And if your diet is proper, when you take a shit you shouldn't have mud butt after you wipe.
I guess people are smearing their shit all over their ass when they wipe.
If you have a dirty ass, your diet is FUCKED UP.
That's even before you shower.
Also, smelling funky - that's ALSO due to diet. You can scrub until you bleed, but you can still smell nasty as fuck the moment you start sweating even a little.