You spend the better part of the day watching football and a few College basketball games and even though it's rare for Amazon to deliver packages on Sundays you decided to track your order.
To your surprise (according to the tracking information) you package had been delivered at 4:00 PM and signed for by V. Bradshaw.
Perhaps, the driver made a mistake and delivered the package to Verna Bradshaw (your neighbor down the hall)? So, around 6:00 PM, you knocked on her door to see if she had inadvertently received your package.
She said she did get a package and meant to tell you to come over and pick it up (the box was very heavy), but she said she got distracted by some phone calls and cooking.
You paused and went blank for a few seconds and then said "Thank you, for taking it for me."
Verna noticed you had a faraway look in your eyes and asked if you were okay?
You told her that you just remembered that you needed to make an important phone call and excused yourself.
The reality was that you knew Verna was busty, but you never realized her breasts were that big.