what's a POLITE way to not tell people your age?

sharkbait28

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I have the same "problem"... being like 35 and looking a good decade younger. I tell these young ass broads my actual age, no one gives a fuck. I was feeling some type of way one night (ie drunk as fuck) and told this girl that she could count the rings on my dick if she wanted to find out :lol:
 

DirtyCake

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Exactly. To a forum that consists of mostly men too.

When I was 19, someone asked if I was the grandfather of my daughter. I knew I was funny looking, but that was harsh.
How can you have a daughter when you have only had sex with your father? #mindfuck
 

DirtyCake

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It's only an issue when the nigga's trying to holla at the ladies here
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High school girls go to the club? :smh:
 

killagram

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In my early 30's look like I'm in my mid 20's depending on who you ask, I get asked my age A LOT. This shit is so annoying, from co-workers to random people I just meet, hoes @ the club within mins of a convo etc. Ppl are so fuckin nosey like why the fuck do they care so much? I get asked this shit at least a few times a month or week depending how many people I interact with...How the fuck do I deflect that shit without coming off as rude and not lying?

Shit..who gives a fuck...what the fuck u hiding...nobody ever asks me and if they did
I would tell em...ain't no bish in my blood..brah
 

Famous1

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You fuck both so I know it don't matter to you slurp nuts, fuck out my thread :hmm:
Yeah . .fuck me too cause I think this some hoe shit.... I should of stuck with my first mind and not opened this thread..:roflmao3:

Grown me upset cause people asking their age..whats next.. mad cause a nicca got on the same color shirt as you?...lol...
I'll leave your thread now...:giggle:
 

Ill Paragraph

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Peace,

It ain't a big deal I just don't like ppl all up in my biz like that especially when I first meet you within 5-10 mins of "light" conversation

You said you look young so they're probably just trying to determine if they're fucking with a grown man, that's all.
 

bwb

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Reply quickly, matter of factly, and slightly confidently with your actual age. Doing anything else just lets people know that you are not in your early 20s and are insecure about that. Conversely, if anyone dodges your question, you now know this much about them.
 

CrucialOne

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Man, I feel you. I enjoy fucking with people regarding my age. I win that silly as carnival game where you give the dude a couple bucks to guess your age all the fuccin' time. I'm 48, but people think I'm in my late 20s early 30s. When my wife(who has lots of grey hair) and I(have no grey) go out someone will ask her if I'm her son. Shit is annoying and flattering at the same time. My wife says that the next time they say that shit she's going to put her tongue down my throat and say that I've been an obedient son. I'm waiting for this just to see the reactions.:D

Now, to answer your question. There is no easy way. Just tell'em (what they already know) black don't crack!!!:)
 

godofwine

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Are you a man or a woman? Men generally don't care about their age. Women on the other hand have a very fragile shelf life so they're always uncomfortable about revealing. I'm 46, born in 1970 and I don't care who knows.
Same here. I'm 39, I'll be 40 in a month. Don't give a shit who knows. I got a baby face, and I look better once I lose his weight. I haven't shaved since I got out of the military in 2007 and I still don't have a beard
 

DirtyCake

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Man, I feel you. I enjoy fucking with people regarding my age. I win that silly as carnival game where you give the dude a couple bucks to guess your age all the fuccin' time. I'm 48, but people think I'm in my late 20s early 30s. When my wife(who has lots of grey hair) and I(have no grey) go out someone will ask her if I'm her son. Shit is annoying and flattering at the same time. My wife says that the next time they say that shit she's going to put her tongue down my throat and say that I've been an obedient son. I'm waiting for this just to see the reactions.:D

Now, to answer your question. There is no easy way. Just tell'em (what they already know) black don't crack!!!:)
I know right and damn you got no greys @ 48 you blessed brother :thumbsup:
 

bajanbadman

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It ain't a big deal I just don't like ppl all up in my biz like that especially when I first meet you within 5-10 mins of "light" conversation
asking someone's age is light conversation. what does it matter? it's right up there with getting someone's name
 

TooTrilla

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Are you a man or a woman? Men generally don't care about their age. Women on the other hand have a very fragile shelf life so they're always uncomfortable about revealing. I'm 46, born in 1970 and I don't care who knows.
This. What man cares about someone asking them their age?
 

mrdiego2020

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Are you a man or a woman? Men generally don't care about their age. Women on the other hand have a very fragile shelf life so they're always uncomfortable about revealing. I'm 46, born in 1970 and I don't care who knows.
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Camille

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Tell them you lost track centuries ago and laugh it off.

that's exactly how u suppose to respond.. i love doing that to broads cause they always think i'm younger so when i hit them with my real age they be like yeah rite get the fuck outta here..than when i start using certain phrases they go ok ur not lying..that actually becomes an interesting convo in itself and can lead into pussy

I tend to only ask men their ages when they say something that sounds profoundly wise or extremely ignorant for the age they appear.
 
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