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OmariAmaru

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Hamm......Mercy!!!!! Had a chick with the exact same build way back when. Young, smart ass hell, and cute. Used to call her my very own Tyra Banks. Was the doppelganger to that Sports Illustrated cover with her in a bikini. Problem was.....she was a devout 7 day Adventist and......was 3 months into my marriage. We would play, but wouldn't let me dive into her caramel goodness. New Years Eve Eve came and lo and behold! Said she was ready to give me what I wanted. Was happy than a pig in slop. Booked a room, planned on getting all the trappings for a rip roaring but romantic evening. Couldn't stop grinning like the Cheshire Cat with all the senerios playing in my head. About 2 hours later, she called my my desk phone. Snapping me out of my fantasy, I giddily answered. Said "Guess who just called me?" I joking said " I don't know...Jesus?" Said "No, your wife" Suffice it to say I never got the goods. Still to this day one of my biggest regrets
 
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