Will it bother you if your employer does not honor your retirement ?

[DJ]

I am sitting here in my office reading a rant email from a coworker because he just found out that my company is no longer giving out retirement plaques.
I am laughing my ass off !!!
I am really thinking, you are about to collect upwards of 14k a month, never have to work again, and you are bitching about a plaque ?
I want to walk down the hall and go smack the shit out of him !
And yes he is a CAC

 

[Coldchi]

He said fuck that check..................i want a trophy to go up on top of the fireplace......

He's lucky he hasnt had to spend 30 years working at Burger King and get a bag of M&Ms as a parting gift.

 

[EPDC]

Sheeeit..... minus whale hit up Trophy Depot or the local trophy spot and make your own lolz.

 

[woodchuck]

I tried to talk my job out of doing something for me on 4/18, but they hit me with the "It's not for you, it's for us!" routine , so, it is what it is.

 

[DJ]

He said fuck that check..................i want a trophy to go up on top of the fireplace......

He's lucky he hasnt had to spend 30 years working at Burger King and get a bag of M&Ms as a parting gift.

Bro, Im sitting here like what the fuck ???
He is official out date is in July, but he is leaving next week, using sick / vacation time.
I wanted to reply to the email fuck that plaque, Ill buy you one if I could leave this bitch next week.

 

[DJ]

My secretary just came in and asked me if I seen the email, I said yes I did.
She said "Is he for real ?" I am like, apparently.
She asked me if I am going to want a plaque when I leave, I said no I just want to leave.

 

[DJ]

I tried to talk my job out of doing something for me on 4/18, but they hit me with the "It's not for you, it's for us!" routine , so, it is what it is.

Damn bro, that shit is right around the corner, a matter of weeks !!!
Congrats fam !!!

 

[woodchuck]

Damn bro, that shit is right around the corner, a matter of weeks !!!
Congrats fam !!!

Thanks! Day before my birthday.

 

[34real]

Someone that will be missed might get one or a party on the job if they give a fuck.

My parents didn't say shit,just cleaned out their lockers and that's what got people to talking but it was too late to plan some big goodbye party but someone did run out and buy my mother a sheet cake.

My old man said he didn't say nothing cause he didn't have to,managment is good for telling shit good and or bad.

Months before you get ready to leave some shit goes on and your name gets mixed up in it....that's what you don't want.

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

@DJ


Go down the hall and smack the shit outta his dumb ass.


Tell him to not focus so much on the plaque, and instead be concerned about tartar, gingivitis, periodontitis, etc.


That $14k a month pension is nice though!

 

[DC_Dude]

I tried to talk my job out of doing something for me on 4/18, but they hit me with the "It's not for you, it's for us!" routine , so, it is what it is.

Congrats fam....don't party too hard! LOL

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

Sheeeit..... minus whale hit up Trophy Depot or the local trophy spot and make your own lolz.

https://www.trophydepot.com/Plaques/C3_1

https://www.trophydepot.com/Plaques/C3_1?srsltid=AfmBOoq7_sr6Ih8qeARPOfVrbeyHYT3HK9_9-kCCwJZnNOTyjs6pUV5D

https://www.trophydepot.com/

 

[Pack Rat]

Fake bullshit....begging my to stay another year being the only person of color, putting up with all that BS....... when 3 o'clock hit, I was....

 

[DJ]

@DJ


Go down the hall and smack the shit outta his dumb ass.


Tell him to not focus so much on the plaque, and instead be concerned about tartar, gingivitis, periodontitis, etc.


That $14k a month pension is nice though!

Im fucking dying!!!!

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

Im fucking dying!!!!

As soon as I saw the word plaque ... I had to say something.


* Had a dental appt this morning, lol.

 

[woodchuck]

Congrats fam....don't party too hard! LOL

We're actually in Panama right now. We'll be back in Atlanta Sunday, and then, we move to Panama for good at the end of April.

 

[DC_Dude]

We're actually in Panama right now. We'll be back in Atlanta Sunday, and then, we move to Panama for good at the end of April.

 

[Helico-pterFunk]

We're actually in Panama right now. We'll be back in Atlanta Sunday, and then, we move to Panama for good at the end of April.

Panamanian homegrown honeys on the way in BGOL threads.


Thanks in advance, WC.


Early congrats on the retirement ahead.

 

[DJ]

We're actually in Panama right now. We'll be back in Atlanta Sunday, and then, we move to Panama for good at the end of April.

Fam I wanna be like you when I grow up !!!

My kids strictly forbid me from moving away from here, apparently they think I am supposed to pay for college.