Damaris almost cursed you out the first time you met her. You see, last month you and 2 other friends went to visit your friend, Gary (he recently had surgery) at "Memorial Sloan Kettering," on the Upper East side of Manhattan.
You asked her what room Gary was in (Damaris works the information front desk) and she told you, you asked her to repeat the room number again, she did. Then you started to ask her a 3rd time, but you could see she was getting visibly frustrated. You quickly explained that you heard her clearly the first time, but you wanted her to say it again because you liked the sound of her voice and accent (Damaris is from San Pedro de Marcoris in the Dominican Republic).
She smiled and laughed and you proceeded upstairs. When you left out she was still there and told you for giving her a hard time you should treat her to lunch or dinner. You exchanged numbers and started "hanging out" about a week later.
So this evening when you to visit her around 7:00 PM, you wanted to know if she wanted to go out to eat or did she feel like cooking? You gave her some time to decide while you ran to the bathroom, but when you returned...
After watching her do this you told her to "chill," and write down what you want from Dallas BBQ up on Broadway.
I clown and say they turn into the female tasmanian devil once they hit mid 20s
