Damn - talk about crazy instant karma seconds later.
@darth frosty
Reminds me of a story back in the late-90s. Some neighborhood punk kid and a couple of his friends were going around egging houses. I was sitting in the living room with my mom and a handful of eggs hit the main front window, and side of the house. They hit so hard they could have passed as drive-by shots.
Noticed they were eggs and said to my mom fuck that, and let me find this person(s).
I ran to the back of the house and cut down the lane. I think I was carrying a small knife on me. Didn't hear a car pull off so knew the person(s) were on foot. 3 of them were a block down and 1 block over in the next alleyway under someone's car. I talked a gang of shit to these punks and probably threatened them something harsh. Basically told them I wanted to kick the shit out of all of them, but didn't want the assault charges I would rack up. They looked like they shit themselves (a few years younger).
Anytime I saw them in public, or when catching a bus ... I would give the death stare.
Cleaning that egg and shells off the side of the house ... fucking difficult!