I would be trying to get Serena pregnant no bullshittin.
What kind of fuck do female celebs look like???
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Always believed Angela Bassett is quietly a closet freak. Will be classy as hell when she's out with you but if you jump through the hoops and DON'T SAY ANYTHING STUPID, she will fuck your brains out when she finally lets you hit it.
speaking of anal..since she admits to liking it in real life..
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Ellen Barkin 
Would do anything to please her man.
Seems like she would like it rough and would fuck anywhere if the opportunity presents itself. Also seems like the romantic type too.
Edit: Also seems like the type to show you off to her MILF friends, who are also fucking on the side.
Would do anything to please her man.
Seems like she would like it rough and would fuck anywhere if the opportunity presents itself. Also seems like the romantic type too.
Edit: Also seems like the type to show you off to her MILF friends, who are also fucking on the side.
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Always believed Angela Bassett is quietly a closet freak. Will be classy as hell when she's out with you but if you jump through the hoops and DON'T SAY ANYTHING STUPID, she will fuck your brains out when she finally lets you hit it.
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Ellen Barkin
Would do anything to please her man.
Seems like she would like it rough and would fuck anywhere if the opportunity presents itself. Also seems like the romantic type too.
We Playin Massa Wife Got Caught Outside Behind the Stables to Close to the Slaves Quarters After Dark......The Safety Word is Reparations
Man I know it's my dumb ass fault but I'm too honest. Right before I was about to have sex with my girl,she was in The shower and I'm reading this damn thread. She comes out all lathered up and shit and says," you ready?" I go, "You better not be a Beyonce!" she asked me what does that mean and I showed her the thread. She down stairs pouting and shit, even though I told her I don't want no whore for a wife! Shits hilarious!
elizabeth hasselbeck
probably does have that"repressed conservative" way about her
probably does have that"repressed conservative" way about her
Ellen Barkin
Would do anything to please her man.
Seems like she would like it rough and would fuck anywhere if the opportunity presents itself. Also seems like the romantic type too.
Lol @ the goat weed.
We Playin Massa Wife Got Caught Outside Behind the Stables to Close to the Slaves Quarters After Dark......The Safety Word is Reparations
Another woman that you gotta bring your A game with. Knows she is premium pussy and won't tolerate any one half assing it. Won't suck your dick during the first session BUT YOU BETTER eat the pussy on the first session.
Also rolls with some hard core thugs and may call them on you if you nut too quick or say something stupid.
Also rumored to be cool with someone that has even bigger group of hard core dudes:
RIHANNA
Lotta shit talkin...fuck this pussy, smack my ass, go deeper! yak yak yak..it would be annoying if she didn't throw it as good as she talks it. She's an islander chick so anal is in play. Sucks and swallows..VERY ORAL. Favorite position is to squat down on the dick. She knows the visual is incredible to a guy and makes her feel powerful over you all the while calling you all kinds of motherfuckers. The Barbadian accent is more pronounced when she's relaxed and fucking good. The only real problem with Rihanna is the shit talking and name calling doesn't stop in the bedroom.
IMO - like most girls I've dealt with under 27 - she still growing into her sexuality... she is probably into anal, because the people that broke her in the industry are into anal, but I doubt she has learned true skills (ala supahead) yet and doesn't know the difference between making love and fucking... I think she will eventually find spiritual sexuality (tantra etc...) and will be open to it. Right now - hard fucking choking biting and slapping is on the menu. Be a little sadistic with an imagination she's yours... let her get the upper hand on you and she'll be bored quick.
PINK
Pink seems to be ordinary in the sack but doggy with choking play from behind turns her on. Typical white chick with rape fantasies. Lotta moaning and squealing and she's down for the parked car/public bathroom quickies.
I disagree on ordinary, Pink understands pain and I think she will respond strongly to pleasure mixed with pain... I think she knows how to fuck and fucks hard... likes tenderness occasionally, but really prefers it rough - only likes to experiment someone she trusts...
HALLE BERRY
Halle looks like the slow fuck/"love making" type. You gotta take your time and do a lot of caressing with her. Ear nibbling while grinding in that pussy wins her over big time. You gotta let her set the tempo or she'll feel used and make it apparent.
