dude I learned early that sexual relationships is ALWAYS fight club rules.
ESPECIALLY at work
REAL TALK: What is the STRANGEST thing a Woman has asked you to do sexually?
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dude I learned early that sexual relationships is ALWAYS fight club rules.
ESPECIALLY at work
Shorty done killed this thread. Shorty said he with the shits. lol I can dig it tho. You said some real shit about female sexuality a lot ain't ready for.
I got turned out early by a broad that was into the slapping and choking. She put me on to that taken in hand type relationship back in 04. It's not just a bedroom thing but a way of living that translates into the bedroom. First woman to teach me how to smack and choke a bitch. Been down with that shit ever since so I don't even see that shit as strange anymore. I'm probably ruined cuz w/o a little violence and force involved sex seems a lil boring. When you can activate a woman's fight or flight instinct the pussy be the wettest and she is the most open to your instruction.
My shit can't top shorty' but the strangest request I got was, yes to piss in her mouth. Slut out of Virginia back in 06 I was fucking with at a house party. I had drank mad Coronas too so I got a good long hot piss on that ho.
Pissed in the ass of this black girl from Fresno in the shower but I kinda don't count that cuz the shower was on.
Also had some request to lick my booty or suck my dick from the back.
Had one want to fuck in the kitchen before her husband returned home from the store. I really enjoyed this, the thrill of getting caught actually heightened the enjoyment of the sex, it was amazing.
Was trying to Zod up one girl, she agreed but only if she could peg me too. I was like Katt Williams on Friday, "You can't put nothing in me bitch I'M A BOY!"
Had some request to fuck the ugly friend on some fear factor dating type shit.
Had some request to spit in her face (same chick previously mentioned tho)
Can't really say I've had too many outrageous request.
White girl at my internship wanted me to just yell at her scare her curse her out call her a devil white bitch, her brothers her mother her father the oppressor.
No sex, she wanted to be on her knees naked masturbating prostrating herself before me.
I may or may not have complied
And her roommate may or may not have happened in and embarrassed the sh*t out of both of us and may have wanted to join in...and may have wanted me to continue and then watch them f*ck.
And I allegedly did not have sex with them but they INSISTED they had to at least blow me cause it was just rude NOT to do so.
And we watched pride and prejudice with some Cajon flavored popcorn and coronas naked.
Allegedly.
Damn i miss being single Saturdays.
No sex, she wanted to be on her knees naked masturbating prostrating herself before me.
I may or may not have complied
And her roommate may or may not have happened in and embarrassed the sh*t out of both of us and may have wanted to join in...and may have wanted me to continue and then watch them f*ck.
And I allegedly did not have sex with them but they INSISTED they had to at least blow me cause it was just rude NOT to do so.
And we watched pride and prejudice with some Cajon flavored popcorn and coronas naked.
Allegedly.
Damn i miss being single Saturdays.
Pregnant chick in Jacksonville AL wanted me to try and put my dick and testicles in her pussy.
I was like
To early to tell my pregnancy tales.
A lot of guys have been pegged by a female but won't admit it.
Man isn't supposed to be penetrated.
Could you honestly stay with a man who wanted to be penetrated by you without looking at him like a bitch?
She wanted the Triple Double Half-Switch Donkey Punch Dirty Sanchez Facial Splash Piledriver Punani Destroyer move.
It was all a bit excessive & overboard. Too chaotic.
It was all a bit excessive & overboard. Too chaotic.
No disrespect to anybody in here but I don't give that vibe off where a chick would even be comfortable mentioning that shit to me even as a joke.
They gonna lose out on some dick if they even utter the shit in passing. Them briefs coming right back on and I'm out.
I don't think I couldMan isn't supposed to be penetrated.
Could you honestly stay with a man who wanted to be penetrated by you without looking at him like a bitch?
Not sure I understand.
Oh I have had a woman hurt me without laying a hand on me.
and most of the time I deserved it.
edit: for little dudes who would really try to misunderstand this
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I've asked a few heauxs to put my strap to my temple while they rode me. Such requests were strictly denied.
ive had that too.
No.
But you're wilder than me, you do all sorts of disgusting ass shit and then go cook a 3 Michelin star meal
fuck you for that.
A woman I was dating joked too much. Wanted me to try and fuck her Aunt who was supposedly a prude.
