She’s UGLY but....

jack walsh13

Jack Walsh 13
BGOL Investor
She looks like former Trailblazer Terry Porter but that body is a work of art.
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Rising Star
BGOL Investor
Used to lay up with an ugly chick with itty bitty titties (2 strikes) but the most PERFECT upside down heart for an ass.

Thank goodness I didn't get her pregnant.

She was on depo provera and I thank her for that
 

The Plutonian

The Anti Bullshitter
BGOL Investor
I met a fine but extremely ugly woman a few years ago. She was so ugly that my eyeballs started watering when I saw her in person. It was like she was Medusa or something because I felt like a nigga was turning into stone:eek2: She said well are you coming in and everything in my instincts told me to RUN NIGGA! RUUUUUN!!! But I said yeah, I got to take a piss anyway. I went in, and her place was immaculate. Smelled amazing. She said do you like bourbon? I was thinking like bitch, give me the fucking bottle and go shopping or something!:rolleyes2: Yeah, I need bourbon, whiskey, beer, weeed every fucking thing you got for your hideous butt ugly fine ass. :mad: Bourbon was good..smooth but kicked and she put on some jazz. I'm like ok bitch. :hmm:Word. Had some Coltrane going. She asked me if I smoked. Nah, I got drink. Bitch. She blazes up. I'm getting faded. She excuses herself and comes back in matching lingerie. I'm like word. Bitch.

Long story short.....:(
 

King_of_Posts

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
I met a fine but extremely ugly woman a few years ago. She was so ugly that my eyeballs started watering when I saw her in person. It was like she was Medusa or something because I felt like a nigga was turning into stone:eek2: She said well are you coming in and everything in my instincts told me to RUN NIGGA! RUUUUUN!!! But I said yeah, I got to take a piss anyway. I went in, and her place was immaculate. Smelled amazing. She said do you like bourbon? I was thinking like bitch, give me the fucking bottle and go shopping or something!:rolleyes2: Yeah, I need bourbon, whiskey, beer, weeed every fucking thing you got for your hideous butt ugly fine ass. :mad: Bourbon was good..smooth but kicked and she put on some jazz. I'm like ok bitch. :hmm:Word. Had some Coltrane going. She asked me if I smoked. Nah, I got drink. Bitch. She blazes up. I'm getting faded. She excuses herself and comes back in matching lingerie. I'm like word. Bitch.

Long story short.....:(
I literally LOL'D at this shit right here. Bwahaaaaaaahahaha!!!!!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
 

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You're right dawg
OG Investor
I met a fine but extremely ugly woman a few years ago. She was so ugly that my eyeballs started watering when I saw her in person. It was like she was Medusa or something because I felt like a nigga was turning into stone:eek2: She said well are you coming in and everything in my instincts told me to RUN NIGGA! RUUUUUN!!! But I said yeah, I got to take a piss anyway. I went in, and her place was immaculate. Smelled amazing. She said do you like bourbon? I was thinking like bitch, give me the fucking bottle and go shopping or something!:rolleyes2: Yeah, I need bourbon, whiskey, beer, weeed every fucking thing you got for your hideous butt ugly fine ass. :mad: Bourbon was good..smooth but kicked and she put on some jazz. I'm like ok bitch. :hmm:Word. Had some Coltrane going. She asked me if I smoked. Nah, I got drink. Bitch. She blazes up. I'm getting faded. She excuses herself and comes back in matching lingerie. I'm like word. Bitch.

Long story short.....:(
I can imagine you speaking this testimony in church. "God don't like ugly" Sunday.
 

bgbtylvr

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
I met a fine but extremely ugly woman a few years ago. She was so ugly that my eyeballs started watering when I saw her in person. It was like she was Medusa or something because I felt like a nigga was turning into stone:eek2: She said well are you coming in and everything in my instincts told me to RUN NIGGA! RUUUUUN!!! But I said yeah, I got to take a piss anyway. I went in, and her place was immaculate. Smelled amazing. She said do you like bourbon? I was thinking like bitch, give me the fucking bottle and go shopping or something!:rolleyes2: Yeah, I need bourbon, whiskey, beer, weeed every fucking thing you got for your hideous butt ugly fine ass. :mad: Bourbon was good..smooth but kicked and she put on some jazz. I'm like ok bitch. :hmm:Word. Had some Coltrane going. She asked me if I smoked. Nah, I got drink. Bitch. She blazes up. I'm getting faded. She excuses herself and comes back in matching lingerie. I'm like word. Bitch.

Long story short.....:(
:roflmao: We’ve all been there. Old & ugly nicely-built bitches are notorious for these setups. Something in the oven smelling right, dranks, music, nice crib, big bed. “G’on fix you a plate, baby.” Next thang you know…
 

Temujin

Rising Star
BGOL Investor
I met a fine but extremely ugly woman a few years ago. She was so ugly that my eyeballs started watering when I saw her in person. It was like she was Medusa or something because I felt like a nigga was turning into stone:eek2: She said well are you coming in and everything in my instincts told me to RUN NIGGA! RUUUUUN!!! But I said yeah, I got to take a piss anyway. I went in, and her place was immaculate. Smelled amazing. She said do you like bourbon? I was thinking like bitch, give me the fucking bottle and go shopping or something!:rolleyes2: Yeah, I need bourbon, whiskey, beer, weeed every fucking thing you got for your hideous butt ugly fine ass. :mad: Bourbon was good..smooth but kicked and she put on some jazz. I'm like ok bitch. :hmm:Word. Had some Coltrane going. She asked me if I smoked. Nah, I got drink. Bitch. She blazes up. I'm getting faded. She excuses herself and comes back in matching lingerie. I'm like word. Bitch.

Long story short

Sounds like a good time was had by all!!!!

I would prefer a 4 that knows how to treat a man vs an 8 lives in a trap.
 
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