Strip Bar Chronicles...Add yours to the thread..

[Nzinga]

I stopped at the Club House yersteday, and in the corner, an old white man, who could not be less than 70 years old, was getting a lap dance from a young Hispanic girl. The Bugger had one of those little LED penlights and was using it to get a better view of the pussy. Club House is the only other real nude bar in Dallas, the Fare Room having succumbed to the nudity-optional bullshit incepted by Jaguars a couple of years ago.

From the Club House, I hopped to Cabaret Royale, my personal favourite strip club because the strippers there are game for dirty action in the dark corners and management does not give a fuck. While I was sitting there, I kept wondering why this white man was sitting there with his back to all the stages. As he was happily sipping his Budweiser, he got up one time to tip a dancer on stage one time, otherwise that was it. This flat behind bimbo who pays attention only to white men, went to offer him a dance but he refused. After a long time, he got up, unfurled one of those stick blind men use, tapped his way to the restroom without fail or fault. On the way back, one of the strippers helped guide him out of the club by holding on to his arm...

I went to Spearmint Rhino, and I was surveying the proceedings, I saw that there were hardly any patrons in the club, a circumstance I detest because it always entailed unwanted attention from every stripper in the room. I was about to leave when a bleach-blonde haired white woman walked straight across the room to me. After issuing obligatory "Where are you from I love your accent" she induced me to go to the back room. Normally, I do not do CACs but I relented on account that this one promised to deliver a show and was kinda thick (as they do when they get in their late 30s). We arrived there, and I promptly informed her that I believed in trying everything once. The heffer then undressed and proceeded to give the usual stripper grind. Then she went into a rant about Mexicans this, Mexicans that. I pointed out my discomfort with direction of the discussion, reminding or informing her that people who hated one minority tended hated all of them. She said "Not you honey, you are a gentleman, you are not like these blacks from here"... I did not let the old cow continue, I pushed her off, gave her her $30 and went my way.




Please feel free to add your strangest experiences in a titty bar and lets keep this thread rolling.

 

[cli-terminator]

Went to Club11 in the BX this past weekend hoping it would pop off like it used to when it was called Players Club. Go inside & the shit is almost completely empty except for like 2 katts by the bar. No girls on the stage or anywhere else in sight save for the bartenders. One girl finally comes out & the bitch is bad but turns out she the only girl working that night. She told my boy some katt got shot outside the club the night before & that could be why no one else is there. True or not, I never seen no shit like that before. It was straight up depressing.

 

[Nzinga]

Went to Club11 in the BX this past weekend hoping it would pop off like it used to when it was called Players Club. Go inside & the shit is almost completely empty except for like 2 katts by the bar. No girls on the stage or anywhere else in sight save for the bartenders. One girl finally comes out & the bitch is bad but turns out she the only girl working that night. She told my boy some katt got shot outside the club the night before & that could be why no one else is there. True or not, I never seen no shit like that before. It was straight up depressing.

Damn!!!!

 

[Nzinga]

I went to one of those no-rules black clubs that operated behind the Fair Park in Dallas. When I got in the the DJ announced "You can smoke week up in this mother fucker, but you can't smoke crack". And sure enough, those fools were lighting it up. As I do not smoke anything (or drink alcohol), I made sure to stay under the air vents and next to the huge fans. Anyway, I went to tip this young girl, who was dancing on the table. As I offered her the money, she grabbed my hand and buried it whole into her pussy without flinching. I reached in my pocket and gave her a bunch of ones for her zeal and commitment. I then went and sat down. Around 2 am, they had a ruffle. You bought a $5 ticket, and if your ticket was selected in the drawing, you could pick any dancer from the floor, take her backstage to get head or "whatever" from her. Lol! I have to confess that I did not participate in that ruffle even if I tipped my young black sisters well.

