The "NOPE I'M NOT DOING THAT" thread

dbluesun

Rising Star
Platinum Member

i didn't even click this

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godofwine

Supreme Porn Poster - Ret
BGOL Investor
I've been skydiving, not once, but twice and I wouldn't do none of the shit that folks in this thread did. Fucking ridiculous

Both times I did tandem jumps and both times before I even got up in a plane with the guy I was jumping with I asked him about his life, his family, his kids. I want to make sure this motherfucker had something worth living for and wasn't going to do no stupid shit like take me with him

On the second jump though, I didn't make it lol
 

Simply Sickenin'

Valar Morghulis ....
BGOL Investor
I've been skydiving, not once, but twice and I wouldn't do none of the shit that folks in this thread did. Fucking ridiculous

Both times I did tandem jumps and both times before I even got up in a plane with the guy I was jumping with I asked him about his life, his family, his kids. I want to make sure this motherfucker had something worth living for and wasn't going to do no stupid shit like take me with him

On the second jump though, I didn't make it lol
You: Hello, I'm godofwine. I'll be jumping with you today. How are you?

Instructor: "My name's Trevor and I just got fired. They said go do this last jump and then clean the shit outta my locker. T.b.h. I honestly don't give a fuck about anything right now.... so anyway, you ready to do this jump?

You:
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godofwine

Supreme Porn Poster - Ret
BGOL Investor
You: Hello, I'm godofwine. I'll be jumping with you today. How are you?

Instructor: "My name's Trevor and I just got fired. They said go do this last jump and then clean the shit outta my locker. T.b.h. I honestly don't give a fuck about anything right now.... so anyway, you ready to do this jump?

You:
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I'm laughing out loud for real. That's why I come here everyday. Thank you bro
 

keone

WORLD WAR K aka Sensei ALMONDZ
International Member
You: Hello, I'm godofwine. I'll be jumping with you today. How are you?

Instructor: "My name's Trevor and I just got fired. They said go do this last jump and then clean the shit outta my locker. T.b.h. I honestly don't give a fuck about anything right now.... so anyway, you ready to do this jump?

You:
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:hmm:
 
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