You decided to treat yourself to a long overdue vacation and plan on going to Medellin, Colombia. You're traveling "solo," and find yourself at a local nightclub in town that filled with women. You make eye contact with this thick young lady and after a few sips of "liquid courage" you decide to approach "Selena."
"Selena" leads you to the dance floor and likes the way you move and you're enamored by her moves and her "thickness." Now, Selena appears to be interested in sharing a sunrise with you, but you can't take her back to your hotel room. So you resort to "plan B," which means you need to find a "no tell motel" (recommended to you by Selena, and you're praying it's not a "set up").
You get a room, and the coast is clear and Selena is ready, willing and able.
The Good: Selena is a freak, and she's down for whatever.
The Bad: She's on the pill, and likes it "Raw"
The Ugly: It's 3:00 AM, you don't have a condom and it's not like you can pay a visit to your 24 hour CVS.