What’s your airport, icks?

Crackers smelling like 2 day old boiled hot dog water...at 6-7 in the morning. Meaning they just rolled outta bed after sweating, pissing, shitting and fucking all night, didn't wash their ass or face and brought they funky asses to the airport.....to sit in a confined space in very close proximity to other people. Incredible!
 
Idgaf about any of that. As long as there aren't delays and my vape cart that I smuggled in my checked bag aren't found, I'm super.
 
Change seats? How that happen?? As for the babies.........could be the air pressure. My ears go nuts when I fly. I have to constantly yawn to make my ears pop. If a child has a slight ear infection, I can't imagine the pain. When I was a kid, On a flight home from a vacation, I had an ear infection I think I got it from the pool. I had to go the hospital when we got off the plane.
 
Crackers smelling like 2 day old boiled hot dog water...at 6-7 in the morning. Meaning they just rolled outta bed after sweating, pissing, shitting and fucking all night, didn't wash their ass or face and brought they funky asses to the airport.....to sit in a confined space in very close proximity to other people. Incredible!
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Wash your muthafuking ass before you go anywhere.
 
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Wash your muthafuking ass before you go anywhere.
The wretched STENCH of unwashed White people is truly one of the most vile and sickening smells in the world. :puke:

Once that shit gets in my nose, I get nauseous and want to throw up. It's a stink for the ages. I couldn't imagine the pure horror and disgust of being trapped on a plane and sitting next to a funky White man or woman...:scared:
 

Gonna take a min...for all the good white folks to realize they put a psychotic maniac in pwr...Just like ole times..

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It has to be the huge increase in dogs at the airport. White folks are fucking mentally wrecked. This emotional support dog shit has gone way too far. Big ass golden retrievers boarding planes and shit. It's out of control.
I saw one in a restaurant tonight(German shepherd) and thought about getting one myself, but that dog has to go everywhere with me and I don't need one that bad.
 
People touching me. Was flying from Korea and it's a long ass flight. Fell asleep and this damn old woman had her head on my shoulder. I shrugged her off my shoulder and she started laughing. I wanted to slap her but had to keep my cool.
 
I flew Southwest one time and that shit was too confusing to me. When do I board? What section am I in? I just pick any seat? Anybody can sit next to me? I said I said never again. I rather know what going on and pay the extra.
The shit isn't that complicated, pimp
 
The shit isn't that complicated, pimp
I'm sure I could figure it out, but as I stated earlier, I'm just trying to spend the least amount of time at the airport. The whole experience is annoying, so I'll pay extra to been in and out quicker. If I can avoid a layover I will, etc. Whatever is the fastest and least complicated process I'll do it. From what I understand SW just ditched that bus system anyway maybe I'll try em out again.
 
I don't understand why people rush to get up when we touch down. You ain't going anywhere until it's your turn. I sit there until the aisle before me starts to leave.
especially the mufuckas from the middle to the back of the plane.
actin like they bout to mow thru. i be like mufucka sit yo ass down. aint goin nowhere for about 15 more minutes......lol
 
I don't understand why people rush to get up when we touch down. You ain't going anywhere until it's your turn. I sit there until the aisle before me starts to leave.
Now this I can 100% agree on. Dudes standing for 5 minutes under the overhead storage like this
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