They gave him Kanye time.

“18 yearrrrrs, 18 yearrrrs! All this just to find out it wasn’t RIIIIIGGED!”

“He ain’t nothin but a vote-rigger…

18 years, playa. Bet he didn’t
see that coming. He’d better sleep with one eye…..

News correspondent, Bgbtylvr has the story…
Today, justice was not
blind, as things went from
better to worse as Rhodes’ legal team took their
eye off the ball; delivering a weak defense for the embattled insurrectionist. Rhodes stood quietly, hoping to
patch things up with the judicial system after his roll in the Jan 6th insurrection that left a
black eye on the American election process. Some in attendance said his
tunnel vision derailed his hopes of being a free man. Right now he’s
laser-focused on an appeal of the ruling, sighting “I got my eye on an appeal!!” he blathered. Rhodes was stunned by the sentence and says he could only
see half the 18 years; the other half is a
blur. The judge did the, now-convicted, Rhodes no favors,
sighting seditious behavior and scolding him at times “LOOK AT ME!” said judge,
Keisha Ass-Goodbye. “I’m TRYING” Rhodes retorted.
Attorneys wanted the jury moved to the
right side of the courtroom, claiming an inability to get a fair trial with all the
astigmatism from the media—a
farsighted attempted the judge did not look favorably upon. Lead prosecutor, Jan Sikth put on a stellar case against Rhodes, leading to 18-years in the
eye of the law.
“Trump gon’ pardon me!” uttered Rhodes, walking into a wall as he exited the courtroom. Outside the courtroom the reactions were swift. “A fair sentence”, said juror
B. Lind Asabatt, “An eye for an eye!” Asian juror,
Kain Xi Xhit, said Rhodes showed no remorse. “Half the time, he wasn’t even look at us!” We’re certain the appeal will be based mainly on the jury makeup of ethnicities ridiculed by Rhodes and his hate group, like lead juror of Arab decent,
Hizzaz Izgrass, who hinted at a troublesome deliberation. The only black juror, an African immigrant,
Datwathisass Giitz sighted a possible
hung jury—which he mitigated in private with the 3 whites female jurors holding things up. They emerged 30-minutes later from the private session, limping slighting, one juror with her clothes disheveled, “He gave us eeeeverythang we need to change our minds. Black Lives Matter!”
Back to you, Jim.