BREAKING: U.S. fighter jets just intercepted an aircraft over Trump’s Mar-a-Lago airspace—because apparently, nobody reads FAA notices anymore.
This marks over 20 airspace intrusions near Trump’s Florida bunker since January.
Either civilian pilots are really bad at geography, or someone keeps testing the limits of NORAD’s patience.
F-16s had to fire off flares to get the pilot’s attention—because nothing says “bad day in the cockpit” like realizing a fighter jet is on your tail.
Security breaches, classified docs, golf outings—Mar-a-Lago stays chaotic.
What’s next?