 

[tallblacknyc]

lmao cli u didn't know it was a fucking jungle on sat @ club 11 2 people got shot.. nigs let off inside and outside the club ..people getting trampled.. chairs being tossed peopled getting the head smashed wit bottles.. mad cops came thru.. cops pulling people over.. straight madness.. i got the phonecall while it was going down.. i was busy in anotha borough getting bread wit a few club 11 girls at a private event

 

[FUCKYOU]

I went to one of those no-rules black clubs that operated behind the Fair Park in Dallas. When I got in the the DJ announced "You can smoke week up in this mother fucker, but you can't smoke crack". And sure enough, those fools were lighting it up. As I do not smoke anything (or drink alcohol), I made sure to stay under the air vents and next to the huge fans. Anyway, I went to tip this young girl, who was dancing on the table. As I offered her the money, she grabbed my hand and buried it whole into her pussy without flinching. I reached in my pocket and gave her a bunch of ones for her zeal and commitment. I then went and sat down. Around 2 am, they had a ruffle. You bought a $5 ticket, and if your ticket was selected in the drawing, you could pick any dancer from the floor, take her backstage to get head or "whatever" from her. Lol! I have to confess that I did not participate in that ruffle even if I tipped my young black sisters well.

 

[pookie]

I was in this stripclub a few years ago and towards the end of the night a fight breaks out by the bar, me and my brother look over and are like "damn that stripper better move before she gets hit". Turns out she is fighting with a customer. They were trading actual punches and she was hanging with him for a lil bit until he hit her in the stomach and she went down and dude starts trying to stomp her. By this time security is coming so he breaks out running out the door and the stripper jumps up and goes after him. Security catches her and won't let her go outside so she just breaks down crying on the floor. One of the security picks her up in the cradle position and is taking her back to the dresssing room and while he is going thru the crowd niggas are feeling on her ass . About 15-20 minutes later she comes out and gets onstage like nothing has happened

 

[pookie]

One girl finally comes out & the bitch is bad but turns out she the only girl working that night..

I stopped at the Club House yersteday, and in the corner, an old white man, who could not be less than 70 years old, was getting a lap dance from a young Hispanic girl. The Bugger had one of those little LED penlights and was using it to get a better view of the pussy.

The same stuff must happen at all stripclubs because i've seen both these happen (old man included). The one with the one stripper was run by an ole asian lady and she had a curtain at the entrance so you couldn't see in. From then on whenever i went to that club i'd always ask "how many strippers are in there"

 

[cli-terminator]

lmao cli u didn't know it was a fucking jungle on sat @ club 11 2 people got shot.. nigs let off inside and outside the club ..people getting trampled.. chairs being tossed peopled getting the head smashed wit bottles.. mad cops came thru.. cops pulling people over.. straight madness.. i got the phonecall while it was going down.. i was busy in anotha borough getting bread wit a few club 11 girls at a private event

Nah I didn't go there since Players Club got shut down. We went this past Sunday & that's when shawty told us what happened. Prior to that we went to Sin City & that should was too much like a damn casino. Way too many lights & the baddest bitches were the ones serving drinks. Definitely wasn't trying to go to the Wedge either. After going in there one time & seeing this pregnant looking bitch in there my boys & I agreed to never again go in that direction. I think Badabings got shut down too. We ended up going to Crazy Horse near the border of Westchester & had a somewhat good time there. Damn shame that all the BX clubs aren't what they used to be. Haven't had a shit load of fun in any club since Sexy Dancer closed.

 

[tallblacknyc]

badabing is opening up today but it is going to be called platinum pleasures for now on.. sues is back on da rise.. sofa lounge got some nice bitches.. but everything popping in lockdoors now

 

[Mentor B]

I was in this stripclub a few years ago and towards the end of the night a fight breaks out by the bar, me and my brother look over and are like "damn that stripper better move before she gets hit". Turns out she is fighting with a customer. They were trading actual punches and she was hanging with him for a lil bit until he hit her in the stomach and she went down and dude starts trying to stomp her. By this time security is coming so he breaks out running out the door and the stripper jumps up and goes after him. Security catches her and won't let her go outside so she just breaks down crying on the floor. One of the security picks her up in the cradle position and is taking her back to the dresssing room and while he is going thru the crowd niggas are feeling on her ass . About 15-20 minutes later she comes out and gets onstage like nothing has happened

Yeah I would have been one of them dudes doing that...

At the gentlemen's club, I've already paid a $10.00 entrance fee and bought 2 or 3 drinks: That's $15.00 more so I'm already patronizing to that muthafucka. After that, I see what I can get for free unless I really do want a dance.

