he was brave enough to step up and fight for his constituency so he was proudly added to the ballot.Oh shit, wait, he's actually on the ballot.
VOTE TEN FOR HOUSE SPEAKER!
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I’m not voting for no Tethers
Voted Greta caused I love the chaos.
I'm going to beak this news myself. Someone called me threatening to disclose some of my personal business to my wife and to the press if I don't drop from the campaign. They claim that they have receipts and pictures.
Let me say this, I cannot and will not be blackmailed. In my backsliding days, I used run them streets something terrible. If I met a fine big bootied heaux, I'd grabbed my cape, some Chocolate Thai, some Pink Champale, and we were off to the seediest motel I could find.
Yes, I would buy her a two piece from Popeye's without batting an eye. And yes, I used to sleep with the gat under the pillow. And when I went to bathroom, I took the gat with me, because I don't trust heauxs.
So whomever called me... SCRAM!!! I don't fear you, because I'll tell on my damn self.
So There!
PsiBorg For Speaker... and I approve this mutha-fuckin' message!
Let me say this, I cannot and will not be blackmailed. In my backsliding days, I used run them streets something terrible. If I met a fine big bootied heaux, I'd grabbed my cape, some Chocolate Thai, some Pink Champale, and we were off to the seediest motel I could find.
Yes, I would buy her a two piece from Popeye's without batting an eye. And yes, I used to sleep with the gat under the pillow. And when I went to bathroom, I took the gat with me, because I don't trust heauxs.
So whomever called me... SCRAM!!! I don't fear you, because I'll tell on my damn self.
So There!
PsiBorg For Speaker... and I approve this mutha-fuckin' message!
I 4D, mathematician and doctor of meteorology think Ten is the best number. Therefore, he got my endorsement. My qualifications makes it factual and ultimately true that Ten is the best number.
However, if your name was Eleven. I wouldn’t endorse.
However, if your name was Eleven. I wouldn’t endorse.
I learnt Quid Pro Quo from McCarthy & trump
I like that
Quaid Pro Quo ...of course!QUAD Pro Quo around these parts
I’d ban BBL pictures and their posters….on day one.
You’ll move to force the President’s hand in signing an Executive Order mandating only Asian porn by produced and distributed in the US, and outlaw all sites that provide any forms of homegrown that don’t have an Asian female involved. We know your track record nigga.
I didn't resign at all. If you took it that way, that's on you. I'm probably the only candidate who told you the truth. But, if you want to vote for a candidate who'll tell you lies... I'm not your man.
I'm for real people who have real issues. I'm for real people who have real vices and real virtue.
I'd rather tell you the truth about my past and confront it myself; than to be blackmailed by one of these rapscallions. If you desire the status quo, then you have the opportunity to change your vote to a lesser candidate.
But, if you want someone who wont bow down to corporate interests, I'm that guy. Yeah, I may do a little trickin' if Crystal Westbrook comes near... but really, Bro... who wouldn't? I'm just sayin'.
@Entrepronegro come in here and vote for ten. You know how you do.
Sup fam good to see you,
Please make sure you vote in the ballot up top
I voted an all-BGOL ticket except @Entrepronegro because that fat bitch is already the size of a House.
FOH
Give me a chance
Why u not on the ballot bruh?
Why u not on the ballot bruh?
I'm a 3 time felon... kinsfolk
I'm willing to absolve your sins, excommunicate your enemies, and expunge your felonious activities if you would donate $1.00 to my campaign, which has to be paid in full in ninety nine years from now.
Arrangements can be made for certain requests....
You're the type of candidate that promises modern luxury vehicles and gives cats a bus pass.
No vote for you!!
Not true... Brother.
You're the type of candidate that promises modern luxury vehicles and gives cats a bus pass.
No vote for you!!
Be honest, when he said he wanted an Alaskan, did you picture whitey tighty, or did you picture an Inuit. If he wanted a whitey tighty then he should've said that.
If you want steak, say steak. If you want chicken, say chicken. Don't make me guess, because I'mma give you what you ask for if it's within' my power.
Write in for @killagram
Hmmmm... An honest politician.
Hell has frozen over.
This being BGOL, I expect my Alaskan hos to be of the Brazilian cut fully nude under a NorthFace Coat.
I like how you think, Bro.
I think we can throw in a Jacuzzi in the snow for a person who's so inclined to take advantage of such Alaskan tastes.