Social media is a cold world!!!
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I'm trying to square this with the 3 little pigs children story. They must have been citified pigs because these countrified hood pigs clearly aren't having anyone stepping up in their joint or giving anyone a chance to huff and puff a damn thing.
Or it's possibly a decades long smear campaign by the establishment to defame pigs and make them appear weak and depiganize them for the purpose of exploiting them for pork products and keeping them in poor, muddy living conditions.
It could also be a stealth advertising campaign from brick makers to promote their product, grow their market share and malign the use of straw and wood as home building materials.
It may even be a combination of these factors as the powers that be conspire to keep pigs down and profit at the same time.
Regardless, it's clear we were lied to as children and that pigs are not to be effed with. DON'T ACCEPT THE WHITE MANS STORY AT FACE VALUE!!! QUESTION EVERYTHING!!!!!
I wonder if I can start a movement if I make a YouTube video. Instead of Flat Earthers we can be Pig Truthers. There are at least 15 BGOL folk who I'm sure would follow.
To answer your questions: No, I'm not drunk or high on Truth's coke stash. No, I'm not having a psychotic episode.Yes, I am sleep deprived. No, I don't care that depiganize is not really a word. Lemme Lone.
At first I laughed at this 'cause of dude's country ass mouth, but this dude better be arrested for terroristic threats and put on a no fly list for his primitive behavior. Sounded like they were about to take off with this crazy fool still on the plane!!!
One of the comments said this looks like unseasoned food 
I'd like to know how that ended.
Please tell me those are tree roots or something. I know he's not putting bare hands on shit.
A man gets into a big argument with his wife so he decides to head up to the local bar and have a drink or two while she cools off. He runs into a few friends and they start celebrating and talking about the good ol’ days. Several hours quickly pass and he decides its getting late and he better start heading home.
He goes to get off the bar stool to leave and falls flat on his face. He makes several attempts to get up but can’t seem to get on his feet. He thinks to himself that he must’ve really over done it this time to be so drunk he cant even stand. He looks around and luckily no one has noticed his drunken display so he crawls out of the bar where he still cant seem to pull himself together. He figures the hell with it, its only a few blocks to his house so he just crawls home and gently slides into bed as not to disturb his sleeping wife.
The next morning he awakes with this feeling of piercing eyes upon him when he notices his wife standing at the foot of the bed with her arms crossed and obviously upset. He mutters out a “Good morning, honey” to which she angrily replies “You were out at the bar all night getting drunk, weren’t you?”
He quickly rolls over and begins to plead with her, “Of course not honey, I wouldn’t do that. I was here in bed with you most of night. Why in the world would you say that?”
She rolls her eyes and replies, “Because the bar called, you forgot your wheelchair again!!!”