I disagree here too... I think Halle is batshit crazy and lacks self awareness, but she is only unedited after she feels comfortable with you or has you locked in - but at first she will be on good behavior, hiding the crazy, measuring you up, paying attention and throwing you the best pussy of your life... however you like it, anyway you want her.
After she feels you're locked in - she's a selfish lover, and start the crazy mood swings, etc...
Lotta shit talkin...fuck this pussy, smack my ass, go deeper! yak yak yak..it would be annoying if she didn't throw it as good as she talks it. She's an islander chick so anal is in play. Sucks and swallows..VERY ORAL. Favorite position is to squat down on the dick. She knows the visual is incredible to a guy and makes her feel powerful over you all the while calling you all kinds of motherfuckers. The Barbadian accent is more pronounced when she's relaxed and fucking good. The only real problem with Rihanna is the shit talking and name calling doesn't stop in the bedroom.
IMO - like most girls I've dealt with under 27 - she still growing into her sexuality... she is probably into anal, because the people that broke her in the industry are into anal, but I doubt she has learned true skills (ala supahead) yet and doesn't know the difference between making love and fucking... I think she will eventually find spiritual sexuality (tantra etc...) and will be open to it. Right now - hard fucking choking biting and slapping is on the menu. Be a little sadistic with an imagination she's yours... let her get the upper hand on you and she'll be bored quick.
PINK
Pink seems to be ordinary in the sack but doggy with choking play from behind turns her on. Typical white chick with rape fantasies. Lotta moaning and squealing and she's down for the parked car/public bathroom quickies.
I disagree on ordinary, Pink understands pain and I think she will respond strongly to pleasure mixed with pain... I think she knows how to fuck and fucks hard... likes tenderness occasionally, but really prefers it rough - only likes to experiment someone she trusts...
HALLE BERRY
Halle looks like the slow fuck/"love making" type. You gotta take your time and do a lot of caressing with her. Ear nibbling while grinding in that pussy wins her over big time. You gotta let her set the tempo or she'll feel used and make it apparent.
I disagree here too... I think Halle is batshit crazy and lacks self awareness, but she is only unedited after she feels comfortable with you or has you locked in - but at first she will be on good behavior, hiding the crazy, measuring you up, paying attention and throwing you the best pussy of your life... however you like it, anyway you want her.
After she feels you're locked in - she's a selfish lover, and start the crazy mood swings, etc...
MICHELLE OBAMA
Pure old skool... on her back missionary with your arm hooked under the right thigh to pull it up so you can get in deeper. You look at her and her heads back and eyes closed cuz she's in 7th heaven. The type of sista to have just a little perspiration on her temples and in her cleavage so you know its gettin good to her. In doggy she's arching the back so you gotta hit it froggy style. Lotta old skool moaning and humming and when she cums the legs shake and she buries her face in your chest.
She's not super adventurous but date night is the shit when you set it up.
Pure old skool... on her back missionary with your arm hooked under the right thigh to pull it up so you can get in deeper. You look at her and her heads back and eyes closed cuz she's in 7th heaven. The type of sista to have just a little perspiration on her temples and in her cleavage so you know its gettin good to her. In doggy she's arching the back so you gotta hit it froggy style. Lotta old skool moaning and humming and when she cums the legs shake and she buries her face in your chest.
She's not super adventurous but date night is the shit when you set it up.
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tara strong (voice actress)
tell her to do her Harley Quinn voice while getting it from the back
jennifer hale
(talking in FemShepard's voice while on top lol)
jessica chobot
challenge her to a game of,say,Guitar Hero..for every note she misses she has to strip
tell her to do her Harley Quinn voice while getting it from the back
jennifer hale
(talking in FemShepard's voice while on top lol)
jessica chobot
challenge her to a game of,say,Guitar Hero..for every note she misses she has to strip
elizabeth hasselbeck
probably does have that"repressed conservative" way about her
Probably a freak. As annoying as she is she better be. I don't know if you saw how she reacted when LL Cool J was lifting her up but she's probably into that shit in the bedroom.
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She's the talkative yet wispering type, the "do you like this pussy baby?" type.
