Will Smith just slapped the fuck out of Chris Rock (update) Will banned for 10 years from Oscars
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Gaaaaaaad damn! If feel like that August morning when I got home from like a 16 hour day to learn Deuce had outed Blunt 12 hours before. Pages piling up before I even finish my post.
I'm at page 15 of 18 pages and no-one has said it yet, so let me: 250 pages, easy...
Two, it's a joke. You take a premise, twist it and introduce a punch line. Jada's bald. She's an actress. GI Jane. It was coming.
Three. You let another dude fuck your wife. But he can't make a mild joke about her being bald.
Four: A slap with no warning is a bitch move. Stealing on a man is a bitch move. With Wobble Wobble, you gets one warning: "That's enough."
Even better, If I'm Will, and I really am offended, I say from the from the audience: "That's enough. Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth or I will slap/punch/stomp you on national television. Move on to another joke, Chris."
Five. It was national television. Will gonna spend some time in The Towers...
I'm at page 15 of 18 pages and no-one has said it yet, so let me: 250 pages, easy...
Two, it's a joke. You take a premise, twist it and introduce a punch line. Jada's bald. She's an actress. GI Jane. It was coming.
Three. You let another dude fuck your wife. But he can't make a mild joke about her being bald.
Four: A slap with no warning is a bitch move. Stealing on a man is a bitch move. With Wobble Wobble, you gets one warning: "That's enough."
Even better, If I'm Will, and I really am offended, I say from the from the audience: "That's enough. Keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth or I will slap/punch/stomp you on national television. Move on to another joke, Chris."
Five. It was national television. Will gonna spend some time in The Towers...
...See man, that's why nobody can take yo ass anywhere! Some times I just want to chill and yo ass would have me fighting to whole damn whatever cause you felt disrespected! You can't go to a comedy club and want to fight the comedian!
At an NBA game, the ball accidentally hits @killagram nacho's and now we got Malic at the Palace II
UFC fight (not the best place to take @killagram) Conor McGregor flipped the bird in @killagram general direction so now the whole fcuking octagon has to go down Conor's throat!
Good for Will. Any man who stands idly by while another man publicly makes fun of his wife's affliction is not a man. You just don't go there and Chris Rock should known that.
Preach brah...Preach..let these Gimps know.. brah
Will smith enter the stage music
The Academy Awards producers are probably gleefully jacking up prices for 30 second ad spots for the 2023 Oscars.... and putting together the seating arrangements:
Cardi B next to Tomi Lahren
Isaiah Washington next to Patrick Dempsy
Mel Gibson next to unknown guy (who happens to be ex-Mossad)
David Letterman next to Jay Leno
Kim Catrall next to Sarah Jessica Parker
The Rock next to Vin Diesel
Cardi B next to Tomi Lahren
Isaiah Washington next to Patrick Dempsy
Mel Gibson next to unknown guy (who happens to be ex-Mossad)
David Letterman next to Jay Leno
Kim Catrall next to Sarah Jessica Parker
The Rock next to Vin Diesel
I ain't gone lie..I stay in this type of shit..I was in a pool hall last night.. and they had to restrain...nigga kept trick rolling the dice.. kinsfolk
Lmaoooo
Good for Will. Any man who stands idly by while another man publicly makes fun of his wife's affliction is not a man. You just don't go there and Chris Rock should known that.
Dog people JUST found out about Jada's "affliction"! Just cause she puts that shyt on her piece of shyt show doesn't mean EVERYBODY knows what is going on.
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context. you are famous, and a comedian on stage and you there to watch a show?
6..Chris Rock got bitch slapped...and didn't press charges His Career is over FOREVER..brah
Okay, that is good! By all means go BearApe on a motherfcuker that is fcukin around. A comedian ain't the same thing. You can't go to a comedy club sit front row with a sequenced turban expecting not to catch jokes.
Say something...about my woman..I'm jumping on stage.. and beating the dog shit out you..Every security company in Jackson, Ms 39212..has dealt with Bearilla..Aka Killamyne..my temper is shawt.. brah
Why do you think Dave put that weight on! You ain't rushing me while I'm on the stage!!!
I think you're right. If it wasn't staged, Will is losing his mind and becoming a bully
Yessa...it is what I do...I fight everywhere...banks, chuuch..clubs, weddings.. concerts....Fuck with me publicly..GET YO ASS WHIPPED PUBLICLY...JACKKK
Fuck that... Doing it in front of a white audience is totally irrelevant. Rather than being upset about that you should be glad to see a black man stand tall and publicly defend the honor of his wife. And as far as it not being the first time Chris has joked about Jada, I bet it'll be the last time, at least in front of Will.
He can come hang with the Killamayne..I been crazy..I'm certified and verified a manic depressive lunatic...jackkk
It’s open season for Will and Chris. All of 2022 is locked. Good luck to Will though because mofos got material for days.
Dudes have gotten a lot more than slapped for talking about other men's wives. Chris Rock is from Brooklyn and he knows the code.
Rock knows if he went to Bushwick and started going in on dudes wives, especially if they're sick, what would happen.
Rock knows if he went to Bushwick and started going in on dudes wives, especially if they're sick, what would happen.
Now everyone saying she shouldve slapped the Oscar producers for both not inviting her as well as snubbing her from the Best Actress nomination 
