When you were about 14 years old you really looked forward to summer vacation, but you had a few others things to look forward to also.
Erwin, one of your best friend's aunt Eleanor "Chaka" would come up from Atlanta and spend at least 2 weeks with her sister (Erwin's mother), and you had a big crush on her.
Too make matters worse the very first time you experienced a "Noturnal
emission," the leading lady of your fantasy was his Aunt Eleanor.
You never really announced how you felt, but you sensed that she was aware of your infatuation because her and her sister would laugh as soon as you left the room.
Fast forward 20 years later and you're dating a few women, but nothing serious and it's that time of the year. However, this time you heard through the grapevine that Aunt Eleanor is having martial problems (keep in mind you haven't seen her on years).
So, you got in contact with Erwin (he's married with kids, and thought it would be nice to visit his family and this would give you a chance to see Aunt Eleanor.
Time has been good to Aunt Eleanor and she could easily give some of the younger women you're currently dating a "run for their money."
"Damn, she looks good," you're thinking to yourself, but she always thought of you as the little friend of her nephew Erwin and nothing more.
However, something strange occurred. Because you practically lived at Erwin's house (his parents were like your 2nd parents) you figured it would be nice to treat them to dinner so you decided to go to KFC.
Aunt Eleanor volunteered to go on the food run with you and told Erwin to stay put. So now it's just you and Aunt Eleanor on your way to KFC, and she told you that you should address her as "Chaka."
"Chaka" then mentioned how you probably had a lot of girlfriends. You told her that you were dating, but there was nothing serious.
"Chaka" then told you if you got with a "Real mature woman" that would all change.