When I was at Club Henry's, this one stripper came up to introduce herself to me. As soon as she was close enough, I grabbed her ass and buried my face in her titties. She was hugging me for a good minute, too. Then she whispers, "You wanna come to back and let me dance for you baby?"

I was like, "Nah, I'm good right now." Then I smacked her ass a last time and reached for my drink.

She got upset saying, "You felt all on my booty and got me excited for nothing!"

I'm like, , "Hey! That's how we greet women where I'm from. A friendly hug and a nice ass grab.

 

[Nzinga]

Talking aobut fights, last week, on Tuesday February 28th, Cabaret Royale had its customer appreciation night. So I am sitting on a chair watching the stage, undrank beer in hand, when a stripper tapped me on the shoulder vigorously. I turned around and saw that there was commotion coming from next to the main bar. Sure enough a fight was going on. Two middle aged men were on the ground, with one on top and punching the other one. In addition to enjoying the show, I was happy to observe that they were both CACs. Unfortunately, management came in and threw one of them out. I was informed by a stripper that this has become a regular occurrence there on that day.

 

[cli-terminator]

badabing is opening up today but it is going to be called platinum pleasures for now on.. sues is back on da rise.. sofa lounge got some nice bitches.. but everything popping in lockdoors now

I never got what the big deal was with Sues. I went there one time & it just seemed like one of those spots where you can't touch the girls & can't really get it popping unless you're spending a ridiculous amount of money.

 

[Nzinga]

Yeah I would have been one of them dudes doing that...

At the gentlemen's club, I've already paid a $10.00 entrance fee and bought 2 or 3 drinks: That's $15.00 more so I'm already patronizing to that muthafucka. After that, I see what I can get for free unless I really do want a dance.

When I was at Club Henry's, this one stripper came up to introduce herself to me. As soon as she was close enough, I grabbed her ass and buried my face in her titties. She was hugging me for a good minute, too. Then she whispers, "You wanna come to back and let me dance for you baby?"

I was like, "Nah, I'm good right now." Then I smacked her ass a last time and reached for my drink.

She got upset saying, "You felt all on my booty and got me excited for nothing!"

I'm like, , "Hey! That's how we greet women where I'm from. A friendly hug and a nice ass grab.

This is tame. So I was in Spearmint Rhino the last year, when this little woman, with sagging tits, skin that was hanging from everywhere, and was as thin as a nail came to me and solicited a table dance. I took one look at the scrawny creature, and even though there was some black in her, I refused. The girl became incensed and said "What do you want then a white woman?" She said a few more things and I came very close to reporting her. Just to spite her, when a thick white woman came, I immediately let her take me to the back room. It is about money, and although 99% of my tips go black women, I will not support all of them. There is one ugly black girl called passion, who has been doing the rounds in all the strip clubs here who thinks black men own her. Hell fuck no. Not if you weigh 95lbs, have legs like tooth picks, boney little ass and a worse attitude than Omorossa. Hell fuck no.

I distribute my tips the way I will buy beer in a strip club. I will buy one so that management can leave me alone. In a club where I have a few black women that I go to see. Once in a blue moon, I will let a CAC do one, maybe two dances for me. I do not want them to know the racist that is in me, that is why I give the CACs a token dance.

If it is in a black club, the CACs will see me in my rear view mirror. Hell now, I am not doing it. Somehow, they have this jelloid flesh flows on the touch. Black women on the other hand are firm..I cannot stand CACs

 

[bajanbadman]

where i'm from there are no rules, infact almost all the strip clubs have fucking going on, but u hardly see shit on the floor.
anyway me and my ppls hit this joint up as it was someone's birthday. we all chill and enjoying the show, only for it to stop, i mean the whole club, even the stripper on stage, why? some dude was tossing a stripper's salad live on the floor
he was DEEP in that shit, and ole girl's eye were rolling back in her head. we could tell he wasn't a local, but damn who tosses stripper salad?? crazy cac

 

[Nzinga]

where i'm from there are no rules, infact almost all the strip clubs have fucking going on, but u hardly see shit on the floor.
anyway me and my ppls hit this joint up as it was someone's birthday. we all chill and enjoying the show, only for it to stop, i mean the whole club, even the stripper on stage, why? some dude was tossing a stripper's salad live on the floor
he was DEEP in that shit, and ole girl's eye were rolling back in her head. we could tell he wasn't a local, but damn who tosses stripper salad?? crazy cac