You respond goofily and simpishly "UHh Huh "
She's the quiet but strong slow deep and intimate METHODICAL grinder, she only wants "balls deep" fucking. She won't get off the bone until she climaxes.
She's an average fuck and kinda inexperienced in hetero sex, BUT She's the "make you bust quick because you love her so much" type. The sex feels like it's the best you ever had but in reality it's not...
She's a marathon fucker, deep sucker that loves missionary. If you can't put in at least 3 hours a session she won't call you back. She'll strip you of your sexual self confidence if your not "careful"...
You respond goofily and simpishly "UHh Huh "
She's the quiet but strong slow deep and intimate METHODICAL grinder, she only wants "balls deep" fucking.
She won't get off the bone until she climaxes.
She's an average fuck and kinda inexperienced in hetero sex, BUT She's the "make you bust quick because you love her so much" type. The sex feels like it's the best you ever had but in reality it's not...
She's a marathon fucker, deep sucker that loves missionary. If you can't put in at least 3 hours a session she won't call you back. She'll strip you of your sexual self confidence if your not "careful"...
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Shit... I don't know bout nobody else... but that Beyonce description made her even more attractive to me. Not so much with the missionary shit. But the handjob under te table & overcoat with panties at the office stuff. Fuck... yea she would stay knocked. Career and slammin body be damned. I would Partridge family the fuck out that pussy. 100
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SOFIA VERGARA
I get the feeling Sofia likes a lot of eye contact. There isn't too much non face to face fucking for her. She likes to look her man in the eyes as he drilling her deep. Not too much noise either all you hear in the room is the bed springs and rhythmic heavy breathing. If there is verbalization its in desperate whispers. Sofia matches passion for passion so every stroke you make she's strokin back
JESSICA BIEL
Fun party girl fuck. After hitting a few bars and clubs and dancing her fine ass off you go back to the spot and start making out like teenagers. Theres a lot of giggling and joking as your both fumbling to get out of the clothes but once nekkid its on! Jessica rides cowgirl like she's a jockey at Preakness. And she likes to taste herself so she'll tell you to pull out so she can suck off her juices. Better hope you don't have an off night with her becuz once she gets going its going to be a while.
I get the feeling Sofia likes a lot of eye contact. There isn't too much non face to face fucking for her. She likes to look her man in the eyes as he drilling her deep. Not too much noise either all you hear in the room is the bed springs and rhythmic heavy breathing. If there is verbalization its in desperate whispers. Sofia matches passion for passion so every stroke you make she's strokin back
JESSICA BIEL
Fun party girl fuck. After hitting a few bars and clubs and dancing her fine ass off you go back to the spot and start making out like teenagers. Theres a lot of giggling and joking as your both fumbling to get out of the clothes but once nekkid its on! Jessica rides cowgirl like she's a jockey at Preakness. And she likes to taste herself so she'll tell you to pull out so she can suck off her juices. Better hope you don't have an off night with her becuz once she gets going its going to be a while.
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since she already done gone crazy she might as well get a "crazy fuck"
JESSICA BIEL
Fun party girl fuck. After hitting a few bars and clubs and dancer her fine ass off you go back to the spot and start making out like teenagers. Theres a lot of giggling and joking as your both fumbling to get out of the clothes but once nekkid its on! Jessica rides cowgirl like she's a jockey at Preakness. And she likes to taste herself so she'll tell you to pull out so she can suck off her juices. Better hope you don't have an off night with her becuz once she gets going its going to be a while.
so thats probably why justin timberlake about to wife her up
looks like a experienced riiider!! oooo,I just know she's a Freak with a capital "F" when she's on top
looks like a boring lay,but just to say I did it. Does'nt look like it would take much to put Ms.Gellar to bed. I would also beat with my pinky on my right hand out
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i dont blame ryan reynolds for wifing her up lol
You ever look at a chick and sometimes fantasize or theorize what kind of fuck she's be? Lets do that with female celebs...
first up....
