four in the morning....four in the goddam morning.
taken on face value this thread is funny as fuk 
but don't be so quick to believe these broads when they say 'oh he's just a friend' sheit. and not cause biz markie tried to school yawl either
women say that sheit so their 'dudes' won't trip if they read your text on her phone, or bug out when she takes your call and have a quick conversation when he's right next to her.
i know some women that said that 'just a friend' line about me to dude's they were seeing on the regular yet i was steady fukin. would see 'um out at clubs coupled up/hugged up with their significant other and i'd be like
to 'um both and say 'what up' and keep it movin. there was only one time that i felt kinda bad about it though. i didn't really know dude like that. one of my homies was friends with HIS boy and the word got back to him that me and his 'girl' was fukin around. apparently this one dude was really into his 'girl'. she came by my spot after she got off work one evening and was like 'i gotta tell u sumthin' then told me how dude hit her up the night before sayin that he heard about me and her but he 'don't believe it cause she would never do somethin like that'. and all the while ole girl was laughin her azz off. i didn't say nuthin but all the while she tellin the story i'm just 
on the inside
but don't be so quick to believe these broads when they say 'oh he's just a friend' sheit. and not cause biz markie tried to school yawl either
women say that sheit so their 'dudes' won't trip if they read your text on her phone, or bug out when she takes your call and have a quick conversation when he's right next to her.
i know some women that said that 'just a friend' line about me to dude's they were seeing on the regular yet i was steady fukin. would see 'um out at clubs coupled up/hugged up with their significant other and i'd be like
to 'um both and say 'what up' and keep it movin. there was only one time that i felt kinda bad about it though. i didn't really know dude like that. one of my homies was friends with HIS boy and the word got back to him that me and his 'girl' was fukin around. apparently this one dude was really into his 'girl'. she came by my spot after she got off work one evening and was like 'i gotta tell u sumthin' then told me how dude hit her up the night before sayin that he heard about me and her but he 'don't believe it cause she would never do somethin like that'. and all the while ole girl was laughin her azz off. i didn't say nuthin but all the while she tellin the story i'm just on the inside
depends.
if she still fucking around and its not out of her system, then yes i agree.
if she cut all that shit out, she's a woman with a past. like 99% of them.
kanye stuff on another level cause us regular folk you get a chick that has a past in atlanta...you move to d.c. yall brand new
ain't nowhere kanye could go and wipe the slate clean.
that's a win. he getting samples first.
he could ask for a couple more and he'll pick the best two.
or he could come over so she could get into some better poses and he could shoot em for her
Damn...im at work reading this thread trying not laugh.....OMG IM JUST.....I MEAN......JUST....WTF ??? Are these cats retarded or just at an all new level of THIRSTY??
It's all these thirsty buster ass ninjas driving up the price of pussy. Disgusting.
Spending 700 on a cam whore?
If you drop 7 bills on a broad, you need to drop 7 mils of semen in her throat or something.
Spending 700 on a cam whore?
If you drop 7 bills on a broad, you need to drop 7 mils of semen in her throat or something.
churchit's all these thirsty buster ass ninjas driving up the price of pussy. Disgusting.
Spending 700 on a cam whore?
If you drop 7 bills on a broad, you need to drop 7 mils of semen in her throat or something.
Nigga will be killing women soon.
I wanna slap the shit outta him
depends.
if she still fucking around and its not out of her system, then yes i agree.
if she cut all that shit out, she's a woman with a past. like 99% of them.
kanye stuff on another level cause us regular folk you get a chick that has a past in atlanta...you move to d.c. yall brand new
ain't nowhere kanye could go and wipe the slate clean.
I still don't get how Kim is some kind of hoe. The guys she's been with she's been in relationships with. How does that make her a hoe? It's not like she's been in CHEATERS situations to my knowledge. It's not like she's been out there with guys free fucking in public. That shit's weird how the public will shit on her, not anyone else.
Hate is a powerful force.
To Forest defense nobody in his life ever schooled him on females. All he had was hid momma, Dan and bubba.
And bitches did throw pussy as Forest.
dont be fooled these lesbian hoes be lame to you should see the shit they write my girl on OKCupid
I guess becoming famous with no talent and promoting your "career" by getting dug out on video, naw she ain t a hoe......
I never called her a Hoe.
I called Kanye a simp
and the entire difference is a sextape that she released that's going to be just 1 click away...forever.
i don't hate her, i don't have any feelings towards her either way
the only thing i can say is the people on here DO care about her as many pregnancy pics they keep posting of her they can't claim that they don't anymore i'm not even trying to entertain that.
The bitch traded pussy for notoriety. On a global level. Her first and only contribution to the history of mankind is a fucking sextape. Subtract 500 points. With Ray J. Subtract another 250. Of all her tv and movie appearances, the only thing that pulls in viewers are the reality shows she's done. Subtract another 100 points per series. That bitch is over 1000 points in the hole.
Yes, she's a hoe. She's not the only one- just the most famous one.
Funny ass thread
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