Where are you from? Utb used to be that way. There was an overhanging ceiling where they lined up some dining chair. For $40, you could see a row of men getting they pussy. I refused to do such a thing. I did have an ATF dancer who was built better than buffy who had no inhibitions. I would bring $100 in ones and explore her inner depths with fingers. She would tell me, "..for the same amount that you tip me, we could go to the motel and fuck..", but I always refused. There were these two white men, an old one who was in his 70s and a younger one in his late 20 or early 30S, who campaigned separately but were always sure to be in bar or another.....One day my ATF came and informed me despondently, that the younger white man had in a lap dance been trying to lick her anus and was upset that she had refused...Then on the main stage, at the end of the night when they bring all the dancers together for a cameo, one fool actually licked a woman's ass right next to me.

 

[pookie]

I always say that most strippers dance according to how much money they've made. I went into Babes in ATL over on Fulton some months ago when it was warm wearing some shorts and got a dance from this bad ass stripper. Over the course of about 5-6 songs, at $5 apiece, she gave me a handjob, was biting on my dick thru my shorts, straight grind action, let and even encouraged me to touch EVERYTHING, was one of the top 5 best dances i've ever gotten. I go back up in there about a month ago and spot her, she comes over, and asked if i wanted a dance, remembering her i say "yeah". When the song starts she turns around and i squeeze her ass, do you know this mufuca knocked my hand off and says with an attitude "damnn you touching already, wait a couple of songs before you touch me" . I was like and just laughed. When that song was over i told her i just wanted one dance and sent her on her way

 

[Nzinga]

I always say that most strippers dance according to how much money they've made. I went into Babes in ATL over on Fulton some months ago when it was warm wearing some shorts and got a dance from this bad ass stripper. Over the course of about 5-6 songs, at $5 apiece, she gave me a handjob, was biting on my dick thru my shorts, straight grind action, let and even encouraged me to touch EVERYTHING, was one of the top 5 best dances i've ever gotten. I go back up in there about a month ago and spot her, she comes over, and asked if i wanted a dance, remembering her i say "yeah". When the song starts she turns around and i squeeze her ass, do you know this mufuca knocked my hand off and says with an attitude "damnn you touching already, wait a couple of songs before you touch me" . I was like and just laughed. When that song was over i told her i just wanted one dance and sent her on her way

To get the best action, go to the strip club this time of the month. Strippers are trying to pay rent, their cellphone bill and car note. They will let you get away with murder. It well known that your money has the most value in a strip club between the 25th and the 5th of the month, and least value on the 15th.

 

[duppy_maka]

lmao cli u didn't know it was a fucking jungle on sat @ club 11 2 people got shot.. nigs let off inside and outside the club ..people getting trampled.. chairs being tossed peopled getting the head smashed wit bottles.. mad cops came thru.. cops pulling people over.. straight madness.. i got the phonecall while it was going down.. i was busy in anotha borough getting bread wit a few club 11 girls at a private event

I did security at sin city for about a month and half a few years back
I worked like 2-3 nights a week..

every time I worked..
I always had drama with some knuckleheads..

I almost got into it with two dudes in vip
another security dude was standing right there and dude didn't even have my back..

management didn't have your back
I caught some kat pissing in the smoking area room
and
management didn't let me kick him out because he know one of the owners..

what really scared me was how the kats in the front was patting dudes down..

I started doing night club security for a company in brooklyn
so
we learned how to pat kats down real proper..

them dudes at sin city was barely patting kats down
kats could easily bring weapons in the joint

it was a tough decision to quit sin city cause I was working on a few shawites (dances and waitresses)
but
the job was too dangerous
I wasn't going to risk personal injury for $100 a night

that was about 2.5 years ago
maybe sin city got there act together and take security more serious now..

 

[Zero]

Dropped this in a post about this same subject a while back...

I have had a couple and the shit always seems to happen to my boy...