BEYONCE
for all the sexiness, thickness and hotness she exudes...I really get the feeling that Beyonce is just ordinary in the sack. She may not have a issue giving head but you've had better. And there's no swinging from the chandeliers either just straight up missionary, doggy and cowgirl. Every once in a blue moon she'll give a hand job under the table at a restaurant or she'll show up to your office dressed in a overcoat and naughty underwear but thats the freakiest she'll go. And now that she's a mother that only makes things more ordinary.
Beyonce is just your average lay.
JANET JACKSON
Janet seems to be into chicks more than guys but she wants the sausage there just so she doesn't feel like a total dyke. FFM threesomes more often than not and more attention will be on the girl than you. Unless youre into watching girl on girl live and hanging around a lot of homosexuals in general you'll feel like a spectator more than a participant in the bedroom with her. When you do actually have sex with her its all gentle and slow unless she feels nasty then its shit she'll wanna do to YOU.
I don't know man, Beyonce average? I'd bet a paycheck sexually she's well above average. She stays fit and with her energy level no way is she average. Beyonce will bring it.
I think you're way off on Janet. Janet's been married how many times? I know its at least twice plus she's dated countless other guys. Seems to me she stays in search of dick and doesn't strike me as the type willing to share her man at anytime.
FFM is that your fantasy? I like it too but I doubt that's Janet's thing.
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Janet the Bisexual: Janet's been setting off the gaydar for a while, now; some of her songs touch on the subject of S/M play and bisexuality, but she's outright denied the rumors. When she was asked why she thought people pegged her as liking ladies, she said that like Oprah and Alicia Keys, "Maybe because it's just that we're strong women. I don't know. Maybe they want to put something else behind it because of the strength. Like, you can't be a woman and be strong, and there has to be something else to it. "
Or maybe people think she's bisexual because she tells Ebony magazine that she falls asleep with some of her female dancers and sometimes kisses them? "No, I am not bisexual. I have been linked with dancers in our group because we are so close. I grew up in a big family. I love being affectionate. I love intimacy and I am not afraid to show it. We fall asleep in each other's arms. We hug, we kiss, but there is nothing beyond that."
http://www.popeater.com/2009/11/16/janet-jackson-rumors-pregnant-daughter-married/
only the jacksons can say some shit like that..Michael talking about he sleeps with kids (not his own) in his bed and its "completely innocent" and Janet sleeps, hugs and kisses her female dancers and its "completely innocent"
yeah you can believe that if you want patnah
JESSICA ALBA
Jessica is a multi room fuck. You may start off in the livingroom but before you know it youve picked her up and fucked her in the kitchen, bathroom, hallway and bedroom. Youve fucked her everywhere but the bed. mostly upright against the wall or bent over some furniture. The booty's off limits but she like loads on her face porn style every once in while.
MILA KUNIS
Bendy fuck.. you can get thru half the kamasutra with this chick. Legs can go back behind the ears..but sitting upright face to face is her favorite position.
CHERYL BURKE
You gotta manhandle Cheryl. While she is an instructor and is used to giving commands in real dance competitions she's following the male dancer's lead. That means getting a lot of hard gripping and flipping and following his lead. She's like that in the sack. Position changes have got to be YOUR idea not her's. Spread those thighs in missionary, grab those hips hard in doggy, don't tell her to turn over TURN HER OVER YOURSELF. She''ll go along with it like it was the Paso Doble.
Jessica is a multi room fuck. You may start off in the livingroom but before you know it youve picked her up and fucked her in the kitchen, bathroom, hallway and bedroom. Youve fucked her everywhere but the bed. mostly upright against the wall or bent over some furniture. The booty's off limits but she like loads on her face porn style every once in while.
MILA KUNIS
Bendy fuck.. you can get thru half the kamasutra with this chick. Legs can go back behind the ears..but sitting upright face to face is her favorite position.
CHERYL BURKE
You gotta manhandle Cheryl. While she is an instructor and is used to giving commands in real dance competitions she's following the male dancer's lead. That means getting a lot of hard gripping and flipping and following his lead. She's like that in the sack. Position changes have got to be YOUR idea not her's. Spread those thighs in missionary, grab those hips hard in doggy, don't tell her to turn over TURN HER OVER YOURSELF. She''ll go along with it like it was the Paso Doble.
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