nigga got andy dufresne...morgan freeman voice in the background.."i'd like to say andy fought the sisters off and he fought a good fight but this is prison and not every story ends well"
It ain't supposed to be funny but

I can HEAR Morgan Freeman's voice.
But for real. I'd rather fight on my feet than die on my knees. Ain't no way a man is taking my ass. No Fucking Way. Motherfucker could have one of those gattling guns and I STILL would be like - RUSH 'EM. Either I'm dying or he is.
Plus, when I'm driving, I'm ever vigilant. My head is on a swivel in the really bad areas. I watch out for the Santino Corleone, basically don't pull up too close to the car in front of me at a red light and always keep my wheel tilted to the outside. I check all 3 mirrors, watch the cars behind me for door activity
I feel bad for dude. He ain't never gonna be right.