"Why don't you stay home and do your shitting?"

[stizz3000]

i will neeeeeeeever forget the day I was this close to wrapping up an interview for a job and the hiring manager told me that they needed me to hand over the user name and password to my social media accounts....I laughed in his face and told him no as I walked out. I cant believe people agree to this shit

 

[Deezz]

i will neeeeeeeever forget the day I was this close to wrapping up an interview for a job and the hiring manager told me that they needed me to hand over the user name and password to my social media accounts....I laughed in his face and told him no as I walked out. I cant believe people agree to this shit

What the fuck?! That should be illegal to ask for that kind of information.

 

[Soul On Ice]

McDonald's be tripping

 

[pookie]

3 White folks i work with be running a train on our 1 stall shitter. Start at 8 and shit all day.

Man I HATE work shitters, it’s like they wait until they get to work to take a shit, stinking up the place . I don’t see how they do it, I always feel like I HAVE TO take a shower after a take a dump so I always do it in the morning. I’ve only taken a shit 2 times at a job in 20 years and i felt unclean the whole rest of the time I was there

 

[stizz3000]

What the fuck?! That should be illegal to ask for that kind of information.

It was only a help desk position too......everyone told me I should dime them out. I didnt care

 

[pookie]

I do NOT ADD ANYONE FROM WORK... PERIOD... UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES. SORRY... NOT SORRY

‘’Everybody that has sent me a friend request who is in management at my job is still waiting to be added then the next day you see them looking at you crazy like “why hasn’t he accepted my request”.,, man fuck that

 

[Rembrandt Brown]

Free Black Mirror idea: An alarm goes off if a biometric scanner in the stall door detects you've expelled 90% of your waste but you're still sitting there 30 seconds later.

 

[Rembrandt Brown]

 

[Race Harley]

I wish a motherfucker would!

That's not even company policy, that's a nosy motherfucker trying to get into your business.

 

[Akata King]

I wish a motherfucker would!

That's not even company policy, that's a nosy motherfucker trying to get into your business.

Or some company that is all about show.

 

[Rembrandt Brown]

Now they want to make sure that you're not spending too much time shitting at home.

Employers, intent on maintaining their workplace authority, are turning to Orwellian technological means to block employees from gaining even an iota of autonomy. Software makers such as InterGuard, Time Doctor, Teramind, VeriClock, innerActiv, ActivTrak, and Hubstaff have seen increased demand since the beginning of the pandemic. Each provides minute-by-minute, keystroke-by-keystroke monitoring as workers complete tasks in what should be the privacy of their own homes. Each also provides bosses with “productivity metrics,” including how often a worker is sending emails.​

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For some companies, even on-camera Zoom meetings haven’t been enough surveillance. They took advantage of the software’s “attention tracking” feature, which allowed bosses to see when a participant had navigated away from the meeting for more than thirty seconds. After widespread outcry about the feature — which could be turned on without workers’ knowledge — Zoom discontinued it earlier this month.​

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Still, businesses have plenty of autocratic tricks up their sleeves. And the effect of all these measures is to make employees feel, if anything, more closely monitored than they would in a physical workplace. “Jane,” an anonymous source quoted by Vox’s Recode and an employee of a company that spies on her with the ominously named TeamViewer software, reports that she can barely “stand up and stretch” without worrying that TeamViewer will log her out for being idle or that her boss will send a “check-in email.”​

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Alison Green of the website Ask a Manager says she’s heard from multiple people that their employers have asked them to stay logged in to a video conference call the entire workday day so that they’re constantly on camera. Axos Financial sent an email to its employees warning that not only were their keystrokes being logged but a random screenshot would be captured every ten minutes to ensure they’re on task.​

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Your Boss Is Spying on You

With millions of people now working from their homes, frantic bosses are buying high-tech surveillance software to track their employees’ every keystroke. It’s the latest example of how capitalism is built on employer despotism.

jacobinmag.com

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[BGLR1212000]

Bro hell nah thats worse than being in an office.

 

[Rembrandt Brown]

 

[Rembrandt Brown]

"I know if may seem obvious, or like something you shouldn’t need to coach, but please be explicit when communicating the message that they CANNOT poop, or leave bottles of urine inside bags."

https://theintercept.com/2021/03/25/amazon-drivers-pee-bottles-union/

 

[crossovernegro]

lol.... they need to talk to Larry David:

Capitalism vs crappers, there is no refuge:

 

[Rembrandt Brown]

"He's the richest man in the world and they're timing your bathroom breaks!"

 

[Costanza]

 

[Costanza]

I wish a motherfucker would!

That's not even company policy, that's a nosy motherfucker trying to get into your business.