• Went to a bachelor party for one of my partners at this strip club and this grimy lookin' PR chick is talkin' to my boy trying to get in his pocket. Dude is cheap, so he wasn't havin' it. Dude goes to the bar and gets a fresh Heinekin and this chick waits for him to go to the bathroom and DEPP THROATS the entire Heiny bottle and then puts it back on the table. My boy comes out and I'm off in the corner tlaking to some other partners and I see him pick up the bottle, my boy screams and I go running across the bar and tackle dude before he tips up the bottle. We tell dude what happened and he goes up to the bar and demands a new heiny, he gets it, but by that point everybody in the spot is dyin' laughin' (except my boy and the nasty broad that backwashed in his shit). The damn bottle was slimy with phlegm
• Second time, same homeboy, same spot, different bachelor party. Dude gets into a physical altercation with an overweight stripper that wasn't making any loot. Dude is holding a single dollar bill in his hand and the chick is like "Give me that dollar". Dude said no and next thing you know, they are wrestling over the dollar. They ended up ripping the fuckin' dollar in half and dude actually fought that broad for the other half, went to the bar, got some tape, put that shit back together and put it back in his pocket.

Cats go out of their way to invite this fool to ANY type party at a strip club now because dude is 100% comedy.


Had another homeboy get like a 30 minute lap dance from a dancer and then after she was done, dude told her "I never said i was payin'. I thought you liked me?" Old girl fuckin' SNAPPED and dude got thrown out, but that shit was WELL worth it on entertainment value alone. That same dude once threw a handful of change at a stripper and got thrown out of another spot.

These two cats are cousins and my best homies, you damn near can't take them fools anywhere, but if they don't get you killed, you WILL have a good time.

 

[ThaBurgerPimp]

The Hi-Liter Showclub here in phoenix made a big deal out of the fact that mike tyson was in attendance..i was one of the few who were slightly disappointed that most of the good-looking dancers were giving him and his friends all the attention

this was that particular incident where he started getting a little too "grabby" with one of the popular dancers there..when the bouncer came over and told
him to knock it off he was like"mufucka im IRON MIKE i can dowhat the fuck i want blahblah" the bouncer then told mike he had to leave,and as he got up he reared back and threw a clean punch to the bouncer's jaw(i heard the bouncer
utter something that sounded like "AIICH!!" as he was spinning round like a ballet dancer while falling ) the dancer got in his face all like"that was fucked up" and she got slapped as well

 

[djbokat]

I always say that most strippers dance according to how much money they've made. I went into Babes in ATL over on Fulton some months ago when it was warm wearing some shorts and got a dance from this bad ass stripper. Over the course of about 5-6 songs, at $5 apiece, she gave me a handjob, was biting on my dick thru my shorts, straight grind action, let and even encouraged me to touch EVERYTHING, was one of the top 5 best dances i've ever gotten. I go back up in there about a month ago and spot her, she comes over, and asked if i wanted a dance, remembering her i say "yeah". When the song starts she turns around and i squeeze her ass, do you know this mufuca knocked my hand off and says with an attitude "damnn you touching already, wait a couple of songs before you touch me" . I was like and just laughed. When that song was over i told her i just wanted one dance and sent her on her way

Yea I think i got best dance ever in Babes to!!!!

 

[LennyNero1972]

Yeah I would have been one of them dudes doing that...

At the gentlemen's club, I've already paid a $10.00 entrance fee and bought 2 or 3 drinks: That's $15.00 more so I'm already patronizing to that muthafucka. After that, I see what I can get for free unless I really do want a dance.

When I was at Club Henry's, this one stripper came up to introduce herself to me. As soon as she was close enough, I grabbed her ass and buried my face in her titties. She was hugging me for a good minute, too. Then she whispers, "You wanna come to back and let me dance for you baby?"

I was like, "Nah, I'm good right now." Then I smacked her ass a last time and reached for my drink.

She got upset saying, "You felt all on my booty and got me excited for nothing!"

I'm like, , "Hey! That's how we greet women where I'm from. A friendly hug and a nice ass grab.

Can't remember any real crazy times, I remember some fights breaking out and a bitch with a stank pussy dancing, other than that nothing off of the top of my head. I only hit Pinups now, I kick it with a couple of dancers I'm cool with who always let me touch.

