You can't tell a pork chop from a chicken breast in that house! A steamed carrot has more flavor than the meat! Everything has WAY too much rosemary in it!
...this HAS to be fake!!! I pray to GOD on high PLEASE let this be fake!!!! Like my soul hurts after watching this bullshyt! There weren't any Parent Teacher Conferences where the teacher was like: 'You sons an idiot!!! He can't spell!"