Man oh man
@largebillsonlyplease @ViCiouS @woodchuck @godofwine
I want the video and tape recording of the police captain and bank executives....
JANUARY 2022 BANK OF AMERICA ATLANTA GEORGIA
A Robbery? Did they get away? How much money was involved? Was anyone hurt?
No no no it appears to be a mix up.
Wtf does that mean?
Well someone tried to make a large withdrawal but the teller felt it was suspicious
Oh ok ok 20k or something
No no 12k
Ok makes sense no ID etc I get it.
No ummm the gentleman had iD a bank card etc
Oh ok delinquent funds?
No ummmm he had much more
Oh fraud damn ATL scammers, How much more?
No umm fraud sir the client legitimately had over 6 figures in several different accounts
I'm confused
The teller felt uneasy.
Oh sh*t please don't tell me it's some BLM Karen sh*t please...
No no no the teller was a pregnant black woman
Oh great!
The esteemed client was African American sir
What that mean esteemed?
Well he is a director in Hollywood.
Spike Lee? You got Spike Lee handcuffed?
No no no not him sir.
I'm not sure if your familiar with him his name is Ryan Coog...
BLACK PANTHER MUTHAFUKA????
WTF! Who doesn't know Black Panther !? You had Black Panther handcuffed?
Well sir you seem confused he is just the director...
Confused? Nigga what? He is the director of one of the highest grossing movies of all time? Confused? This was a BLACK TELLER?!?
Yes. But sir he gave her a handwritten note
What it say?
Paraphrasing he wanted to make a 12k withdrawal but didn't want to call attention
He threatened her!?
No no no
He didn't have ID?
No no he gave her his ID his bank card and PIN I'm SURE she reviewed it closely.
What the f*ck more she want DNA?
It was over 10K. all transactions of that ...
Fool its 12K not uncut vibranium. WTF? Did she see how much was in his account currently?
Yes.
And she flagged it anyway?
Yes sir but she went to the manager
Good good. So what HE do? He went to speak to Black Panther?
No sir he called the police?
What you mean no? That's his job. That's what we pay him for. Teller has an issue goes to the manager and done.
He was concerned apparently.
So He called 5-0 on T'Challa?!?
Yes I mean no sir the police were called and they handcuffed and detained Mr. Coogler and his associates briefly.
Briefly?
Yes.
You ever been handcuffed in the back of a police car?
No.
Ain't no briefly about it. Y'all had Black Panther arrested. The cops had to handcuff him? They aint at least look at his ID confirm who he was? What in the name of the multiverse...
Sir just to be clear there was no violence and we cleared everything up.
You think this is over? You called po nine on Black Panther. Fire the manager.
Sir actually Mr. Coogler is the director Chadwick Bos...
The late great.
Ummm Yes Apologies the late great chadwick baseman was actually the Black P...
Shut the f*ck up
Yes sir
If yall knew so much we wouldn't be in this mess.
You know that mouse gonna rape us right?
Sir I don't understand?
Mickey. F*CKING. Mouse. Is. Going. To. Rape. Us. And Feige gonna watch
I understand
No you don't. They not only gonna f*ck us. But every singke got damn one of our variants too. And if you think I'm going to be banned from Dr. Strange cause of you colonizers? You out your got damn mind.
Yes sir of course sir. But *ha* you could always watch on Disney + *ha* little joke sir
Imma bury you with your ancestors you talk like that again.
Yes sir. Wakanda Forever.
What I just say?
Sorry sir.
Is Mr Coogler OK?
Yes. And the pregnant teller...
Nah nah nah that baby stuff only gonna go so far. Did she at least fake contractions or go into labor when she found out she f*cked up?
She was upset.
Wandavision or Encanto level upset?
I'd say Wandavision I haven't seen the other one yet.
You should great music. And best part?
Yes sir
We didn't almost get Lin Manuel Miranda shot in back for asking if we could break a 50. Now get the f*ck out my office. I can hear that mouse unzipping his trousers already.