 

[METALFACE]

I went to one of those no-rules black clubs that operated behind the Fair Park in Dallas. When I got in the the DJ announced "You can smoke week up in this mother fucker, but you can't smoke crack". And sure enough, those fools were lighting it up. As I do not smoke anything (or drink alcohol), I made sure to stay under the air vents and next to the huge fans. Anyway, I went to tip this young girl, who was dancing on the table. As I offered her the money, she grabbed my hand and buried it whole into her pussy without flinching. I reached in my pocket and gave her a bunch of ones for her zeal and commitment. I then went and sat down. Around 2 am, they had a ruffle. You bought a $5 ticket, and if your ticket was selected in the drawing, you could pick any dancer from the floor, take her backstage to get head or "whatever" from her. Lol! I have to confess that I did not participate in that ruffle even if I tipped my young black sisters well.

What the fuck is a "ruffle"?

 

[LennyNero1972]

Yea I think i got best dance ever in Babes to!!!!

I had the best non vip dances at the late great Jazzy T's, them hoes would damn near fuck you on the floor. Pinups is a close second. I remember getting some good dances at Goosebumps too, I had this one chocolate honey with a soft booty.

 

[NICKLEBAGKILLA]

1. While waiting for a dance at Jazzy T's, the girl I was waiting for caught a two-piece plus fries and biscuit from another dancer for sucking her man's dick outside of their pre-arranged threesome.

2. Seen Janet Jacme and Domonique Simone at Cinderella's in Elizabeth back in the mid-90s. Dude next to me ate Janet's pussy and then looked at me like I was supposed to go next. I was like "Nah-I'm good..."

3. Got jacked off at the original Flame in the 757 by Texas. While this was going on some dude got mad and ran to his car to "get his gun" and the owners went in the back and came out with a Tec-9...

 

[SpiritualPorn]

This is a good thread.

Saw this old white dude tipping every stripper in the place.

Making it rain with 1s, 5s and 10s.

One of my stripper friends came to sit with me between sets.

I said "This guy is sure having fun"

She said "Yes he really tips well on Sundays"

"Why?"

"Cause he is a pastor"

Got plenty more....

 

[ifuno]

lmao cli u didn't know it was a fucking jungle on sat @ club 11 2 people got shot.. nigs let off inside and outside the club ..people getting trampled.. chairs being tossed peopled getting the head smashed wit bottles.. mad cops came thru.. cops pulling people over.. straight madness.. i got the phonecall while it was going down.. i was busy in anotha borough getting bread wit a few club 11 girls at a private event

I'll only pass through if black is throwing a party. The last time I was in the Player's Club (maybe a year or so ago) it was empty as well. They had some bad joints in there though.

Nah I didn't go there since Players Club got shut down. We went this past Sunday & that's when shawty told us what happened. Prior to that we went to Sin City & that should was too much like a damn casino. Way too many lights & the baddest bitches were the ones serving drinks. Definitely wasn't trying to go to the Wedge either. After going in there one time & seeing this pregnant looking bitch in there my boys & I agreed to never again go in that direction. I think Badabings got shut down too. We ended up going to Crazy Horse near the border of Westchester & had a somewhat good time there. Damn shame that all the BX clubs aren't what they used to be. Haven't had a shit load of fun in any club since Sexy Dancer closed.

You're right. The last time I went I spent more time looking and flirting with the waitresses than the dancers. The Crazy Horse is decent.

badabing is opening up today but it is going to be called platinum pleasures for now on.. sues is back on da rise.. sofa lounge got some nice bitches.. but everything popping in lockdoors now

I didn't even get to pass through when it was Badabing.

Anybody been to Club Miami in New Rochelle? How is it?

 

[cli-terminator]

Never been to Club Miami in New Rochelle. Now I'm curious. May have to go there before I move.

 

[KATDADDY]

Iam With Talkblynyc , Its All Bout Lockdoors Now ,,

 

[DV8ed]

I always say that most strippers dance according to how much money they've made. I went into Babes in ATL over on Fulton some months ago when it was warm wearing some shorts and got a dance from this bad ass stripper. Over the course of about 5-6 songs, at $5 apiece, she gave me a handjob, was biting on my dick thru my shorts, straight grind action, let and even encouraged me to touch EVERYTHING, was one of the top 5 best dances i've ever gotten. I go back up in there about a month ago and spot her, she comes over, and asked if i wanted a dance, remembering her i say "yeah". When the song starts she turns around and i squeeze her ass, do you know this mufuca knocked my hand off and says with an attitude "damnn you touching already, wait a couple of songs before you touch me" . I was like and just laughed. When that song was over i told her i just wanted one dance and sent her on her way

Name, description???

