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Dear Uncle Cleophus,
I am enjoying myself in the big city and I met a girl named "Foxy"
(We have gone out 6 times already). She is very nice and told me that to fit in here I need to spend a lot of money, and that she will teach me how to do it.
So, I asked her what she wanted to do tonight and she told me she wanted to go to the "Brooklyn Chop House." She told me that, "If she eats out I will get to eat out later on." I said, okay and we took a cab to the place.
When we arrived she ordered a Dry Aged Porter house steak ($215.50), a Beijing Chicken Salad ($29.75) a Red Velvet Cake ($20.75), and a bottle of Joseph Phelphs Insignia, 2016 ($495.00).
She told me I should try the House Salad ($13.75) so that is all I had.
After, we got back to her building she told me that she was very tired and that needed to go to sleep and that she would take me to "eat out" tomorrow at this nice pizza shop down the block that just opened last week.
I am enjoying myself in the big city and I met a girl named "Foxy"
(We have gone out 6 times already). She is very nice and told me that to fit in here I need to spend a lot of money, and that she will teach me how to do it.
So, I asked her what she wanted to do tonight and she told me she wanted to go to the "Brooklyn Chop House." She told me that, "If she eats out I will get to eat out later on." I said, okay and we took a cab to the place.
When we arrived she ordered a Dry Aged Porter house steak ($215.50), a Beijing Chicken Salad ($29.75) a Red Velvet Cake ($20.75), and a bottle of Joseph Phelphs Insignia, 2016 ($495.00).
She told me I should try the House Salad ($13.75) so that is all I had.
After, we got back to her building she told me that she was very tired and that needed to go to sleep and that she would take me to "eat out" tomorrow at this nice pizza shop down the block that just opened last week.
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You and Anthony grew up together and still keep in contact since he moved to Denver years ago. His younger brother Eric still lives in town, but the problem is they don't really talk to each other. They used to be very close but when Eric married Layla this caused strife within the family.
Layla had a reputation of "playing" men and using them for their money. In addition, she was considered "loose," and known to cheat on past boyfriends (she was always looking for the next best thing).
Anthony asked you to drop buy and see if Eric was okay (the couple recently had a baby and Eric wasn't working) and if they needed anything for the baby.
Your cousin was nice enough to offer you a ride, which was great especially if you had to go shopping for diapers and formula. However, when you arrived Eric wasn't home and you soon realized that bringing your cousin was a mistake.
Layla had a reputation of "playing" men and using them for their money. In addition, she was considered "loose," and known to cheat on past boyfriends (she was always looking for the next best thing).
Anthony asked you to drop buy and see if Eric was okay (the couple recently had a baby and Eric wasn't working) and if they needed anything for the baby.
Your cousin was nice enough to offer you a ride, which was great especially if you had to go shopping for diapers and formula. However, when you arrived Eric wasn't home and you soon realized that bringing your cousin was a mistake.
Your younger cousin Kenny (early 20s,) from Birmingham, Alabama is visiting for a few weeks. You take him for a walk to go get some food and you run into Julissa and her friend Paula. You introduce Kenny and all he can talk about is Paula for the next 90 minutes or so.
This is Paula...
This is Paula...
Damn these women are packing some serious bombs.
You don't keep in contact with too many of the people you went to High school with simply do to you lost contact. But your friend Kirk ran into Karlina R.
You probably should have dated Karlina, but you were extremely broke and very stupid (not realizing that you probably could have "hung out" with her and she just enjoyed your company).
So, Kirk told you that he was going to give her you number. Within in a week she called and you talked for almost 2 hours, and agreed to meet up over the weekend.
She warned you that she had put on some weight and she hoped you didn't mind spending time with a "fat" girl? You explained to Karlina that she had seen you through some hard times so that was irrelevant.
She sent you a photo after you said that.
You probably should have dated Karlina, but you were extremely broke and very stupid (not realizing that you probably could have "hung out" with her and she just enjoyed your company).
So, Kirk told you that he was going to give her you number. Within in a week she called and you talked for almost 2 hours, and agreed to meet up over the weekend.
