Big as fuck hispanic titties

[tallblacknyc]

You knew you were in trouble when you heard a strange voice tell you the Cowboys suck (you had on a blue Tony Romo Jersey) you turned to respond to the onslaught only to find...




Then she went on to explain how the Giants are going to dethrone Philly this season. You just laughed and a few hours later arranged a date with her.

The actual true joke is 1 of the cowboys defensive backs really is her baby father in real life

 

[November 17]

The actual true joke is 1 of the cowboys defensive backs really is her baby's father in real life.

Damn! I was just reading about Yasmine Lopez having a child with Trevon Diggs. Then I see something about Diggs being involved with Joie Chavis (who has a child with Future and a child with Lil Bow Wow).

Thanks for the information!

 

[November 17]

 

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[November 17]

You went to a cookout at your friend Kenny's parents house. Plenty of people, good food & music and you're having a good time. However, "nature" call and you had to use the bathroom. Since, you and Kenny are childhood friends he tells you to go upstairs and use the bathroom on the 2nd floor.

You go upstairs to use the bathroom and you notice the door is slightly ajar, so you tap gently but no answer. So you open the door only to find Kenny's aunt Yaquelin dancing around in the nude.

You try to excuse yourself and apologize, but she wants you to tell her how her body looks (yeah, she's been drinking).

 

[November 17]

 

[November 17]

I used to have a girlfriend that ran track in school (110m hurdles). She had strong thighs and very shapely calves, and would use them to her advantage when we went out to dinner.

You see, sometimes during the meal she would take off her shoes and put her foot on my lap and start massaging me with her foot. I was so busy thinking about what was going to transpire when we got home that I wasn't paying attention to what all she was ordering.

 

[DragonXJC]

 

[conspiracy_brotha]

You went to a cookout at your friend Kenny's parents house. Plenty of people, good food & music and you're having a good time. However, "nature" call and you had to use the bathroom. Since, you and Kenny are childhood friends he tells you to go upstairs and use the bathroom on the 2nd floor.

You go upstairs to use the bathroom and you notice the door is slightly ajar, so you tap gently but no answer. So you open the door only to find Kenny's aunt Yaquelin dancing around in the nude.

You try to excuse yourself and apologize, but she wants you to tell her how her body looks (yeah, she's been drinking).

You should write scripts for a porn studio

 

[November 17]

 

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[DragonXJC]

 

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[mcguyver]

 

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[November 17]

 

[tallblacknyc]

 

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[November 17]

In case you didn't know Jaki was rooting for the Miami Heat (You can't say you were complaining watching her cheer for them).

 

[November 17]

Once you reach a certain age you look like a "Sugar daddy" to some younger women.
You're just chilling out with some of your old friends when you see Arianna (mid 20s, daughter of Jessica, who you grew up with).

Arianna is with her friend, Julissa, (cute young lady) who is very well spoken and appears to be flirting with you. Somehow or another you start talking about the criminal justice system and she wants to continue so she exchanges numbers with you.



She actually calls later that evening, but the topic quickly shifts from legalise.

 

[November 17]

You grew up around alot of Puerto Rican girls, and they've usually treaten you well. So when you go to the beach you see Jacki, and try to speak a little Spanish to her.

She gives you a confused look and explains to you that although she is a Latina she is Brazilian and she speaks Portuguese (technically, Brazilians are not hispanic, but well, she looks good, lol).

 

[November 17]

As a gift your friends got together and purchased a membership to "Equinox" for you, and even managed to get you a personal trainer.



Mati is great, and is really pushes you hard to obtain your goals.
It's ironic that Mati is totally unaware that she is one of your goals also.

 

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[November 17]

 

[November 17]

You and your girlfriend have been having problems lately, that stem from her asking to borrow money from you to pay off a large tax debt (1000+).

She promises to pay you back when she got her tax refunds in early March, but that didn't happen. To exacerbate the situation it appears she's been showing off some new bags and shoes she recently purchased.

You needed someone to talk to an you when to see your friend Emily. You've always been attracted to Emily, but she treats you like a brother.

I guess Emily must have been in between men because she basically told you that although you probably couldn't handle it, you should have sex with her anyway.



Considering that you and your gal hadn't done anything since late February you thought about it.