 

[tallblacknyc]

i've been around stripclub and underground strip scene for over 10 years so i've pretty much seen everything u can think of..

entertainers getting sucked off in the vip..cops coming thru and arresting bitches for selling pussy to undercovers.. dudes getting robbed outside clubs.. pimp battles.. stripper fights.. stripper having lesbian orgies... niggas getting knocked out by security...car chases.. dudes getting knocked out by other club goers or by staff... broads breaking glass bottles and threatening to cut a chick or dude... pimps smacking broads...pornstars wilding out..fucking in da club.. dudes throwing fake money and getting caught or not getting caught.. strippers getting eating out by lesbians.. me participating in a few cough cough sexcapades..man i can go on forever.. 1 day i might have to make my stripper version of entourage

 

[Wootten Hathaway]

I always say that most strippers dance according to how much money they've made. I went into Babes in ATL over on Fulton some months ago when it was warm wearing some shorts and got a dance from this bad ass stripper. Over the course of about 5-6 songs, at $5 apiece, she gave me a handjob, was biting on my dick thru my shorts, straight grind action, let and even encouraged me to touch EVERYTHING, was one of the top 5 best dances i've ever gotten. I go back up in there about a month ago and spot her, she comes over, and asked if i wanted a dance, remembering her i say "yeah". When the song starts she turns around and i squeeze her ass, do you know this mufuca knocked my hand off and says with an attitude "damnn you touching already, wait a couple of songs before you touch me" . I was like and just laughed. When that song was over i told her i just wanted one dance and sent her on her way

I went in there when the 08 track olympics was on. Them phat Jamacians was racing and I went in there and a girl reached down my pants and was taking the long stroke. Security, and the manager walked pass, she kept strokin,

I thought she just like me or sumn..

 

[chitownsfinest]

I went into Pinups in Atlanta about 5 yrs ago. Saw this chick who looked familiar. Ends up that she's was a local hoodrat I fucked about 10 yrs early who caught feelings for a brotha. Had her on video, but accidently recorded over it Back then, she was actually pretty cool and really appreciated how I talked to her like a normal person and not some thug nigga. At the time she had 1 son.

Now she had 5 kids by 5 diff dudes AND WAS STILL STRIPPING AT 30! She was drunk and when she realized who I was, starting hitting me (hard) talking about how I broke her heart and lead her to fuck up her life and have all those kids by all those niggas.

Security had to get her off of me.

-CTF

 

[bigdog_bx]

i've been around stripclub and underground strip scene for over 10 years so i've pretty much seen everything u can think of..

entertainers getting sucked off in the vip..cops coming thru and arresting bitches for selling pussy to undercovers.. dudes getting robbed outside clubs.. pimp battles.. stripper fights.. stripper having lesbian orgies... niggas getting knocked out by security...car chases.. dudes getting knocked out by other club goers or by staff... broads breaking glass bottles and threatening to cut a chick or dude... pimps smacking broads...pornstars wilding out..fucking in da club.. dudes throwing fake money and getting caught or not getting caught.. strippers getting eating out by lesbians.. me participating in a few cough cough sexcapades..man i can go on forever.. 1 day i might have to make my stripper version of entourage

From Brainfest of the early 2000's in the BX to The House On The Hill in Harlem, Medalions, to the current 007 office building clubs in Manhattan, my partners and I have truly seen it all. Shit plays like a movie when you think about it. One memorable locked door moment was, me and my boy just walked into the spot and a dildo show was going on, meanwhile this is back in the day when dudes showed up at these spots with Flash Lights, (those that were there know lol) and somehow we got pushed up front, and the dancer grabbed my hand to work the dildo. I was jamming it in there pretty hard, when she was like "Don't be a pussy and kill that shit." I rammed that thing so hard in her I felt like I was committing a crime lol, then she squirted across the damn room. First time I ever saw squirting. That was a funny night. Gambling in the basement, shit had every vice you could imagine in that spot.

Its hard to go to regular Strip clubs after all of that.