Her: Babe, how do you think your family would react if I wore this to the "Juneteenth" Cookout next month?
Him: Well, my Aunts and a few of my female cousin will talk about you (and not in a good way). Furthermore, some may be brazen enough to approach you about your fashion decisions.
However, my Uncles and almost all of my male cousins will constantly stare at you, and will bring you food, drinks, offers to put you in their wills.