it never fails, every time i am in the gym sitting on a bench in front of the dumbbells catching my breath, some chic will walk past or stop in front of me and grab dumbbells. On her way back to where she was, she will look in the mirror to see if anyone is checking her out. I keep my head down or straight ahead. I get to the gym at 5am in the morning and there be chics in there with bright yellow shorts with their ass hanging out. And the fake asses are ridiculous. I try to hold in my laugh, but the shit looks dumb.