Aiight now mine don't seem so bad.
I was with this broad and we were fucking missionary. She was older than me by about 7 years I think. She told me to spin around 180° like 69 type, but while I was still in the pussy. She kinda rocked back on her hips and I was damn near in the 4 point stance, still beating. It was cool I guess, but she started smacking me on my ass, which was weird from that unfamiliar ass angle. Shit kinds threw me off but I didn't stop. Then the broad started palming my ass. Again, unfamiliar feeling, weird, but I continue. Then the broad flat out grabbed my ass and opened it up like some kitchen cabinets and touched my butthole. Boy I stood up quick'na muhfucka like hey hey hey now wtf is that about. Bitch started laughing and was like aiight aiight come on. We switched to doggy and finished fucking. But I was like this bitch is a different kind of freak lol.
First chick I ever zodded too. Fine as HELL.