She warned you that she had put on some weight and she hoped you didn't mind spending time with a "fat" girl? You explained to Karlina that she had seen you through some hard times so that was irrelevant.
She sent you a photo after you said that.
You've lead a pretty simple and "drama free" lifestyle for the most part, at least that was until you met Tanya.
You had a craving for some "Twinkies" so you stopped by the corner bodega and picked up a few. Tanya noticed you buying the "Twinkies," and commented on how she loved them when she was little. You offered her one, and she was saying how they might make her put on weight.
Nevertheless, you managed to split a pack with her and you would have thought she was dining in a 5 star restaurant. That's how things started and probably should have ended, but you started going out with her after that.
You see, there were 2 problems:
1. Tanya's husband was coming home in a few months after doing a 5 year bid in Elmira.
2. The sex was incredible and she treated you good.
You had a craving for some "Twinkies" so you stopped by the corner bodega and picked up a few. Tanya noticed you buying the "Twinkies," and commented on how she loved them when she was little. You offered her one, and she was saying how they might make her put on weight.
Nevertheless, you managed to split a pack with her and you would have thought she was dining in a 5 star restaurant. That's how things started and probably should have ended, but you started going out with her after that.
You see, there were 2 problems:
1. Tanya's husband was coming home in a few months after doing a 5 year bid in Elmira.
2. The sex was incredible and she treated you good.
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Your friend Kareem is on the road to perdition and make very well be "strung out," by the end of the month.
He's in Los Angeles and sometimes does some late night shopping, but this time he makes an afternoon trip to the supermarket. He's loading his backseat with a few bags when this woman walks past.
She smiled as she walked past him, but her body had him "open," and she knew it.
He's in Los Angeles and sometimes does some late night shopping, but this time he makes an afternoon trip to the supermarket. He's loading his backseat with a few bags when this woman walks past.
She smiled as she walked past him, but her body had him "open," and she knew it.
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He was trying to get her out of his mind, but fate would have it that 2 days later while doing some late night shopping he would see her again.
This time he would say something even if she didn't respond...
She did and he ended up going into the store with her to continue their conversation. He was following her around like a new born pup and ended up carry her bags out to her car.
She "thanked" him and promised to cook him dinner next weekend (they have been talking on the phone) and "La chula" is all he's been talking about for the last week.
This time he would say something even if she didn't respond...
She did and he ended up going into the store with her to continue their conversation. He was following her around like a new born pup and ended up carry her bags out to her car.
She "thanked" him and promised to cook him dinner next weekend (they have been talking on the phone) and "La chula" is all he's been talking about for the last week.
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There once was this dude named Egbert (we'll call him that to protect his true identity). He worked as a "Theft Prevention Officer," and would process the people who got call stealing items for stores (Macy's, Bloomingdales, Sachs 5th Avenue, etc.)
What he would do sometimes is "lose" the paperwork for some attractive young ladies in exchange for sexual favors.
This video reminds me of how he probably would operate.
What he would do sometimes is "lose" the paperwork for some attractive young ladies in exchange for sexual favors.
This video reminds me of how he probably would operate.
You're invited to a "Bachelor party" at the New York Hilton held in the King Penthouse Suite. There are at least 30 strippers there mainly black and Latinas.
Normally, you don't drink, but with all the festivities going on you start sipping Champagne (this would escalate as the night progressed). You remember a brief conversation with this girl.
You have vague memories of this...
In the morning you heard water running, but you're not sure how you got here?
Normally, you don't drink, but with all the festivities going on you start sipping Champagne (this would escalate as the night progressed). You remember a brief conversation with this girl.
You have vague memories of this...
In the morning you heard water running, but you're not sure how you got here?
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I had to change the name because "Egbert" would actually do that. He would let some women go in exchange for sex. He got caught because he had an agreement with some white girl and she must have told her attorney or someone and he got fired, and might have gotten arrested.
Also: "Egbert" huh?
He was the last guy you would suspect was doing this because he was so quiet.
