I just left the club and this chics ass to waist ratio was out of this world Son. I mean her ass was shakin all over the place. Soon as she ask me for a lap dance, I notice my joint was at attention. I looked in her face and all I could think was is 'Fugly'. That ain't right cause I'm not even pretentious like that Bro.
What A Brotha to Do Son? Can't get this chic outta my mind...Blue Onyx by the way.