They still don't talk to each other I guess. I don't know I removed myself from that element lol
They still don't talk to each other I guess. I don't know I removed myself from that element lol
fam...let me tell you a wronged woman
a wronged Black woman
a GOOD woman
that you LOVE
and you KNOW loved you
that you KNOW you messed up with
when she sets her sights to f*ck you over?
yeah you aint never gonna be the same
because you may THINK in your heart of hearts she forgave you...
and there is that moment when you about to have her sex with her again
and you are happy relived and thankful and she will give you a LOOK
you will KNOW that look.
that she aint forget sh*t.
and it wont EVER be the same
Fucked a white girl on the 2nd floor on the floor of a church during services.
Tame by today's standards I know but shit was wild after I'd nutted and thought about it.
I wonder how Amy is nowadays?
Tame by today's standards I know but shit was wild after I'd nutted and thought about it.
I wonder how Amy is nowadays?
my inner shorty cumstain mite come out but this won't be no fantasty this would be me really kicking her ass if she remotely tried to input anything in me
delete now delete now..this is worst than living in sf and thinking about crossing the line phrase...i kno what u were trying to say but no no never say that ever ever again.delete b4 wolves see
Aiight now mine don't seem so bad.
I was with this broad and we were fucking missionary. She was older than me by about 7 years I think. She told me to spin around 180° like 69 type, but while I was still in the pussy. She kinda rocked back on her hips and I was damn near in the 4 point stance, still beating. It was cool I guess, but she started smacking me on my ass, which was weird from that unfamiliar ass angle. Shit kinds threw me off but I didn't stop. Then the broad started palming my ass. Again, unfamiliar feeling, weird, but I continue. Then the broad flat out grabbed my ass and opened it up like some kitchen cabinets and touched my butthole. Boy I stood up quick'na muhfucka like hey hey hey now wtf is that about. Bitch started laughing and was like aiight aiight come on. We switched to doggy and finished fucking. But I was like this bitch is a different kind of freak lol.
First chick I ever zodded too. Fine as HELL.
I was with this broad and we were fucking missionary. She was older than me by about 7 years I think. She told me to spin around 180° like 69 type, but while I was still in the pussy. She kinda rocked back on her hips and I was damn near in the 4 point stance, still beating. It was cool I guess, but she started smacking me on my ass, which was weird from that unfamiliar ass angle. Shit kinds threw me off but I didn't stop. Then the broad started palming my ass. Again, unfamiliar feeling, weird, but I continue. Then the broad flat out grabbed my ass and opened it up like some kitchen cabinets and touched my butthole. Boy I stood up quick'na muhfucka like hey hey hey now wtf is that about. Bitch started laughing and was like aiight aiight come on. We switched to doggy and finished fucking. But I was like this bitch is a different kind of freak lol.
First chick I ever zodded too. Fine as HELL.
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I kicked my GF in the face @ the time (mule kick) for some shit like that...I had the whole story typed out...I won't bore y'all w/ the details tho lol
fam...let me tell you a wronged woman
a wronged Black woman
a GOOD woman
that you LOVE
and you KNOW loved you
that you KNOW you messed up with
when she sets her sights to f*ck you over?
yeah you aint never gonna be the same
because you may THINK in your heart of hearts she forgave you...
and there is that moment when you about to have her sex with her again
and you are happy relived and thankful and she will give you a LOOK
you will KNOW that look.
that she aint forget sh*t.
and it wont EVER be the same
I know that all too well, I've been pretty good at escaping traps though
OK but you just copied it when you replied to it!!!!!
but I understand
really sad that I would have to do that.
You know how white people think its cool to say nigga around certain black people and then know in they heart they better not say it around others?
Same principles.
She put you in reverse cownigga
when I first came home from the service I answered an ad in the swinger mag to rape a chic
cac nice neighborhood dope ass crib
we sat down first and went through everything in broad daylight
came up wit safe words and etc
came back after dark
crawled in the window
choked her
made her swallow
ripped off her panties
ass raped her
slapped the shit out of her repeatedly
ass back to mouth
no vaginal
made her swallow again as she choked and cried
bounced
this was all pre-technology so I drove home terror-stricken that I had gone too far
called her and she thanked me and asked was there anything she could do for me
I asked her for a real date and the full GFE
DO NOT JUDGE ME
but after that trauma I needed to be held
Man that's one of the craziest stories I've ever heard.
this thread is about to become what we knew it was gonna become
You had to prime it!! Lolololol