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As much as you enjoy "hanging out" with your cousin Darius you have come to realize that sometimes it comes with a cost, but overall he's a good person.
It must have been the combination of the pizza and whatever he had to drink, but it reeked havoc on his stomach and when you got back to his apartment he found himself "Romancing the bowl." He ended up spending a lot of time in the bathroom, but unfortunately he had an accident on while laying in his bed. You could have literally let him "stewing in his own juices," but you don't get down like that so you gather up his soiled linen and went downstairs to the laundry room in his building.
You were familiar with his laundry room and the only problem you really had was that it felt like a sauna or steam room with the excessive heat, but you're not complaining because it about 23 degrees outside. You assumed you would be alone, but to your surprise there was someone else in the laundry room.
As your eyes met you were looking at a young lady that could have easily pass for "Beyonce's cousin" wearing a sheer white robe and a headwrap. She apologized for her attire and she stated that she assumed that she would be alone (in addition, to making comments about the heat). You told her that there was no need because you're home, and that you were just visiting your cousin, Darius (who she knows) and doing him a favor.
After a formal introduction, your hostess Mia gave you the "brief history of Mia," and was smart enough to leave out the skeletons, and you reciprocated.
The conversation was going well and by this time Darius's linen was in the dryer, but now you realize you are faced with a few conundrums. Do you follow Mia upstairs and leave Darius's linen in the dryer? Do you run upstairs and check on Darius?
Well, you offer to carry Mia's laundry basket upstairs and she invites you to her place since she's off tomorrow. Darius's linen is almost dry and knowing him he's more than likely sleeping at this point therefore...
It must have been the combination of the pizza and whatever he had to drink, but it reeked havoc on his stomach and when you got back to his apartment he found himself "Romancing the bowl." He ended up spending a lot of time in the bathroom, but unfortunately he had an accident on while laying in his bed. You could have literally let him "stewing in his own juices," but you don't get down like that so you gather up his soiled linen and went downstairs to the laundry room in his building.
You were familiar with his laundry room and the only problem you really had was that it felt like a sauna or steam room with the excessive heat, but you're not complaining because it about 23 degrees outside. You assumed you would be alone, but to your surprise there was someone else in the laundry room.
As your eyes met you were looking at a young lady that could have easily pass for "Beyonce's cousin" wearing a sheer white robe and a headwrap. She apologized for her attire and she stated that she assumed that she would be alone (in addition, to making comments about the heat). You told her that there was no need because you're home, and that you were just visiting your cousin, Darius (who she knows) and doing him a favor.
After a formal introduction, your hostess Mia gave you the "brief history of Mia," and was smart enough to leave out the skeletons, and you reciprocated.
The conversation was going well and by this time Darius's linen was in the dryer, but now you realize you are faced with a few conundrums. Do you follow Mia upstairs and leave Darius's linen in the dryer? Do you run upstairs and check on Darius?
Well, you offer to carry Mia's laundry basket upstairs and she invites you to her place since she's off tomorrow. Darius's linen is almost dry and knowing him he's more than likely sleeping at this point therefore...
